A Carsexual!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2007-11-25 05:34pm

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By TONY BLAIS, COURT BUREAU

Sandy Wong gets turned on by expensive and classic cars, motorcycles and women with big feet and really likes to expose himself in public.

Unfortunately, the 45-year-old Edmonton man’s sexual deviancy has led to him “pleasuring” himself while sitting on the roof of cars, including a BMW on display at the Home and Garden Show at the Northlands Agricom.

Wong was sentenced Friday to 90 days in jail, which he has already served in pre-trial custody, and put on probation for two years after earlier pleading guilty to three counts of indecent exposure, two counts of mischief, two counts of obstructing a peace officer and theft.

“Mr. Wong is a sex offender. That is what he is,” said Crown prosecutor Kimberly Goddard. “These are sexual offences done in public; voyeurism, exhibitionism …”

Court heard Wong was observed checking out three BMW vehicles on display at the BMW display at the Home and Garden Show on March 22. Then, he was seen sitting on the roof of a 2007 BMW 328i sedan, valued at $50,000.

Shortly after that, Wong had dropped his sweat pants to his ankles and was spotted masturbating while sitting with his legs dangling over the driver’s door window.

Security eventually detained Wong until police showed up and a clean-up crew had to wash down the BMW.

According to psychiatrist Dr. Curtis Woods, Wong says he is “sexually attracted” to the BMW’s roof top because “it’s curved like a woman’s body, the sex appeal, it felt good.”

Woods said Wong reported he also gets aroused by certain cars, including a 1967 Camaro and a 1955 Chevy Bel Air, and blames the owners for buying the cars because it tempts him to “pleasure” himself.

Court heard Wong was also arrested May 24 for jumping on a 2005 MiniCooper outside the downtown Boston Pizza, dropping his pants and proceeding to “tuck, rub and bounce his naked genitalia” on the hood of the car.

He also admitted climbing onto the roof of a 1991 Buick Century parked at the rear of a south-side home, taking off his clothes and masturbating on June 12.

A witness said Wong was looking towards students in the playground of a nearby elementary school at the time, but Wong denied seeing or being motivated by the children.

In a psychiatric assessment of Wong, Woods said he told him he has a sexual preoccupation with women with big feet, has bought porn magazines about feet and once paid a prostitute $50 for a sexual service involving her feet.

He also revealed a “sexual captivation” with motorcycles.

Wong, who was born in North Korea and is living in a group home and receiving AISH benefits, has a lengthy criminal record including property offences and arson.

In 2004, he was convicted of several arson charges relating to a series of deliberately set fires in 2003 and jailed.

Provincial court Judge Peter Caffaro ordered Wong to abide by a 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. curfew for the first year of his probation and a weekend curfew for the balance.

tony.blais@sunmedia.ca

Molyneux · Post by **Molyneux** » 2007-11-25 06:02pm

Oh, crap on a crutch...

I have no problem with people being turned on by cars, but why the hell couldn't he do it on his OWN car? I feel sorry for whoever owns the cars he's had his "fun" with. Just think about having to drive the thing, knowing that he'd been rubbing his man-bits all over it...ugh.

Balrog · Post by **Balrog** » 2007-11-25 06:30pm

Is Sandy really a guy's name? When I first read it I thought they were talking about a woman.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2007-11-25 07:04pm

talk about the euphamisum of people using cars as a analog for virrility...

SCRawl · Post by **SCRawl** » 2007-11-25 08:22pm

Balrog wrote:Is Sandy really a guy's name? When I first read it I thought they were talking about a woman.

Well, there's Sandy Koufax, who had something of a career as a ball player, just off the top of my head.

With respect to the OP, oh yeah, he's a pretty serious freak.

Seggybop · Post by **Seggybop** » 2007-11-25 08:47pm

Wong, who was born in North Korea

I think this explains much.

Sidewinder · Post by **Sidewinder** » 2007-11-25 08:54pm

Woods said Wong reported he also gets aroused by certain cars, including a 1967 Camaro and a 1955 Chevy Bel Air, and blames the owners for buying the cars because it tempts him to “pleasure” himself.

So Wong's blaming the victims of his car fetish. I'm glad he's not raping other human beings, but...

Battlehymn Republic · Post by **Battlehymn Republic** » 2007-11-25 09:40pm

Why, it's a David Cronenberg film come to life!

TithonusSyndrome · Post by **TithonusSyndrome** » 2007-11-26 02:08am

Great, yet another reason to avoid the Northlands Agricom.

Phantasee · Post by **Phantasee** » 2007-11-26 03:10am

TithonusSyndrome wrote:Great, yet another reason to avoid the Northlands Agricom.

You needed a reason?

And damn you, Shep! I was going to post this! It ran in the Journal yesterday, I think. Fucking nutter, hope he doesn't see my cousin's car (I guess I should be thankful I don't drive a pretty car?).

Norseman · Post by **Norseman** » 2007-11-26 04:14am

Phantasee wrote:
TithonusSyndrome wrote:Great, yet another reason to avoid the Northlands Agricom.
You needed a reason?

And damn you, Shep! I was going to post this! It ran in the Journal yesterday, I think. Fucking nutter, hope he doesn't see my cousin's car (I guess I should be thankful I don't drive a pretty car?).

I'm sure that he's like all the great caranizers of the world: There's no car that is ugly! They're all beautiful in their own way!

Beside, when the lights are off, and you gently caress their tailpipe... ah who can tell if you're with a Ferrari or a 1988 Ford?

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » 2007-11-26 04:17am

Sandy Wong sounds like a porno name.

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2007-11-26 05:50am

So, we have a guy that fucks bicycles, and one that rapes cars. Now all we need is a person with his own kind of "mile high club", and a farmer that married a combine harvester...

Setzer · Post by **Setzer** » 2007-11-26 08:40am

I saw an SNL sketch about a car called the Mercury Mistress. The first car you can actually have sex with. This guy could use one.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2007-11-26 11:05am

Flagg wrote:Sandy Wong sounds like a bad porno name.

Fixed it. You think he'd go far in the porno industry with that name?

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2007-11-26 11:38am

I wonder if this is the same guy who drew those pictures of dinosaurs fucking cars someone posted awhile back. . . .

Darth Lucifer · Post by **Darth Lucifer** » 2007-11-26 03:23pm

I wonder if any of the cars had rainbow stickers. Then again, if he swung that way, wouldn't he be putting it into the tailpipe?

I've heard people say "Yeah, that's a sexy car" but this is the first time I can think of that someone took that expression literally.

DavidEC · Post by **DavidEC** » 2007-11-26 04:33pm

I once saw a friend dry-hump a Porsche... then the owner came. Red faces all round, or maybe just for him.

And before you say "why is this guy your friend...?" he only has fits of stupidity. He's at Cambridge after all.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2007-11-26 05:03pm

General Zod wrote:I wonder if this is the same guy who drew those pictures of dinosaurs fucking cars someone posted awhile back. . . .

Do NOT bring those up again! >_<

Jaepheth · Post by **Jaepheth** » 2007-11-26 08:46pm

I don't understand how anyone can have such little self control. Is it that hard for some people to wait awhile so that they can jerk off in private?

Though I am reminded of this.

Ingersoll · Post by **Ingersoll** » 2007-11-26 11:34pm

MKSheppard wrote:He also admitted climbing onto the roof of a 1991 Buick Century parked at the rear of a south-side home, taking off his clothes and masturbating on June 12.

A fucking '91 Buick? "Classic and expensive"? I call bullshit. Nothing sexy about a Buick.

But maybe that's his version of a fat ugly drunken one-night stand.

Shogoki · Post by **Shogoki** » 2007-11-28 04:03pm

Lol, I like the bit where it says the security guards saw him checking out the cars, then sitting on top of a $50,000 BMW, then he started masturbating, and they let him be until they eventually detained him.

I can only imagine the guards being incredibly confused and wandering amongst themselves whether that was illegal or not.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2007-11-28 06:42pm

It was probably more of a mixture of "what if he's crazy and turn violent if we interrupt him?" and "I don't want to get splattered by the mad man's semen." You don't really know what's going to happen if you approach a madman in a sex frenzy.

Court heard Wong was also arrested May 24 for jumping on a 2005 MiniCooper outside the downtown Boston Pizza, dropping his pants and proceeding to “tuck, rub and bounce his naked genitalia” on the hood of the car.

Just...

TithonusSyndrome · Post by **TithonusSyndrome** » 2007-11-28 09:41pm

Phantasee wrote:
TithonusSyndrome wrote:Great, yet another reason to avoid the Northlands Agricom.
You needed a reason?

Are you kidding? All the cool kids hang around Rexall Place.

Zuul wrote:
Court heard Wong was also arrested May 24 for jumping on a 2005 MiniCooper outside the downtown Boston Pizza, dropping his pants and proceeding to “tuck, rub and bounce his naked genitalia” on the hood of the car.
Just...

I used to wash dishes at that BP's.

WTF.

Phantasee · Post by **Phantasee** » 2007-11-29 12:25am

TithonusSyndrome wrote:
Phantasee wrote:
TithonusSyndrome wrote:Great, yet another reason to avoid the Northlands Agricom.
You needed a reason?
Are you kidding? All the cool kids hang around Rexall Place.

Zuul wrote:
Court heard Wong was also arrested May 24 for jumping on a 2005 MiniCooper outside the downtown Boston Pizza, dropping his pants and proceeding to “tuck, rub and bounce his naked genitalia” on the hood of the car.
Just...
I used to wash dishes at that BP's. WTF.

It's the fucking Coliseum. I don't give a fuck who buys the naming rights, it's the goddamned Coliseum, just like the fucking LRT station next to it.

And they don't hang out at Coliseum, they stay in school.

Because the more you know, the further you'll go!

Sorry to hear that you have a personal connection to this story. It's not even a cool story, like, "Yeah guys, I was the one who saved that baby from the burning building."

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