There is barely a city in my state with a population that high and there's loads of shotgun toting rednecks all between me and those places...
^.^ I just get a team together and head to the front lines distributing serum and become a hero.
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Jolly good then. Just so long as we maintain objectivity.Lord Relvenous wrote:I wasn't saying follow it in blind faith, but I find his precautions and suggestions reasonable, and a good set of guidelines. Seeing as how in the OP these zombies have only the added benefit of being twice as strong, not super-sight or telepathy, that strength can't help them if they can't find me. The premise he wrote his book on would still apply.Master_Baerne wrote: So you're going to trust you're safety to a person who may or may not have any clue what he's talking about? It's a well written book, but unless Max Brooks has more qualifications than I'm aware of, I'll ignore his advice.
Conversion Table:
2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon