Favourite Spy?

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Bond, James Bond
32
48%
Austin "Danger" Powers
6
9%
George Smiley (The Spy Who Came in From the Cold)
1
2%
Sam Fisher (Splinter Cell)
3
5%
Big Boss/Solid Snake (Metal Gear)
7
11%
Alex Ryder
1
2%
Other
16
24%
 
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Yeah, I voted Maxwell Smart. We're yet to see portable telephones in shoes.
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darthbob88 wrote:
SancheztheWhaler wrote:Other: Number Six
Which one? Retired spy No 6 from The Prisoner, or the sexy Cylon from nBSG?
Really, how can anyone mention female Femme Fatale agents of espionage, and give a nod to toasters with legs when you have Miladay (The Countess De Winter (3 Musketeers, you young whippersnaps!).
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I voted Other: Matt Damon, err Jason Bourne. "You should get some sleep you look tired." Was a very cool last scene of the movie
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Other - Harry Pearce from Spooks. s6 just further confirms his divinity.
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Gerald Tarrant wrote:I voted Other: Matt Damon, err Jason Bourne. "You should get some sleep you look tired." Was a very cool last scene of the movie
Second...a agent that is close to perfection in what he does. Almost every movie agency ability to kill/capture him has been a failure.
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ray245 wrote:
Gerald Tarrant wrote:I voted Other: Matt Damon, err Jason Bourne. "You should get some sleep you look tired." Was a very cool last scene of the movie
Second...a agent that is close to perfection in what he does. Almost every movie agency ability to kill/capture him has been a failure.
Although if he went up against a Sean Connery Bond he'd probably end up losing to a pimped out rocket-car.
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The nameless spy from Len Deighton's series of books; you could also say Bernard Samson, they're practically the same character.
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Sam Fisher, followed by Stierlitz.
Stierlitz was about to meet up with his contact, when several shots rang out and the informant collapsed, dead.

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He slipped away through the entrance.
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Gerald Tarrant wrote:Although if he went up against a Sean Connery Bond he'd probably end up losing to a pimped out rocket-car.
Please. Sean Connery could be after him with a rocket-car. Batman could be after him with his Bat-tank-mobile.

Sean Conner could be after him with a rocket-car and Batman could be after with his Bat-tank-mobile!

And he'd be in his little Mini.

And he'd win.
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DEATH wrote:From the fantastical to the realistic, who's your favourite (Fictional) Super-Spy?
David Callan.
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I like the Black Spy. As opposed to the White Spy, who's a prick.

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Stuart wrote:David Callan.
When I looked up that name on Wikipedia, I got an Australian standup comedian. Who is the David Callan you're talking about?
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Sidewinder wrote:I got an Australian standup comedian. Who is the David Callan you're talking about?
It's that Callan I guess. He's a former spy.
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I think he may mean David McCallum a.k.a. Illya Kuryakin, one of the men from U.N.C.L.E.
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weemadando wrote:Other - Harry Pearce from Spooks. s6 just further confirms his divinity.
That's Sir Harry Pearce to you! :wink:

I've gone for Bond, although Pearce would easily be a joint number one.
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Patrick Degan wrote:I think he may mean David McCallum a.k.a. Illya Kuryakin, one of the men from U.N.C.L.E.
Dear God no.

David Callan was a secret agent (read cold-blooded assassin) in a group of four TV series (called Callan) produced for British television between 1967 and 1972. Played by Edward Woodward and was a superb portrayal of a gray, morally ambiguous world where nothing is quite what it seemed and nobody quite who they said they were. The individuals episodes were never cut and dried, they always ended on an ambiguous and untidy conclusion.

The character was picked up later for an American television series called "The Equalizer", the plot presumption being that David Callan finally managed to retire alive and left for America where he tried to redeem himself. The producers couldn't use the name "David Callan for copyright reasons so he used the pseudonym Robert McCall. Its a matter of nods and winks that David Callan and Robert McCall are teh same character.

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Stuart wrote:
Patrick Degan wrote:I think he may mean David McCallum a.k.a. Illya Kuryakin, one of the men from U.N.C.L.E.
Dear God no.

David Callan was a secret agent (read cold-blooded assassin) in a group of four TV series (called Callan) produced for British television between 1967 and 1972. Played by Edward Woodward and was a superb portrayal of a gray, morally ambiguous world where nothing is quite what it seemed and nobody quite who they said they were. The individuals episodes were never cut and dried, they always ended on an ambiguous and untidy conclusion.

The character was picked up later for an American television series called "The Equalizer", the plot presumption being that David Callan finally managed to retire alive and left for America where he tried to redeem himself. The producers couldn't use the name "David Callan for copyright reasons so he used the pseudonym Robert McCall. Its a matter of nods and winks that David Callan and Robert McCall are teh same character.
Ah, I see.

Did Callan ever get American syndication?
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Patrick Degan wrote:Did Callan ever get American syndication?
Sadly no. The majority of the first two series episodes have been lost, if it had been syndicated to America they would have been saved. The same copright problems that hit the name also prevented the syndication of the show and have pretty much prevented it's release on DVD - the Australians (God bless them) managed to save the third series and have released in on DVD.
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One of my favourite movie spies was from the film The President's Analyst (1969, James Coburn): KGB agent Fyodor Nikaloyevich Kropotkin (Severn Darden), the only foreign spy who succeeds in kidnapping Dr. Sidney Shaffer —only to be convinced to put him back in Washington when the good doctor starts psychoanalysing him, after which the Russian can't take him back home because he needs Shaffer as his doctor. As good is Kropotkin's CEA counterpart and best friend, agent Don Masters (Godfrey Cambridge), another patient of Dr. Shaffer's as well as one of his minders.
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