Absolute BEST Way You Got Woke Up!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-17 03:17pm

What's the best way ever that someone woke you up?

Mine happened today. My bf brought a cute Indian boi to bed as I was starting to wake up. Then we had a nice menage a trois. Actually it was a bit one-sided because me and my bf both fucked him. I almost woke up two other guys who were sleeping in the other bed in the same room (We have a small apartment fulla guys).I told him afterwards that was the best wake-up call I ever got.

The best part? It was all Anal Sex!!!

Oh, and Kojikun, read this sign:

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-17 03:18pm

Dammit, this puts my "waking-to-a-model-blowing-you" scenario to shame now.

I wanted to look somewhat rebellious!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-17 03:26pm

I always wake alone. give me time!

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-01-17 03:31pm

I passed out a party once. I woke up to having my dick being sucked. At first, I thought it was my straight friend who had passed out in another room. Turned out to be a complete stranger........

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-01-17 03:33pm

Ok my awaking to the U2 - With or Without You while holding my g/f of the time in my arms.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-17 04:03pm

Waking up to cinnamon rolls baking. Oooh yeah

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-01-17 04:25pm

Being woken up by someone telling me it's a snow day and I don't have to go to school.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-01-17 04:29pm

Waking up w/ my GF in my arms...

not that this has actually occured in the morning...

But it has happened...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-17 04:58pm

Frank Hipper wrote:I passed out a party once. I woke up to having my dick being sucked. At first, I thought it was my straight friend who had passed out in another room. Turned out to be a complete stranger........

NICE!!! Either way is phun!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-01-17 05:08pm

Waking up and not having to get up for six more hours

Ooooh yeah...

(Sorry Fokes but Sleep is SLEEP, I'm trying to bloody sleep here! If I wanted some I would have asked!)

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-01-17 07:43pm

I KNEW it. I just KNEW it. I saw the thread title, saw who wrote it, and I thought, 'this is going to be about men buggering each other'

OK, my best is being woken up by a kiss. Actually, it was my first biyf, and he wasn't great, but by the time we actually slept together (literally, not a euphemism) I'd trained him well.

OR the first ever time I woke up next to RoJoMu. I'm always the first awake, but even asleep, he's heaven ot wake up next to.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-01-17 08:01pm

Waking up with my GF's nice warm body snuggled up against me. Nothing better than that for me.

Seggybop · Post by **Seggybop** » 2003-01-17 08:13pm

Andrew J. wrote:Being woken up by someone telling me it's a snow day and I don't have to go to school.

Cannot beat that.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-17 08:15pm

Waking up at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, with the Sun shining through the windows. You know you had a fucking good sleep when you wake up at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. Of course, if I can convince Rebecca to give me a blowjob in the morning, that's even better

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-17 08:22pm

The last day of my Junior year of HS, which was a Thursday. I partied all night, got drunk fell asleep, and woke up on my host's living room floor with my girfriend in my arms. Just when I thought things couldn't get any better, I realized "Hey, there's no torture building today!" And to top it off, my girfriend woke up horny. Yeeha!

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-01-17 08:50pm

Blowjob in the morning. And she didn't leave a mess...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-17 08:59pm

EmperorMing wrote:Blowjob in the morning. And she didn't leave a mess...

Want to show a man you like him; then spit. Show him you love him; swallow instead. To show him you're really a pro; gargle.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-17 09:05pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Want to show a man you like him; then spit. Show him you love him; swallow instead. To show him you're really a pro; gargle.

Uh....I agree with the first two, but the third one: yuck!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-17 09:07pm

. . . Im still trying to decide if that would be cool or not.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-17 09:23pm

Both best and worst would be waking up sick. I didn't have to go to school, but felt really miserable for a long time...

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-01-17 09:33pm

Being woken up by a horny GF is the best way, you'll be wide awake in no time at all.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-01-17 09:47pm

Best way to wake up?

Staying asleep.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-01-17 10:53pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Best way to wake up?

Staying asleep.

Here, here!

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-01-17 11:00pm

Ted wrote:Being woken up by a horny GF is the best way, you'll be wide awake in no time at all.

yup, even if it´s 3 a clock in the morning.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-01-17 11:04pm

Ted wrote:Being woken up by a horny GF is the best way, you'll be wide awake in no time at all.

Not always, I once slept though a blowjob and didn't wake up until I ejaculated, and right after that I dropped off to sleep again. In my defense it was 1st year university and I was really partied the night before.

It's nice to have sex as soon as I wake up but it sucks that I have to hurry things since I usually need to take a big piss when I wake up. I've woken up to blowjobs, sex, and having breasts in my face, and while that's all enjoyable and everything, I still like snuggles best.