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The Star Trek Maquis terrorists could defeat the Star Wars Rebellion against the Empire any day. The Rebels were nothing more than terrorists anyway. They had no defined territory, no representation or recognition in the Senate, and operated in secrecy from planet to planet (e.g., Dantooine, Alderan, Hoth, etc.).

Thomas Riker could kick Luke Skywalker's ass. Riker survived on his own for years on a barren planet. Luke couldn't last five minutes on his home planet before getting his ass kicked by the Sand People. This is why the Maquis would defeat the Rebels, they were simply more resourceful.

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:lol:

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They also had their own fucking fleet, you idiot. :roll:

Luke Skywalker is a Jedi. Jedi have these funny looking things called lightsabres, and funny-sounding things like telekinesis. Riker gets his brains crushed, bashed against a rock, or any number of other unpleasant things...

I'm curious. Is this a joke, or are you actually serious?
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Damnit, beaten to the punch...
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Is this some kind of satire?
I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season."
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Ryan Thunder wrote:I'm curious. Is this a joke, or are you actually serious?
The thread title includes calling himself "trektard" so I would hope it's a joke.

Even then, it's a shitty one.
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Soontir C'boath wrote:Is this some kind of satire?
It must be. There's no way this many retards could swarm in suddenly in such a short period of time.
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gorch wrote:The Star Trek Maquis terrorists could defeat the Star Wars Rebellion against the Empire any day. The Rebels were nothing more than terrorists anyway. They had no defined territory, no representation or recognition in the Senate, and operated in secrecy from planet to planet (e.g., Dantooine, Alderan, Hoth, etc.).

Thomas Riker could kick Luke Skywalker's ass. Riker survived on his own for years on a barren planet. Luke couldn't last five minutes on his home planet before getting his ass kicked by the Sand People. This is why the Maquis would defeat the Rebels, they were simply more resourceful.

"You Rebel Scum"
This is so pathetic that I think even I could rip it apart... Were they terrorists? At times they did commit terrorist-type actions. They were also a hell of a lot more. They overthrew the Empire and set up a working, legitimate government. That's a fair accomplishment.

I don't know anything at all about Riker, but Skywalker was little more than an average kid that day in the desert. He was overcome by a martial enemy with superior weapons and numbers. Luke as a Jedi would mop the floor with them, or any Trek powers that you threw at him.

As far as resourcefulness goes, please show proof that the Maquis are more resourceful. If you can, I will find proof that the Rebels are just as, if not more, resourceful than the Maquis.
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Damn, while I was typing the whole thing has been uncovered as a satire! :wink:

I was so pumped for this... :twisted:
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SilverWingedSeraph wrote:
Soontir C'boath wrote:Is this some kind of satire?
It must be. There's no way this many retards could swarm in suddenly in such a short period of time.
Yes there is. We're coming up to the period of time where schools are letting out for christmas break. The retard population usually kicks up pretty well during periods of school inactivity.
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I think this guy may be a hit-and-run troll...
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gorch wrote:"You Rebel Scum"
I resent that, since I actually liked the Empire far more than I like the Rebellion.

Not all of us like the good guys. :D
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Gullible Jones wrote:I think this guy may be a hit-and-run troll...
Or someone made a joke account, I'm calling shenanigans.
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If this is a joke account for the sole purpose of trolling and getting a rise out of people, I suspect he will find himself subjected to erasure just like "Hilary Duff".
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Gullible Jones wrote:I think this guy may be a hit-and-run troll...
Or someone made a joke account, I'm calling shenanigans.
Ok Its shenanigans people! Everyone grab your broom!
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OK, whoever is pulling the prank, reveal yourself now. Not even starfleet Jedi morons would try and say surviving ALONE on a deserted planet (yet being at the site of a former Federation colony, thus there was probably equipment and supplies) is more noteworthy than getting beat up by a violent psychopath.
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Post by gorch »

No satire, like I said I'm here to wage war because they're hasn't been anything exciting since May 2005.

Ryan:
Without his lightsaber, a jedi is nothing more an average humanoid fighter. (e.g., Luke against the Rancor; Anakin & Obi-wan in the Genosia arena; Obi-Wan v. Grevious). He can't use his "mind crushing" skills in times of panic, either. (e.g., Luke against the Rancor; Anakin & Obi-wan in the Genosia arena; Obi-Wan v. Grevious).

and what of telekinesis? shoot, for all we know SISSY SPACEK/"CARRIE" was a jedi. what good would she do in the Star Wars universe? spray a water hose over stormtroopers? (hmm, might work against the Emperor's "Finest Legion" on the Endor Moon).

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I missed the part when this happens, does this occur in Episode VII?
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Without his lightsaber, a jedi is nothing more an average humanoid fighter. (e.g., Luke against the Rancor; Anakin & Obi-wan in the Genosia arena; Obi-Wan v. Grevious). He can't use his "mind crushing" skills in times of panic, either. (e.g., Luke against the Rancor; Anakin & Obi-wan in the Genosia arena; Obi-Wan v. Grevious).
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Hmm... To quote and tear apart or not....

Nah. Everyone else has beaten me to it. Maybe next time.
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I'm surprised no one's reminded this trektard that a Jedi's greatest asset in the Force is their privilege to precognition.
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*yawn* that all you have ... if it is we don't need to bother anyone with anything :)

Will riker on his own on a planet occupied by angry klingons might have been more relevant. But since your a moron why bother trying to point out stuff.

Well wake me when you have something intelligent to say.
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gorch wrote:No satire, like I said I'm here to wage war because they're hasn't been anything exciting since May 2005.
Mobilise the troops!
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WAR! HUH! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
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harbringer wrote: But since your a moron why bother trying to point out stuff.
your retarted.

Anywho, do "normal humanoid fighters" jump around in a blurry manner and push boxes/people/droids around with their mind? Can Riker do all that shit?

(I'll sve you the trouble of thinking, the answer is no).
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