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holy shit. funny how they always make stupid designs like this. It's mostly for attention, i think.
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Japanese porn. Scary stuff. I'd rather not talk about it now :?
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hmm... fake man titts.
that idea isnt going to make it, since it´s not good for anything, gets in the way pretty easily and last but not least looks stupid as god.
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No...just no. If I wanted breasts i would be straight. The shirts are fine, on a hot bdy, but the breasts must go.
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Oh WTF?
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:No...just no. If I wanted breasts i would be straight. The shirts are fine, on a hot bdy, but the breasts must go.
Testify, brother! One of the reasons I hate body shaving on men. Shaving is for girls. :D
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I can't wait til Ambercrombie and Fitch start selling those, then I'll have an excuse for killing all the preppies at my school.


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Yes...we'll lead a Phelpite revolt against the fashion industry. They'll wipe each other out and we'll kill two revoltingly annoying by-products of society with one massive, bloody riot.
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Look on the bright side, at least you can tell from a distance who's homo and not.
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Wicked Pilot wrote:Look on the bright side, at least you can tell from a distance who's homo and not.
Uhh, the point is WE DON'T LIKE DA FUNBAG THING! Jeez, you think I want to be a chick because I'm queer?
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Shinova wrote:First posted somewhere else by someone else:







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Making a clean breast of fashion

By JENNIFER MELOCCO
14jan03
WANT to keep abreast of the latest in male fashion? Well, the message from Milan is to say goodbye to Mr Macho and hello to Mr Androgyny.
The provocative direction – featuring male models with fake breasts under figure-hugging knitwear – was sent down the catwalk by outrageous British designer Vivienne Westwood in the mens' autumn winter 2003 shows held this week.

And while the effect may look outrageous today, fashion commentators reckon Sydney men may just end up adopting it – in a few years' time.

Director of fashion at Sydney TAFE, Alison Mason, said while Westwood's designs have always been controversial they have largely made their way into our everyday wardrobe.

"The look is controversial but we may see it in some diluted manner in stores," Ms Mason said.

She said the designer had a history of presenting some of the most shocking looks but also visual effects that had been adopted by the mainstream.

Ms Westwood put punk clothing on the map, featuring safety pins, slashed T-shirts, chains and dog collars in the '70s.

The designer also pioneered the new romantic look of the '80s which featured feminine frilled and flounced shirts for men.

But this time around the Westwood catwalk also featured plenty of cues from womens' wear.

Jumpers came in tones of soft camel and rose, featured blouson sleeves and ruffled cuffs, and were teamed with fetching slim-hipped pants and cute peek-a-boo bonnet-style scarves.

Even the catwalk pose took on a feminine trait – gone was the tough guy stance.

It was replaced by a coy swivel of the hips contrived to give the model the slimmest silhouette possible.

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X_X Gah!! :shock:
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Frank Hipper wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:Look on the bright side, at least you can tell from a distance who's homo and not.
Uhh, the point is WE DON'T LIKE DA FUNBAG THING! Jeez, you think I want to be a chick because I'm queer?
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Forgive me if I'm wrong, but itsn't the purpose of "fashon" wearing something attractive? So, what is the point of this if everyone thinks it's stupid (unless it's sort of like abstract art, in which the "upper circle" will think it's good).
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This was up there with the manzier...
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Wow, this has been up an entire day and no has done the Radioactive Man line yet. What happened? :)
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1. :lol: How'd he do that without laughing? With fake breasts and "...a coy swivel of the hips..." I'd feel quite silly.
2. :roll: what's next? Chicks with dicks?
3. :shock: If they bring back powdered wigs and frilly shirts, I'm going native somewhere.
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Just to play devil's advocate for a moment, aren't fashion shows sort of like car shows where the manufacturers show off concept cars? Slap every wild idea you've come up with in the last year on one or two vehicles, and see which ones stick? The designer (hopefully) doesn't think falsies will become fashionable on men, but she's probably betting that more feminine styles will become popular amongst men. The boobs just exaggerate the femininity of the clothing.
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"Feminine styles amongst men?"

NOT!!

What's next, frilly boxers? :shock:

I'll stick to leather thank you.
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Hey, I prefer my clothing to look masculine, too. But it's not like it's unprecedented for androgyny to be in. Look at some of the shit they were wearing in the 70s and 80s.
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Did any of it have boobs?
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johnmarkley wrote:Wow, this has been up an entire day and no has done the Radioactive Man line yet. What happened? :)

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Man, what's the world coming to when it's considered "fashion" to run around looking like Marilyn Manson?
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Darth Wong wrote:<KURTZ>The horror ... the horror ...</KURTZ>
Don't you sometimes, just occasionally sometimes, wish that fascist ideology didn't come with a bunch of rascist baggage?

Lots of clothing considered feminine these days was masculine once; and even some masculine clothing these days (well, masculine until recently), was once primarily feminine.

But the combination of mindless, indescribable... Well, I'll leave it there, since it really is both, and crass consumerism. It makes you long for a performance of Wagner in the nude. Or just goddamn anything else.

Of course, the plus side of ubercapitalism is that if there's any hope for society this will flop faster than the leisure suit and can't be forced on you.

I mean, this makes about as much sense as women wearing penile gourds, though probably isn't as uncomfortable as that would be.
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