Giuliani ready against Alien Menace!

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2007-10-15 03:06pm

WASHINGTON (CNN) – Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani often stresses his ability to protect America from terrorist threats, but what about from enemies beyond this planet?

Campaigning in Exeter, New Hampshire Sunday, the New York Republican was asked by a young questioner what he would do if aliens attacked the United States, according to the Associated Press.

"Of all the things that can happen in this world, we'll be prepared for that. Yes we will," Giuliani said, noting that he had never fielded a question about potential attacks from outer space before.

"We'll be prepared for anything that happens," he added.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2007-10-15 03:08pm

Be SCARED ALL THE TIME. But FEEL SAFE WITH ME! Ah, so sophisticated our culture is...not at all the primitive herd instincts of a common mammal.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2007-10-15 03:58pm

Hmm, looks like the Right Wing is quickly running out of sharks to jump. What next? Mutant Alien Space Bats of Doom?

Siege · Post by **Siege** » 2007-10-15 03:59pm

So THAT'S what those 'constellations of spy satellites' are REALLY for! He's going to fund ion cannons!

Bounty · Post by **Bounty** » 2007-10-15 04:19pm

To be fair, I don't know what would have been a proper answer for that question, except perhaps "what institution did you escape from?".

Shogoki · Post by **Shogoki** » 2007-10-15 04:31pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Hmm, looks like the Right Wing is quickly running out of sharks to jump. What next? Mutant Alien Space Bats of Doom?

No, next up: Zombies.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2007-10-15 04:41pm

Shogoki wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Hmm, looks like the Right Wing is quickly running out of sharks to jump. What next? Mutant Alien Space Bats of Doom?
No, next up: Zombies.

...is this real?!

Bounty · Post by **Bounty** » 2007-10-15 05:39pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Shogoki wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Hmm, looks like the Right Wing is quickly running out of sharks to jump. What next? Mutant Alien Space Bats of Doom?
No, next up: Zombies.
...is this real?!

Marvel at the obvious bluescreening...

Fingolfin_Noldor · Post by **Fingolfin_Noldor** » 2007-10-15 05:50pm

In today's news, the Dinosaurs walk on the earth again. Rudy Guiliani leads a force of 100 cavemen wielding axes and spears in their latest "War on Dinosaurs"....

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2007-10-15 08:22pm

also the computers will enslave us, they must all be destroyed, before they turn off our life support like they did in 2001.

Hawkwings · Post by **Hawkwings** » 2007-10-15 08:26pm

No, he'll hire the robot mercenaries. That protect us from the terrible secret of space!

Post by **K. A. Pital** » 2007-10-15 08:37pm

Rudy, I honestly doubt you could stand up to Darth Vader or anyone close to that caliber

Wyrm · Post by **Wyrm** » 2007-10-15 09:15pm

Let's not forget the evil, evil bears. They're Satan's Commandos, I tells ya! Can Giuliani protect my children from the godless killing machine hordes?

NeoGoomba · Post by **NeoGoomba** » 2007-10-15 09:54pm

Hawkwings wrote:No, he'll hire the robot mercenaries. That protect us from the terrible secret of space!

But space has a terrible power!!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2007-10-15 09:59pm

NeoGoomba wrote:
Hawkwings wrote:No, he'll hire the robot mercenaries. That protect us from the terrible secret of space!
But space has a terrible power!!

I thought it was a terrible secret! Oh well, he'll eventually hire the Pusher and Shover Robots...

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2007-10-16 03:25am

Unless they'll be the Signs aliens, I doubt we can make much of a stand against aliens capable of interstellar travel mr. Giuliani

eyl · Post by **eyl** » 2007-10-16 03:33am

Bounty wrote:To be fair, I don't know what would have been a proper answer for that question, except perhaps "what institution did you escape from?".

Given that the person was described as a "young questioner", I suspect it was actually a kid.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2007-10-16 03:36am

eyl wrote:
Bounty wrote:To be fair, I don't know what would have been a proper answer for that question, except perhaps "what institution did you escape from?".
Given that the person was described as a "young questioner", I suspect it was actually a kid.

By the video, not even ten yet.

Post by **K. A. Pital** » 2007-10-16 05:08am

Redleader34 · Post by **Redleader34** » 2007-10-16 11:36am

Guys, I am sorry to say that Stargate Command is being moved from Chyanne. Its new expanded complex will be moved to Rudy's own home city of New York. They will deal with crime... With Fancy Alien Technologies.

Molyneux · Post by **Molyneux** » 2007-10-16 12:56pm

Redleader34 wrote:Guys, I am sorry to say that Stargate Command is being moved from Chyanne. Its new expanded complex will be moved to Rudy's own home city of New York. They will deal with crime... With Fancy Alien Technologies.

Actually, I wouldn't mind if the NYPD was armed with Zats. It'd give them a good, ranged nonlethal option.

Balrog · Post by **Balrog** » 2007-10-16 01:11pm

Molyneux wrote:
Redleader34 wrote:Guys, I am sorry to say that Stargate Command is being moved from Chyanne. Its new expanded complex will be moved to Rudy's own home city of New York. They will deal with crime... With Fancy Alien Technologies.
Actually, I wouldn't mind if the NYPD was armed with Zats. It'd give them a good, ranged nonlethal option.

Until someone screws up and shoots the criminal twice. Maybe if they could disable that function of the Zat...

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2007-10-16 01:13pm

Balrog wrote:
Molyneux wrote:
Redleader34 wrote:Guys, I am sorry to say that Stargate Command is being moved from Chyanne. Its new expanded complex will be moved to Rudy's own home city of New York. They will deal with crime... With Fancy Alien Technologies.
Actually, I wouldn't mind if the NYPD was armed with Zats. It'd give them a good, ranged nonlethal option.
Until someone screws up and shoots the criminal twice. Maybe if they could disable that function of the Zat...

I'm more concerned with the NYPD with the 'three shots, vanish' schtick.

Wraith Stunners.

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2007-10-16 03:00pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:also the computers will enslave us, they must all be destroyed, before they turn off our life support like they did in 2001.

Well it's not their fault, really. I mean, people keep thinking the internet's a big truck. It's not, it's a series of tubes.

Phantasee · Post by **Phantasee** » 2007-10-17 01:29am

So...he's humouring the kid. Right.

I guess he's really not ready, then? In which case the thread title is wrong. I was disappointed.