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- KhyronTheBackstabber
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I have watched that over and over again and I still crack up every time I see it.
"Silence! I kill you."
"Silence! I kill you."
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Soy un perdedor.
"WHO POOPED IN A NORMAL ROOM?!"-Commander William T. Riker
Soy un perdedor.
"WHO POOPED IN A NORMAL ROOM?!"-Commander William T. Riker
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I nearly passed out when Jeff was trying to "fix" his feet. I laughed that hard.
Hell, the whole show. I think I first saw his act when I was a kid, now that I think about it. I still laugh at it.
Hell, the whole show. I think I first saw his act when I was a kid, now that I think about it. I still laugh at it.
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Soy un perdedor.
"WHO POOPED IN A NORMAL ROOM?!"-Commander William T. Riker
Soy un perdedor.
"WHO POOPED IN A NORMAL ROOM?!"-Commander William T. Riker
I've seen both DVDs. They're awesome. You should see his little introduction stand up act about the Prius. IIRC he calls back on that in the A...H...phlegm... section as well, right? Oh, and his dog.
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
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"Walter, how do you tell your wife that you're gay?"
"Buy a Prius."
"Walter, what's the secret to a happy marriage?"
"Do I look like the holder of that knowledge?"
"...no."
"No." sigh. "Tupperware. It's lighter and it hurts less when she throws it at you."
"Have you been to the White House? It's where the most powerful man in the free world lives."
"...Oprah?"
"Dear Walter, I gag when I brush the back of my tongue, but not when I give my boyfriend oral sex. What's wrong?"
"I'd say that your toothbrush is bigger."
"Buy a Prius."
"Walter, what's the secret to a happy marriage?"
"Do I look like the holder of that knowledge?"
"...no."
"No." sigh. "Tupperware. It's lighter and it hurts less when she throws it at you."
"Have you been to the White House? It's where the most powerful man in the free world lives."
"...Oprah?"
"Dear Walter, I gag when I brush the back of my tongue, but not when I give my boyfriend oral sex. What's wrong?"
"I'd say that your toothbrush is bigger."
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"Every time you talk about Teal'c, I keep imagining Thor's ass. Thank you very much for that, you fucking fucker." -Marcao
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"Every time you talk about Teal'c, I keep imagining Thor's ass. Thank you very much for that, you fucking fucker." -Marcao
SG-14: Because in some cases, "Recon" means "Blow up a fucking planet or die trying."
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- CaptHawkeye
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They believe that if they martyr themselves, they'll be greeted in paradise by 72 virgins!
Walter: Well, SURPRISE, DUMBASS!!! If there are 72 virgins, it'll be 72 guys just like you!
Or....
I wonder if they ever pull that one on 'em?
What's that?
LULULULULULULU AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *click*
What the he-
BOOM!
Walter: Well, SURPRISE, DUMBASS!!! If there are 72 virgins, it'll be 72 guys just like you!
Or....
I wonder if they ever pull that one on 'em?
What's that?
LULULULULULULU AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *click*
What the he-
BOOM!
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That was effing awesome.
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Eh, I found this act along with the Nerd one pointless filler. '72 virgin' jokes are getting old.
Walter and Peanut are awesome!
Walter and Peanut are awesome!
I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season."
What was better was Walter saying that he'd rather have 72 women who know what the fuck they're doing instead.Chardok wrote:They believe that if they martyr themselves, they'll be greeted in paradise by 72 virgins!
Walter: Well, SURPRISE, DUMBASS!!! If there are 72 virgins, it'll be 72 guys just like you!
Walter is my hero.
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight