Greatest Moment in Simpsons History

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-07 06:21pm

I also liked the one when Homer was shoving the crayons up his nose("Fourteen. Fifteen. Sixteen."). I think that was even better than when Ralph wet himself. Of course, he clearly wasn't that smart to be shoving crayons up his nose in the first place.

And the part when Homer is watching Artie's little Prom from the rafters and realizing that if Marge married Artie, he might never be born. I couldn't stop laughing when I heard him say that.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-08-07 06:29pm

I nearly busted a gut watching Homer trying to order Khalkalash with a can of crab juice in New York City.

Too bad they don't show that episode anymore for obvious reasons...

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-07 06:38pm

Yeah, I thought that the crab juice/Mountain Dew thing was funny, but I liked the Simpsons section that transpires in my signature.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-08-07 08:51pm

I like when Troy McClure looks into the audience and says
something to the effect:

"if you believed that you'd have to ignore all the SIMPSON DNA evidence"

Hmmm...who was that refering too?

The Tomacco episode was pretty good. " It tastes like grandma."

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-08-07 08:51pm

*Just realizes that they won't play that episode anymore* Damn it, now I'm gonna have to wait 22.3 years to see it again.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-08-08 01:10am

Another episode popped into my mind:

It is the one where they made fun of Judge Judy. While Snake is sitting next to Lisa he remarks, " Did she just say she used to be a dude? " This was after the judge had a made a comment about being a boy.

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-08-08 01:20am

Another great Simpsons Moment.

When Mr. Burns captures the Loch Ness monster.

When the Simpsons join a cult and the minister ends up trying to burn down his church.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-08-09 12:00am

Obviously there are tons of great scenes/quotes/moments on the Simpsons, but my favorite one has to do with April Fool's day.

Bart takes Homer's last can of beer down to the paint store and uses the paint mixer to shake it up. He then places the unstable can back in the refrigerator and just as Homer goes to open the can Bart comes around the corner and yells, "April Fools!"

He doesn't really get to finish the saying because when Homer opens the beer we get this huge beer mushroom cloud type explosion that can be seen from several blocks away.

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2002-08-09 12:45pm

Homer dancing naked in the church to Edwin Starr's "War."

'Nuff said.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-09 03:04pm

I liked Homer's recollection of the night when he drove a car through Springfield Elementary while drunk.

Hmmm. Perhaps I will wet my whistle.

[scene missing]

Dancing around a may pole with faeries.

[scene missing]

The End.

A Big Flying Fish · Post by **A Big Flying Fish** » 2002-08-09 03:21pm

the stonecutters episode.

Bart: Dad, remember those hypnosis lessons we took to learn to ignore grandpa.
Homer: Do I ever! I'm a chicken Marge!
*Marge sighs
Bart: Well maybe we should be lsitening to him now.
Homer: Huh?
Grandpa: Ahh!
Homer: You're a member.
Grandpa: Of course. *gets out wallet*
I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist.
The President of The gay and lesbian alliance for some reason,
ah here it is. the stonecutters.
Homer: Wahoo! And I'll take this communist one too.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-09 05:36pm

How about the time that they're driving to the haunted mansion?

Monday:
Marge: Homer, when we left the house, did you remember to lock the front door?

Homer: D'OH!

Tuesday:
Marge: Homer, when you locked the front door did you lock the back door, too?

Homer: D'oh, d'oh.

Wednesday:
Lisa: We left Grandpa at that gas station.
Homer: [keeps driving]
Lisa: What about Grandpa?
Homer: [keeps driving]

spongyblue · Post by **spongyblue** » 2002-08-09 06:22pm

PTA meeting:
Kirk VanHouton: I would like the lunch menu in advance to plane or meals acordingly, I dont like the idea of Milhouse having to spegetti meals in one day.

Later episode:

MIlhouse: This dog is better than that other dog you had. Remember that time when you and your dog came to my house, and your dog ate my goldfish, then you lied to me and said I never had a goldfish, but why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2002-08-11 12:34am

Ralph, in the adult section of the comic book shop: "Everybody's hugging!"

Ned: "Well kids, it looks like it's going to be an imagination Christmas this year."
Rod & Todd: "Imagination Christmas! Yay!"

Dr. Frink: "This isn't the Monsterometer! It's the Frog Exaggerator!"

The entire episode where Homer was stoned was drop dead hilarious.
Marge: "What's that smell?"
Lisa: "It smells like the art teacher's office!"

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-11 01:03am

I liked how Mr. VanHouten tried to get his wife back with his song, "Can I Borrow a Feeling?" I also liked how she was cheating on Pyro with his best friend, Gyro.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-08-11 01:09am

Don't forget Pyro and Gyro jousting. :)

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-11 01:22am

Durandal wrote:Don't forget Pyro and Gyro jousting.

That's what I was referring to. That was awesome. "Pyro, Gyro, settle down."

Speaking of Quimby, I also loved the part when he was saying, "We need to find a way to spend the, ah, two million dollars."

Lisa: "Don't you mean three million dollars?"

Quimby: [adjusts neck tie] "Yes, of course. How silly of me."

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-08-12 03:12am

Bat switching the church hymn with Inagodadavida by I Ron Butterfly (as Revevrend Lovejoy read it).

Guardsman Bass · Post by **Guardsman Bass** » 2002-08-12 11:27am

Definitely the Grimes episode.

[b]Grimes[/b]: "You live in a mansion! You have a beautiful wife, a son, that own's, a factory . . . I've worked all my life and all I have to show for it is this briefcase and this stupid haircut! I live, above a bowling alley! And under, another bowling alley!"

[b]Homer[/b]:"Wowwww . . . You live under a bowling alley?"

later . . .

[b]Grimes[/b]: "I'm peeing on the seat!" Walks out of bathroom. "I can go back to work without WASHING my hands, because I'm Homer Simpson!" Runs into Homer's work area. "Look, extreme-high-voltage power cables! IIIII don't need to wear safety gloves, because I'm Homer Sim .. . " zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2002-08-12 01:10pm

My favorite ep has to be the Japan Episode for 2 reasons:

1)
Japanese Gameshow Host: That 'Lava' was actually Orange-aid, from our sponsor; Osaka Orange-aid!

Homer: It BURNS!

Japanese Gameshow Host: It's Loaded with Wasabi!

and

2) "This is your captain speaking, we're experiencing some minor Godzilla related turbulence. But after about 5 minutes he usually does let go. then all we have to worry about is Mothra. and we have word she is busy with Gamera and Rodan at the present time, so it looks like it will be smooth sailing after this."

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-12 01:27pm

Ahh yes the Simpsons goes to Japan one

Host:In Japan we do things slighty diffrently, In American you reward intellgence, in Japan we punish ignorance
Homer: Ignor-what?
Host:(Pushs button)
Homer: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Host:Now it is time for the lightning Round!
Homer: owww, Will it hurt?
Host: Me? Not at all(Switch to view of Homer straped outside to a huge Metal Poll while he is of course struck by Lightning several times

)
Host: Don't worry fokes he may look ok, but acutals he's being cooked from the inside out!

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-08-12 07:05pm

i just bought season 2 on DVD.

The vey first Halloween special. The stuff that dreams are made of.

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Greatest Moment in Simpsons History

maybe not the greatest but funny as hell