Favourite Spy?
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Really, how can anyone mention female Femme Fatale agents of espionage, and give a nod to toasters with legs when you have Miladay (The Countess De Winter (3 Musketeers, you young whippersnaps!).
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Although if he went up against a Sean Connery Bond he'd probably end up losing to a pimped out rocket-car.ray245 wrote:Second...a agent that is close to perfection in what he does. Almost every movie agency ability to kill/capture him has been a failure.Gerald Tarrant wrote:I voted Other: Matt Damon, err Jason Bourne. "You should get some sleep you look tired." Was a very cool last scene of the movie
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The nameless spy from Len Deighton's series of books; you could also say Bernard Samson, they're practically the same character.

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Sam Fisher, followed by Stierlitz.

Stierlitz was about to meet up with his contact, when several shots rang out and the informant collapsed, dead.
Sterlitz checked the nearby alleys, looked behind a tree and returned to the scene.
"Damn, I must be hearing things." - he thought.
During the May Day celebrations, Stierlitz paraded through the Reichkanzellarie with the Soviet Banner and a fur cap, singing the the International loudly. He never was so close to blowing his cover.
One day, Sterlitz walked into Borman's office and asked:
"Herr Bormann, would you like to work for Soviet intelligence? They pay well."
Seeing Bormann look at him, stumped, he quickly asked
"Can I borrow some sugar, herr Bormann?"
He knew people only remembered the end of the conversation.
A paratrooper charged into Bormann's office, dressed in Russian fatigues, with a Ppsh slung across his chest. He saluted and shouted:
"The tractors have finished their work, and are following their leaders north!"
Bormann looked at the man, disgusted, and said:
"Stierlitz's office is upstairs."
On another thought, I guess Stierlitz wins this, hands downThe SS was on Stierlitz! All the exits from his hideout were cordonned off, and the soldiers stormed up the stairs.
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Please. Sean Connery could be after him with a rocket-car. Batman could be after him with his Bat-tank-mobile.Gerald Tarrant wrote:Although if he went up against a Sean Connery Bond he'd probably end up losing to a pimped out rocket-car.
Sean Conner could be after him with a rocket-car and Batman could be after with his Bat-tank-mobile!
And he'd be in his little Mini.
And he'd win.

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Re: Favourite Spy?
David Callan.DEATH wrote:From the fantastical to the realistic, who's your favourite (Fictional) Super-Spy?
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I like the Black Spy. As opposed to the White Spy, who's a prick.
And [monarch]Brock Samson...[/monarch]
And [monarch]Brock Samson...[/monarch]
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When I looked up that name on Wikipedia, I got an Australian standup comedian. Who is the David Callan you're talking about?Stuart wrote:David Callan.
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They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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It's that Callan I guess. He's a former spy.Sidewinder wrote:I got an Australian standup comedian. Who is the David Callan you're talking about?
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I think he may mean David McCallum a.k.a. Illya Kuryakin, one of the men from U.N.C.L.E.
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That's Sir Harry Pearce to you!weemadando wrote:Other - Harry Pearce from Spooks. s6 just further confirms his divinity.

I've gone for Bond, although Pearce would easily be a joint number one.
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Dear God no.Patrick Degan wrote:I think he may mean David McCallum a.k.a. Illya Kuryakin, one of the men from U.N.C.L.E.
David Callan was a secret agent (read cold-blooded assassin) in a group of four TV series (called Callan) produced for British television between 1967 and 1972. Played by Edward Woodward and was a superb portrayal of a gray, morally ambiguous world where nothing is quite what it seemed and nobody quite who they said they were. The individuals episodes were never cut and dried, they always ended on an ambiguous and untidy conclusion.
The character was picked up later for an American television series called "The Equalizer", the plot presumption being that David Callan finally managed to retire alive and left for America where he tried to redeem himself. The producers couldn't use the name "David Callan for copyright reasons so he used the pseudonym Robert McCall. Its a matter of nods and winks that David Callan and Robert McCall are teh same character.
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Ah, I see.Stuart wrote:Dear God no.Patrick Degan wrote:I think he may mean David McCallum a.k.a. Illya Kuryakin, one of the men from U.N.C.L.E.
David Callan was a secret agent (read cold-blooded assassin) in a group of four TV series (called Callan) produced for British television between 1967 and 1972. Played by Edward Woodward and was a superb portrayal of a gray, morally ambiguous world where nothing is quite what it seemed and nobody quite who they said they were. The individuals episodes were never cut and dried, they always ended on an ambiguous and untidy conclusion.
The character was picked up later for an American television series called "The Equalizer", the plot presumption being that David Callan finally managed to retire alive and left for America where he tried to redeem himself. The producers couldn't use the name "David Callan for copyright reasons so he used the pseudonym Robert McCall. Its a matter of nods and winks that David Callan and Robert McCall are teh same character.
Did Callan ever get American syndication?
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Sadly no. The majority of the first two series episodes have been lost, if it had been syndicated to America they would have been saved. The same copright problems that hit the name also prevented the syndication of the show and have pretty much prevented it's release on DVD - the Australians (God bless them) managed to save the third series and have released in on DVD.Patrick Degan wrote:Did Callan ever get American syndication?
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One of my favourite movie spies was from the film The President's Analyst (1969, James Coburn): KGB agent Fyodor Nikaloyevich Kropotkin (Severn Darden), the only foreign spy who succeeds in kidnapping Dr. Sidney Shaffer —only to be convinced to put him back in Washington when the good doctor starts psychoanalysing him, after which the Russian can't take him back home because he needs Shaffer as his doctor. As good is Kropotkin's CEA counterpart and best friend, agent Don Masters (Godfrey Cambridge), another patient of Dr. Shaffer's as well as one of his minders.
When ballots have fairly and constitutionally decided, there can be no successful appeal back to bullets.
—Abraham Lincoln
People pray so that God won't crush them like bugs.
—Dr. Gregory House
Oil an emergency?! It's about time, Brigadier, that the leaders of this planet of yours realised that to remain dependent upon a mineral slime simply doesn't make sense.
—The Doctor "Terror Of The Zygons" (1975)
—Abraham Lincoln
People pray so that God won't crush them like bugs.
—Dr. Gregory House
Oil an emergency?! It's about time, Brigadier, that the leaders of this planet of yours realised that to remain dependent upon a mineral slime simply doesn't make sense.
—The Doctor "Terror Of The Zygons" (1975)