South Park Downs John Edwards

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-01-15 10:36pm

Well, for those of you who missed it, South Park just gave the smack down to that con man John Edwards. He of course is the asshole who claims to talk to dead people and makes millions off hopeful people who are gulible enough to take his bullshit at face value.

To reaffirm what I might have said before, South Park rocks, and fuck you Edwards!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-01-15 10:43pm

Of course he's a fraud and an asshole.

Besides, there's a reason he's on the Sci-Fi channel.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-15 10:45pm

I like that episode.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-01-15 10:45pm

Besides, there's a reason he's on the Sci-Fi channel.

Right next to the lesbo sex dream show.

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-15 10:46pm

JOHN EDWARDS??? The presidential candidate??

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-01-15 10:50pm

John Edwards: Douche of the Universe. It was HILARIOUS. FInally someone says what i've always noticed about him from his very first episode

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-15 10:51pm

Stravo wrote:John Edwards: Douche of the Universe. It was HILARIOUS. FInally someone says what i've always noticed about him from his very first episode

You actually watched it?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-01-15 10:52pm

Yeah, this is a great episode, I liked the Rob Schneider stuff too ("Rob Schneider is derp du derp du derp in derp de derp de derp derp!!").

Also Will Ferrell did a hilarious sketch making fun of him in 2001 on SNL.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-01-15 10:52pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Stravo wrote:John Edwards: Douche of the Universe. It was HILARIOUS. FInally someone says what i've always noticed about him from his very first episode
You actually watched it?

Yeah, it came on afer the episode where they were savage children afer using teh M word to make the birth givers go away

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-01-15 11:13pm

He's a conman, and a damn good.

His technique is nearly perfect, keeping it just vague enough to get a reaction, then hitting them with every more narrowed possibilities.

If he gets it wrong: "All I'm seeing is a picture, thats what they give me to work with."

I feel the need - to heckle... How do I get a ticket to his show?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-15 11:17pm

Actually all you need to do is send a letter asking to be on the show...though I'm sure, it's more than that...but that's what it's said after the show.

And yes a good con man...though nice to see South Park hitting him just like Blaine

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-01-15 11:21pm

Ah, Blaine isn't really a conman though, he's just a douche.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-15 11:28pm

True...nonetheless fun to see

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-01-15 11:39pm

weemadando wrote:He's a conman, and a damn good.

His technique is nearly perfect, keeping it just vague enough to get a reaction, then hitting them with every more narrowed possibilities.

If he gets it wrong: "All I'm seeing is a picture, thats what they give me to work with."

I feel the need - to heckle... How do I get a ticket to his show?

He is very good at reading people, and he's a very bright guy. I've only seen a few brief little snippets, but he knows what he's doing. It was hard to even figure out how he knew things about people, but that was the fun of the show for me.

The funniest Edwards moment, though, was when he appeared on "Larry King." Basically, he was taking calls, and he was just guessing to see if people were right. I don't know what was wrong with him on that particular day, because when the callers would tell him "no," he would argue with them, and then Larry would cut them off and move to the next caller until they finally got one that he was marginally successful with.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-01-15 11:51pm

The great thing is he lets the people being read do all the leg work.

He gives them a little bit of wool and they tug at it until it all unravels.

"I'm seeing a mountain - near a lake..."

And awaaaaay they go...

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-16 07:22am

"I'm seeing a person...possibly with hair...and I'm pretty sure their name starts with a letter...it's either a male or a female..."

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-01-16 11:42am

Stravo wrote:John Edwards: Douche of the Universe. It was HILARIOUS. FInally someone says what i've always noticed about him from his very first episode

John Edwards: BIGGEST Douche in the Universe

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-01-16 11:44am

Darth Servo wrote:
Stravo wrote:John Edwards: Douche of the Universe. It was HILARIOUS. FInally someone says what i've always noticed about him from his very first episode
John Edwards: BIGGEST Douche in the Universe

And the end had his real face plastered on screen as the Biggest Douche in the Universe award song was playing. This was definately a CLASSIC episode.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-01-16 12:31pm

kojikun wrote:
Besides, there's a reason he's on the Sci-Fi channel.
Right next to the lesbo sex dream show.

lesbo sex dream show???? when is this on?????

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-01-16 01:21pm

Darksider wrote:
kojikun wrote:
Besides, there's a reason he's on the Sci-Fi channel.
Right next to the lesbo sex dream show.
lesbo sex dream show???? when is this on?????

I think it's an upcoming show. There are previews already though.

And it's not all about lesbian sex. It's a dream interpretation show that happens to involve a multitude of lesbian sex.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-16 01:25pm

Stravo wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
Stravo wrote:John Edwards: Douche of the Universe. It was HILARIOUS. FInally someone says what i've always noticed about him from his very first episode
You actually watched it?
Yeah, it came on afer the episode where they were savage children afer using teh M word to make the birth givers go away

I meant you actually watched that conman's show?

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-01-16 01:32pm

neoolong wrote:
Darksider wrote:
kojikun wrote: Right next to the lesbo sex dream show.
lesbo sex dream show???? when is this on?????
I think it's an upcoming show. There are previews already though.

And it's not all about lesbian sex. It's a dream interpretation show that happens to involve a multitude of lesbian sex.

i think it's called "the dream team"

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-01-16 01:53pm

Darksider wrote:
neoolong wrote:
Darksider wrote: lesbo sex dream show???? when is this on?????
I think it's an upcoming show. There are previews already though.

And it's not all about lesbian sex. It's a dream interpretation show that happens to involve a multitude of lesbian sex.
i think it's called "the dream team"

More like Wet Dream.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-01-16 01:53pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Stravo wrote:
Stormbringer wrote: You actually watched it?
Yeah, it came on afer the episode where they were savage children afer using teh M word to make the birth givers go away
I meant you actually watched that conman's show?

Every once in a while its playing in the background as a Sci Fi movie I'm watching ends at 11:00 then he comes on and I'm too lazy to change the channel as I surf or write. He makes a good back ground drone while I'm working and ocassionally you have to stop and marvel at peopl's stupidity

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-01-16 01:56pm

neoolong wrote:
Darksider wrote:
neoolong wrote: I think it's an upcoming show. There are previews already though.

And it's not all about lesbian sex. It's a dream interpretation show that happens to involve a multitude of lesbian sex.
i think it's called "the dream team"
More like Wet Dream.

Sounds like a spinn off of Insomniac.

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