Father and clone err...son contest, SW vs. ST style

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-01-14 10:07pm

Yes sir folks. it's Jango Fett and his son Boba vs. Jean Luc Picard and his son Skippy.

So, the two pairs are competeing several father/son type events. Who would win? Like I need to ask that one.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-14 10:12pm

Uh...Ummmm....yeah.

Okay Jean Luc and Skippy only because Boba and Jango die of laughter.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-14 10:13pm

Picard and Skippy hate each other, which is a small problem. But somehow, they miraculously begin to bond, perhaps because the scenario has been set up in such a manner that they must work together.

The two of them, working together, become very competitive. Given the fact that they are both adults of similar proportions, events like the three-legged father-son race are a cakewalk. Jango and Boba just can't keep up.

With Picard and Skippy nursing a healthy lead, they both suddenly drop dead. Kamino poison dart.

Jango and Boba win by default.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-14 10:13pm

Ghost Rider wrote:Uh...Ummmm....yeah.

Okay Jean Luc and Skippy only because Boba and Jango die of laughter.

Nonono, they're too professional for that. They beat them, THEN die of laughter.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-01-14 10:20pm

Let's use Mandorian (sp?) events! You know, the "It's so brutal the kids only survive because they've been so well trained" events.

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-01-14 10:28pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Let's use Mandorian (sp?) events! You know, the "It's so brutal the kids only survive because they've been so well trained" events.

Works for me. I didn't specific exactly what kind of father/son events. So, I would imagine that Mandorian father/son events would involve lots of explosions. In that case, Picard and Skippy are fucked!

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-14 10:53pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Let's use Mandorian (sp?) events!

Mandalorian.

FettKyle · Post by **FettKyle** » 2003-01-15 02:42pm

If it was some kind of battle between them and Boba was grown up skippy and Pictard would be on there backs dead before they knew it and thats only if Darth Vader told Boba no disintagrations.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-01-15 03:26pm

Jango can pick Boba up and run with him

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-01-15 09:04pm

Jango's not that strong. Maybe if he used his jetpack, but I believe that's illegal.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-01-15 09:12pm

dude, bobas like what, 90 pounds at most? Jangos a muscled adult male of approximately 35 years of age. 90 pounds would be nothing to him.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-01-15 09:45pm

What I meant is that Jango won't be able to overtake Picard and Skippy, since he has to carry himself and Boba, while Picard and Skippy only have to deal with themselves.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-15 10:16pm

Jango would be able to overtake them quite easily after firing a couple of poison darts

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2003-01-15 10:27pm

Heh, I remember some of this stuff from Dad Lad from scouts. Picard and Skippy might win the chicken fights, 3 legged race, and canoeing, and the obstcal course is a toss up, but BBguns, Archery, and the fishing contest on the last day go to the fetts.

Why fishing? simple. Picard and Skippy go out with the latest in rod & reel technobabble garunteed to snag the big ones. J&B go fishing redneck style, substituting a siesmic charge for dynamite.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-01-16 01:09am

Darth Wong wrote:Jango would be able to overtake them quite easily after firing a couple of poison darts

I would have thought that blaster bolts would be much more effective...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-16 01:38am

Yes but more noticeable

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-01-16 01:45am

So? If the judges complain, shoot the judges.

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-01-16 07:25am

What's this thread?

*runs out and screams*

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-01-16 07:59am

it's a pretty pointless thread. You ar epitting to generations of sci-fi's finnest bounty hunter against a balding diplomat and his teenage angst ridden "son" skippy, who might i add doesn't like Picard much in the 1st place.

Admiral Drason · Post by **Admiral Drason** » 2003-01-16 07:17pm

How did he get the name skippey?

Fetts win big time, explosives can solve any problem.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-01-17 09:27am

on the lastday of the competitions its a big race! Boba and Jango in Slave I versus Picard/Skippy in the Captains Yacht. From Earth to Vulcan and back.

By the time Picard is finished putting on his homosexual captains outfit in the holodeck, Jango and Boba have already taken off, orbited vulcan twice, returned to earth and acquired a target lock.

Skippy, the adept military commander that he is, tries to stab Picard while the Slave I begins firing and ignores the fact that if he would only carry some sort of sidearm he could just shoot Cap'n Skindome and get back to what he was doing.

Jango celebrates using zam Wessel' shapeshifting ability for his own purposes while oba sits in the back with snack crackers watching the Ewos cartoon on full holo.

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-01-17 07:22pm

Beowulf wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Jango would be able to overtake them quite easily after firing a couple of poison darts
I would have thought that blaster bolts would be much more effective...

Use of poison darts...I'll allow it! If that's part of their culture, then we have to be sensitive to that.

I love when I can turn PC crap to a good use!

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-01-17 07:25pm

Admiral Drason wrote:How did he get the name skippey?

Picard's clone..err son..was called skippy in the Nemesis BB that is now the ST BB. It's just more fun then calling him Shinzon or Shithead or Shin-guard or what ever his name is.

Admiral Drason · Post by **Admiral Drason** » 2003-01-18 04:05pm

paladin wrote:
Admiral Drason wrote:How did he get the name skippey?
Picard's clone..err son..was called skippy in the Nemesis BB that is now the ST BB. It's just more fun then calling him Shinzon or Shithead or Shin-guard or what ever his name is.

Ok thanks.

I like the PC cop out you used.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-18 05:08pm

Admiral Drason wrote:How did he get the name skippy?

MKSheppard started calling him that.