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Heim Theory
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heim_theory
M Theory
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M_theory
Surfer Dude Theory
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.j ... urf114.xml

Since these three mathematical models apparently unite the three quantu forces of EM, Weak Nuke, and Strong Nuke, with Relativistic Gravity in independent ways, can somebody weite an equasion where:

Heim=M=Surf and see, what if anything, distills out not found in any single one theory?
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Somebody could, but I don't think anyone on this board is fully capable of grasping all three of these theories.
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Enola Straight wrote: Heim=M=Surf and see, what if anything, distills out not found in any single one theory?
If it were that easy, someone would have already done it. All Theories of Everything are by nature incompatible with each other, whether due to differing dimensions or new constants or predicted particles.
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Enola Straight wrote:Heim Theory
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heim_theory
M Theory
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M_theory
Surfer Dude Theory
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.j ... urf114.xml

Since these three mathematical models apparently unite the three quantu forces of EM, Weak Nuke, and Strong Nuke, with Relativistic Gravity in independent ways, can somebody weite an equasion where:

Heim=M=Surf and see, what if anything, distills out not found in any single one theory?
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They each require particles that the other two can't have. There's no compatibility.
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Post by Duckie »

An additional thought for Enola Straight just because it occured to me:

Just because a theory of everything exists doesn't mean it has a workable Field Equation for everything. Also, even if it did, if you subtract two equations that purport to describe the universe, logic says all you'd end up with in the end is a list of variables that were in one theory's field equation but not the other in some random order.

Also, Surfer Dude's "theory" which is debunked and shown for the silliness it is right here))
Even someone without a college education like me can see that, if this information is correct, Surfer Dude is a Time Cuber. Treating Bosons and Fermions as the same family of particle, for one.
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String theories and Heim-Droesher are mutually exclusive. Either one or the other will be proven, and if so, the other one bites the dust.
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