Palpatine + Sauron vs Ultimate Evil (NOT for faint-hearted!)

[Rathark]

There is bound to be a very lengthy and convoluted backstory to the alliance between Emporer Palpatine and Dark Lord Sauron, so I'll just leave that to your imagination. More importantly, how would these two mighty forces of evil would fare against a force far more sinister ...?

Imagine if you will, Palpatine (in pre-ROTJ mode) in his palace on Coruscant urbanely confering with a fully fleshed and armoured Sauron on the subject of crushing the Rebellion once and for all, when suddenly a wormhole opens up in his chamber that disgorges its unholy and otherworldly passengers ....







... The Entire Brady Bunch in Brady Bunch Variety Hour mode!!!!!!!!!!


You see, after hearing about the aliance between Palpatine and Sauron to win back the dissident corners of the galaxy, the Brady Bunch have decided that Palpy and Saury are just very grumpy and very sad old men who have long since lost their childhood innocence, and need a darn good cheering up. So they arrive in their sequined orange jumpsuits and flares and watered-down 1970's pop reportoire, their smiles radiant with innocence and the simple joys of song and dance, and decide to PUT ON A SHOW JUST FOR THEM!!!!!!

First they go straight into a bouncy rendition of the "Sunshine" song, then they liven things up with a raucuous performance of the "T-Bird Model TA" number. Inevitably, somewhere along the line, Alice will attempt to pull Palpatine off his throne and onto the dance stage so she could get him to strut his stuff under the mirrorball.

Could the combined forces of Palpatine and Sauron possibly ... POSSIBLY withstand such an onslaught of Pure Unadulterated Evil????

[Faram]

Well Sauron would just put on the one ring and go invisible = Clean escape.

Palpatine would have a harder time he can't get invis so he could nic dart's helmet and turn off vision & sound.
Then he would need to order his guards to enter and try to kill all the brady goons, while escapes to the DS and destroys whatever luckless planet that gets infected from the Brandy Bunch.

[Mr Bean]

Since the angerer you are the Stronger you are in the Dark Side I'm predicting a total Palpatine meltdown with him going absoultly nuts, not just choking them but prehaps ripping them limb from lime, Also prehaps some spontanious human combusition in there

[Lusankya]

Palpatine is already GOD! Of course he wins!

[Mr. B]

Saury and Palpy kill the BB and clone them over and over again so they can kill them every Friday. Or send them to the Rebels as the ULTIMATE WEAPON!!!!!!

[The Yosemite Bear]

This is something that would give Cthulu indigestion.

[MagicHateBall]

Cthulhu would be able to gulp 'em all down before the first one hits his stomach, though. 1d10 people consumed a minute.