What do you like to wank about?

Sidewinder · Post by **Sidewinder** » 2007-11-03 11:48pm

As the title states, what do you fanfic writers like to wank about in your stories? Samurai? Ninja? Who kicks the most ass in your stories, and with what weapons?

For me, the preferred weapons are swords. Yes, I know swords are pretty damn useless in the age of automatic and semiautomatic firearms, but they look so damn cool.

As for the ultimate warrior... I'm a Transfan, so I keep wanking transforming robots in my stories. Who do you see as the ultimate warrior?

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2007-11-04 12:28am

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

SilverWingedSeraph · Post by **SilverWingedSeraph** » 2007-11-04 12:33am

All of the above.

Lots of swords, lots of guns, crazy martial arts shit, people getting thrown around with super mind powarz. It's all good.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2007-11-04 01:08am

All of the above as well.

Post by **K. A. Pital** » 2007-11-04 01:48am

Nanomachinery a-la the one depicted in GUNNM.

Zor · Post by **Zor** » 2007-11-04 01:00am

Callous unfeeling killers. During battle, they don't get worked up, they don't yell save to communicate with each other in loud enviroments, give into taunts, they have not bloodlust nor Sadism, but they don't feel any sympathy to their victims. They are not Fanatics, Bezerkers or vengance driven souls. They have their task and they follow them out, devoting 100% of their focus and mind in a rational way to doing it. Cold, hard, rational, logical death machines.

Zor

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2007-11-04 01:14am

Also, China, right Zor?

Recently I've also developed a kick for Solid Snake-type of characters. Like Fidel Castro, a Cuban superspy named after Fidel Castro. He's Cuba's first, last, and only line of defense against everything bad including an army of cyborg dinosaur nazis!

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » 2007-11-04 01:27am

Whatever is in vogue for me at the time. I have 'wanked' hand-tohand combat abilities, robots, fighter jets, large swords, nanotechnology, laser beams, genetically engineered SAS soldiers, psychic abilities, Buddhism and most notably of all rock music and Elvis.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2007-11-04 02:51am

It all depends on who I want to kill and what I want to break, the only sensible mindset.

Scottish Ninja · Post by **Scottish Ninja** » 2007-11-04 09:14am

My most common is modern weapons in a futuristic settings.

You may have your fancy new laser rifle, but I've got my trusty old Kalashnikov.

Pulp Hero · Post by **Pulp Hero** » 2007-11-04 10:07am

I'm a big fan of the following wanky things:

Akimbo pistols. Nothing says ridiculous action sequence like a pair of pistols.

Firing a SMG one handed: I just think it looks really cool for a character to fire one like this.

Acting totally obvious under huge amounts of fire: Like lighting up a cigarette or working on a computer as the immediate area explodes in gunfire.

Silent knife kills: Silence + kinfe + kill

Flightsuits: Guy or gal, this fashionable outfit lets people know you're here to kill some suckas, without the angst that comes with a black trench coat or leather jacket.

Expensive office clothing: For when the flightsuit might be socially awkward. This requires that gunfights take place in areas of high wind, so the tie billows.

High speed chases with jeep like vehicles: Its cool and jeeps have that crazy lean and fishtail.

Heliocopters in dense urban areas: Nothing says "get out of your cubicle" like a Cobra at the window.

Sidewinder · Post by **Sidewinder** » 2007-11-04 04:54pm

Pulp Hero wrote:Flightsuits: Guy or gal, this fashionable outfit lets people know you're here to kill some suckas, without the angst that comes with a black trench coat or leather jacket.

I like flight suits too, although I tend to have the pilots in question wear body armor for extra protection. As for the angst that comes with wearing a trench coat, I tend to base gunfighters on Chow Yun-Fat characters in John Woo movies-- deal with your emotional problems by pumping a full magazine's worth of bullets into someone you don't like, and no one will accuse you of being angsty or emo.

Pulp Hero · Post by **Pulp Hero** » 2007-11-04 06:13pm

Oh don't get me wrong, trench coats are cool. But they usually lead to sunglasses, which leads to smoking, which leads to drinking, which leads to depressively sitting around bemoaning their situation in life.

Its science.

Dargos · Post by **Dargos** » 2007-11-05 03:01am

Redheads with freckels.

rhoenix · Post by **rhoenix** » 2007-11-05 05:09am

Despite my threads about power armored troops, they aren't a wankish fascination with me. It truly depends on the setting and story, really - the details of the story are really the backdrop for how the characters go about doing their business, so whatever fits the setting.

Jawawithagun · Post by **Jawawithagun** » 2007-11-05 08:59am

Pre-planning and secret machinations allowing a maximum of downfall for my enemies with a minimum of expenditure on time, discomfort or danger for me

Starglider · Post by **Starglider** » 2007-11-05 02:40pm

If I ever participate in a Fantasy STGOD, I am having my main character dual-weild Glaives. No not the polearm, the telekinetically controlled monomolecular giant shuriken from the film Krull.

No wait, even better, I'll do it in a sci-fi one and have two techno-Glaives that shoot a flurry of lasers from their spines (Death Blossom style) as they spin around slicing people apart. Because that would be a new level of awesome.

Mlenk · Post by **Mlenk** » 2007-11-05 08:07pm

Dargos wrote:Redheads with freckels.

with big tits, long legs, a nice ass and blue-green eyes.

Zixinus · Post by **Zixinus** » 2007-11-06 04:40pm

Redheads with freckels.
with big tits, long legs, a nice ass and blue-green eyes.

Second that.

I for one love it when the hero(ine) simply dominates the battlefield and even ridicules his enemies. I must have saw too many Terence Hill & Budd Spencer movies, but I just love it when the hero is so confident in his ability and judgement of the enemy that he kills them one aimed tactic and even makes fun on them on the while.

Particularly, I loved the Entering Sewer scene with the new silver sword in The Witcher.

Zor · Post by **Zor** » 2007-11-06 07:32pm

Dargos wrote:Redheads with freckels.

I shall raise you Han/Korean/Japanese woman with short cut straigth black/dark brown hair.

Zor

Sidewinder · Post by **Sidewinder** » 2007-11-07 09:59pm

Zor wrote:
Dargos wrote:Redheads with freckels.
I shall raise you Han/Korean/Japanese woman with short cut straigth black/dark brown hair.

Zor

I believe Asian women look better with long hair, e.g., reaching to their waists. (I know that's not practical for a warrior, but it makes a woman look HOT!)

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » 2007-11-07 11:02pm

Guys, guys.

Guys.

Guys, can we please keep this in literary terms, as opposed to what you enjoy beating off to?

pieman3141 · Post by **pieman3141** » 2007-11-10 12:26am

I'm a simple man, you know. Breasts, butt, legs, with hosiery and heels to top it off.

OH! Literature... well.. I can't say much about that, then. Don't do much wanking there.

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Alright, people. How can a thread NOT be sidetracked when the title is so... suggestive?

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2007-11-10 12:58am

I don't know why, but I've gone nuts over Metal Gear Solid 3. Which is why I've been so dedicated to my DINO EATER fic. So basically I'm wanking over lone badasses taking on a wankful bunch of wanked up badass freak mercenaries, with wanky superweapons and all that shit. Seriously.

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

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