Thought Experiment: Magic appears

Skelron · Post by **Skelron** » 2003-01-15 11:08pm

Darn it, you dodn't want to do that to me sword, Right then Fireballs for everyone... (Teleports into the Alyium's presence and lets loose with as many variations on spells with an added fire element thrown in that he can think of. The advantage of being an Elementalist of Fire, Fireballs for everywhere, dosn't bother me) Now then just prey I don't let loose with the urm... Dodgy spells my Flat mate and I designed last year when Pissed out of our skulls. (One or two of them where designed when flicking through the channels on TV we came across erm a show which had several Women walking around with erm very little on... One or two of them are spells people may not want to resist, untill part two hits you if my foggy remembrance of that night is correct.)

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-15 11:10pm

I don't think you want to see what type of reflecting spells or that he has probably contingency chained...that or the Prismatic Sphere he more than likely has.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-01-15 11:23pm

Skelron wrote:Darn it, you dodn't want to do that to me sword, Right then Fireballs for everyone... (Teleports into the Alyium's presence and lets loose with as many variations on spells with an added fire element thrown in that he can think of. The advantage of being an Elementalist of Fire, Fireballs for everywhere, dosn't bother me) Now then just prey I don't let loose with the urm... Dodgy spells my Flat mate and I designed last year when Pissed out of our skulls. (One or two of them where designed when flicking through the channels on TV we came across erm a show which had several Women walking around with erm very little on... One or two of them are spells people may not want to resist, untill part two hits you if my foggy remembrance of that night is correct.)

You get his with every last one of them. I love spell turning. Oh and thanks to disjunction your spell-protects are gone. Oh, and thanks to dimensional anchor you have to stay here. *prismatic sphere goes up*

*feeblemind* no more spellcasting for you. *trap the soul, speaks your name to make the spell impossible to resist* Adds you to my pouch of gems, and allows my familiar to eat the flesh off your bones then raises you as a skeletal minion*

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-15 11:25pm

Waste not, want not

I'll just take a bit of the hair for the cats to play with.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-01-15 11:31pm

And NO I am not vulnerable right now. My contingencies are redundant. * speaks command word, and enters my own self-contained demiplane, accessable only to me, and in complete and utter safety rest, and prepare my spells, safe in the knowledge that I am completly inacessable and safe behind a wall of contigency spells*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-01-15 11:40pm

The horrible thing is, is that at this point my Intelligence is 32

17+ 5(improved ability scores by level) =22+5(ring of clear thought I created)=27 then wish spells=32

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-01-15 11:45pm

That is of course, assuming that the level/power cap for us is ~level 20 and that I am not allowed to do evil things with permenancy. If I am allowed then my Int score would be 39

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-01-15 11:53pm

As president Bush is "speaking" at a press conference on the rise of magic, and how itmust be stopped because " These mage users are terrorists, and a threat to the american way of life..." I appear at the press conference in a shimmering radiance

" Oh Bushie, I see you are being close-minded as usual. Do you even know what a terrorist is? I have NEVER attacked a civilian target. You have been performing bomb raids on my mund...civilian population for the past 3 weeks. This is a formal declaration of war! And as the first act of war*snaps presidents neck* *leaves in a nimbus of light*

*Back in Denryland*

Now join hands my friends, we must create this Mythal before the nukes drop.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-01-15 11:55pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:As president Bush is "speaking" at a press conference on the rise of magic, and how itmust be stopped because " These mage users are terrorists, and a threat to the american way of life..." I appear at the press conference in a shimmering radiance

" Oh Bushie, I see you are being close-minded as usual. Do you even know what a terrorist is? I have NEVER attacked a civilian target. You have been performing bomb raids on my mund...civilian population for the past 3 weeks. This is a formal declaration of war! And as the first act of war*snaps presidents neck* *leaves in a nimbus of light*

*Back in Denryland*

Edit: Change Denryland to United confederacy of magic users

Now join hands my friends, we must create this Mythal before the nukes drop.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-15 11:58pm

I have no problem with that...but not turn Bushie into frog...I mean we can use him as some part of the zoo.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-01-16 12:01am

I have already snapped his neck, Quickly chant faster! PUT SOME FEELING BEHIND IT!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-01-16 12:05am

This mythal, will cause every bomb nuke, and missile heading toward our country to be telported to random locations in the US seconds before impact/detonation All we have to worry about are the ground troops and machine guns on the fighters/choppers. But that is what ironguard is for

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-01-16 12:34am

*Teleports in, casts resurrect on Bush, teleports out*

Skelron · Post by **Skelron** » 2003-01-16 12:44am

Hmm this Cartel wants to declare war on bush... perhaps it's not evil just misguided... Sends out through every means at his dispossble messages asking for a truce until such a time as I think you go too far. Sometimes you've got to use the evil defeat a greater one after all... even priests of good gods meet with Devils and Demons...) It's a good thing I researched into that spell. (the one used by the former head of Zhent Network. Which allowed him to keep Clones in statis and periodically update their memory's so he didn't die... I love that idea.) (oh as for having the fire spells reflected on me, Note the guys more a Fire Elemental now than anything else, Fire dosn't hurt him. Yep stand in the middle of a fireball and not care. Why do you think I went down that route... (Wild mage almost killed himself when the fireball he cast before this transformation was 60 foot instead of 30... i was 35 feet away... actually forget that whole Clone thing, I'm an outsider I return to my Plane of existence for a Hundred years or unless you cancel it by inviting me back...)

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-16 12:51am

Teleports in...polymorph Bush into Frog...collects him for the Mythal Zoo of unusually dumb things.

Next will be some other world leader or fool to become a chicken.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-16 12:52am

And while I'm there...I turn Cheny into a hairless cat...teleport out

Skelron · Post by **Skelron** » 2003-01-16 12:55am

Watches and laughs, Hmm perhaps I'll settle down and do some studying, lets see I have a hundred years or so, to sell my services to the Various factions up here, re-make that sword, and make it even better, with numerous defences, and oh trade with the Efreeti for a few wishes, ah life as Mage is good.

Skelron · Post by **Skelron** » 2003-01-16 12:56am

Wait a minute sod that Trade with a few Efreeti cast my own wish spells, I'm immortal so no side effects... Ah life as a Fire Elemental mage is even better....

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-01-16 01:43am

Skelron wrote:Wait a minute sod that Trade with a few Efreeti cast my own wish spells, I'm immortal so no side effects... Ah life as a Fire Elemental mage is even better....

*Teleports Skellie into the middle of the Antarctic ice cap. Casts a spell to strip him of his powers while there...*

Have fun.

Skelron · Post by **Skelron** » 2003-01-16 02:01am

LAughs as Beowolf's plan fails... I'm banished for 100 Years by Alyium until those 100 years are up you canna touch me. (unless Alyium summons me first that is.) (Planer Summoning rule 101) Still prepares for Alyium to try the same thing, lets see what do I need, oh yes Quickly makes an item with the spell Planer binding cast on it, and also casts permanency. I ain't going anywhere till I'm ready, although Alyium is welcome to try... I'll enjoy having the BAnishment cancelled. Then Prepares his defences, lets see ah yes, Continqunicy spells by the bucketfull, include a Planer Gate spell to return him to here. Spells to cancel anyone entering the area's Planer Defence Spells, and a few surprises. (this is the Elemental Plane of fire lads, if your not protected prepare to burn... and no protection from Elements specified Fire ain't enough you need Protection from the Plane of existence Fire.... A planeswalker spell)

Sends a message to the local Fire Elemental Prince. 'Mate these Primes think they can mess with us cutter, lets show these berks that they don't mess with us Planer's.' Then sends another message to the Elven Heaven's, I'm calling on a few people to help me lads, some Humans are causing trouble, even trying to mess with Mythal's time to show em not to mess with the master's. A very quick gathering is arranged and prepares a surprise...

Thunderfire · Post by **Thunderfire** » 2003-01-16 02:45am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Arcane of course

Better hope that psi doesn't works. Psis are excellent
in 1vs1 fights. Even mid levels ones can kill a high
level mage pretty fast. Especially if you give them modern
equipment.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-01-16 08:40am

Skelron wrote:Hmm this Cartel wants to declare war on bush... perhaps it's not evil just misguided... Sends out through every means at his dispossble messages asking for a truce until such a time as I think you go too far. Sometimes you've got to use the evil defeat a greater one after all... even priests of good gods meet with Devils and Demons...) It's a good thing I researched into that spell. (the one used by the former head of Zhent Network. Which allowed him to keep Clones in statis and periodically update their memory's so he didn't die... I love that idea.) (oh as for having the fire spells reflected on me, Note the guys more a Fire Elemental now than anything else, Fire dosn't hurt him. Yep stand in the middle of a fireball and not care. Why do you think I went down that route... (Wild mage almost killed himself when the fireball he cast before this transformation was 60 foot instead of 30... i was 35 feet away... actually forget that whole Clone thing, I'm an outsider I return to my Plane of existence for a Hundred years or unless you cancel it by inviting me back...)

The problem is is that your soul must be able to transfer to the clone when you die. I took your soul, those clones will remain in stasis.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-01-16 08:45am

LAughs as Beowolf's plan fails... I'm banished for 100 Years by Alyium until those 100 years are up you canna touch me. (unless Alyium summons me first that is.) (Planer Summoning rule 101) Still prepares for Alyium to try the same thing, lets see what do I need, oh yes Quickly makes an item with the spell Planer binding cast on it, and also casts permanency. I ain't going anywhere till I'm ready, although Alyium is welcome to try... I'll enjoy having the BAnishment cancelled. Then Prepares his defences, lets see ah yes, Continqunicy spells by the bucketfull, include a Planer Gate spell to return him to here. Spells to cancel anyone entering the area's Planer Defence Spells, and a few surprises. (this is the Elemental Plane of fire lads, if your not protected prepare to burn... and no protection from Elements specified Fire ain't enough you need Protection from the Plane of existence Fire.... A planeswalker spell)

Seeing as you are already dead permenantly(outsiders ARE effected by trap the soul) Your point is moot.

hmm. But just to be on the safe side...*casts a spell that causes the elemental planes of fire and water to connect via a dimensional rift, and COMPELLS ALL inhabitants of said planes to fight the inhabitants of the other plane to which they are connected, water pours into the plane of fire*

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-01-16 08:52am

Get out of the planar mancatcher. or if a spell(I am unfamiliar with it,probably similar to dimensional anchor) dispell it. Then move. Again contingency spells are fun.

They are strong enough to Hold Pit Lords, Balor and assorted other MAJOR demons, I don't think think a simple Dispell is going to work

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-01-16 08:55am

Demons arent usually spell-casters. Disjunction would work if Dispelling didnt. As bullets bounce off the defenses I construct.

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