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http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/l ... t01m0.html

Thank goodness the government hires the personnel necessary to deal with such monsters.
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Thank goodness the government hires the personnel necessary to deal with such monsters.
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The horrible man who left his lights on. It was sarcasm, maybe not successful sarcasm, though.
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Durran Korr wrote:The horrible man who left his lights on. It was sarcasm, maybe not successful sarcasm, though.
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*whew* Another terrorist act narrowly avoided by the quick thinking of our great nation's meter maids.
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If you think that is a dumb law, in San Francisco they passed an ordinance that changes wording so you no longer own a pet, but are its guardian. :roll:
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That was ghey.
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Still, "For the life of me, I can't figure out what the public-safety issue is," Seth said. "I mean, is a small child going to walk too near to your lights and be vaporized?"

Hehe, guess he never saw Tron's bus... :D
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Nah the BEST law in the world, is in York (UK) it's onje of those silly laws that never got cancelled, and a judge would throw out, but it exists.

In the city of York it is legal to shoot dead a Scots man wearing a Kilt, within the City Walls, as long as he is also wielding a dagger/sword/sharp pointy object for sticking in someone. And as long as it is not Sunday, and you use a Long bow...
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Why is no matter how long I check for typo's about two seconds after I hit the send button I see one... This seems to happen every Fucking time I post, and I really must apologise. So take this as a permanment apology as I do check but keep missing, I just noticed that again I was two seconds too late on my last post in spotting the error. It's been happening far too often lately, and I do check. :oops:
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Man commits horrible crime...

They exist in the first place?
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I expect them to push for the death penalty.
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