What would The Devil drive??

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-01-16 10:57am

We've had "What would Jesus drive", so why not do it for Lucifer??

I believe personally that he had a lot of Ford Pintos, since Hell is described as a lake of fire. And what creates a lake of fire better than a car crash full of Pintos??

Aside from his infinite supply of Pintos, he probably also owns a Dodge Demon and a Lamborghini Diablo.

What do YOU think??

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-01-16 11:00am

Satan drives a Harley. And he does doughnuts all over Jesus's front lawn and kicks down his garden gnomes.

And this is really OT stuff.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-01-16 11:04am

Lagmonster wrote: And this is really OT stuff.

Nobody said that about the "What Would Jesus drive" thread.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-01-16 11:39am

"You'd think the prince of darkness would at least have a cool burnt orange Stingray"--Tom Servo, The Touch of Satan

DocHorror · Post by **DocHorror** » 2003-01-16 11:42am

he drives a Durango '95

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-01-16 12:36pm

The devil?

She'd look like Elisabeth Hurley and drive a convertable Jagaur... as that would be the most likely to tempt me.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-01-16 01:22pm

What would Satan Drive.... hmmm... Dodge Viper? Nah. Souped-up AMG Gremlin X? Well, if you go by the average Christian's idea of Satan (which actually more resembles Pan) then yeah. But according to the Bible, Lucifer is supposed to be one suave motherfucker, so I'd bet you anything he drives an Infiniti G35, or a Mercedes -- Caddy XLR is a good possibility, too. Remember, he's supposed to be the Prince of Lies, so you can almost bet he's driving a sleeper.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-01-16 02:02pm

Can anyone picture Satan in a pimp-mobile?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-16 03:35pm

Darth Servo wrote:Can anyone picture Satan in a pimp-mobile?

Aren't pimp-mobiles usually pink? Satan surely drives something red. I'm also guessing something sporty and fast.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-01-16 03:37pm

No, it's black.

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2003-01-16 03:56pm

A jet-black, 1969 Pontiac GTO with a supercharged 350, NOS and a blower, a Hurst Four-on-the-Floor, and the goddamndest sound system anyone's ever heard. (pun most certainly intended)

I have met the Devil, and he's a gearhead.

Steven Snyder · Post by **Steven Snyder** » 2003-01-16 04:26pm

This is pretty obvious...

He would drive the car that he designed and bears his name, The Cadillac Devil LE.

http://www.cadillac.com/cadillacjsp/mod ... index.html

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-16 04:52pm

Lamborghini Diablo, of course.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-01-16 05:27pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:What would The Devil drive??

I don't know, what does Bill Gates drive these days?

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-01-16 05:47pm

Stretch Hummer. Absolutely incapable of going off road, and even worse fuel economy than a regular hummer.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-01-16 06:11pm

Canyonnero for sure!

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-01-16 06:11pm

Have to go with Lagmonster (sort of). Some sort of motorcycle, but probably more evil than a Harley.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-01-16 06:52pm

Andrew J. wrote:Have to go with Lagmonster (sort of). Some sort of motorcycle, but probably more evil than a Harley.

Ghost Rider's motorcycle.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-16 07:51pm

LOL...I dunno...I could Satan on a flaming bike

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-01-16 08:40pm

Could you?
I would see satan(Euro-version) in a black and red Stetch Hummer. But really I think the devil sits in a black organometalic spaceship which looks like an arcing upside-down centipede that delivers purple beams of destruction.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-16 09:40pm

Next of Kin wrote:Canyonnero for sure!

Actually, I'd believe Satan would prefer something far less efficent. If not that, he'd go either for a sports car, because it looks stylish, or a Harley-Davidson. It would likely be red, perhaps some black. Perhaps he has more than one car.

If he only had one, I'm sure Satan would go for a red sports car of some kind, with a liscence plate that says someting like "666", and rock music blasting out of the stereos. Lucifer would ride the morotcycle.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-01-16 10:24pm

[Oswald]I bet the Devil has a really cool van.[/Oswald]

Kosh_The_Vorlon · Post by **Kosh_The_Vorlon** » 2003-01-17 02:19am

Black '67 'Vette Stingray...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-17 03:33am

More evil then a Harley, NP

A nice classic Vincent

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-01-17 05:16am

All wrong...

I'm driving an Aston Martin DB7...

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