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Kanastrous
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Post by Kanastrous »

Covenant wrote:
Goddamn, it would be beautiful.
I think you just outlined how you're going to get rich...
I find myself endlessly fascinated by your career - Stark, in a fit of Nerd-Validation, November 3, 2011
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Covenant
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PeZook wrote:Where's "Kill God"?
Okay then.

Campaign 4: Highway to Hell

-Defeat the Cherubim, who drive the Oraphim that move the Throne of God, so that he can be located and destroyed.
-Locate Him
-Defeat the Seraphim
-Siege the Throne, and destroy each of the Seven Who Stand Before The Throne
-Challenge God in Single Combat as heaven crumbles around you, falling back into Hell as demons with Electric Guitars wail in the background and your General duels from atop his Wooly Mammoth, Cave Bear or Tyrannosaurus.
-Throw down the Big G from the Throne.

Bonus Campaign: Sympathy For The Devil
-defend the Kingdom of You, ruined as it is, from the legions of Hell, who are attempting to seize it from you.
-Lay the foundation for the sequel. Noah II: Total War. Subtitle: Machina Deus, Deus Omni.
Kanastrous wrote:I think you just outlined how you're going to get rich...
I hope so. I'd enjoy getting into game design--actually might get a job in that, though the treatments I submit for those things are a bit more professional than this. ;D
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Post by OmegaGuy »

There should be an expansion pack with a plot twist - like the God you defeated was actually an angel in disguise, and the real God is allying with Satan to prepare a counterattack, so you have to take them both out.
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