[gorch]Just another dumbass...

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2007-12-06 07:42am

gorch wrote:No satire, like I said I'm here to wage war because they're hasn't been anything exciting since May 2005.

Dude, the weight of excitement that you're bringing would be a negative on a scale.

brianeyci · Post by **brianeyci** » 2007-12-06 07:53am

Lord Pounder wrote:WAR! HUH! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Fuck you made me spit my tea

War, Worf, wuss, I can't believe this isn't a spoof. If it isn't, the education system has failed another. It's got to be, after the Worf in the other thread who kills Jedi, Space Marines and the Doctor.

Hey gorch, Klingon pimple, is Worf your idea of a good time?

Master_Baerne · Post by **Master_Baerne** » 2007-12-06 07:54am

gorch wrote: and what of telekinesis? shoot, for all we know SISSY SPACEK/"CARRIE" was a jedi. what good would she do in the Star Wars universe? spray a water hose over stormtroopers?

I assume you mean Leia, and, well, she kinda is, as of ESB where she has a mind-chat with Luke.

gorch wrote: (hmm, might work against the Emperor's "Finest Legion" on the Endor Moon).

What? How is this related to anything? What would spaying water on NBC armored soldiers accomplish?

Il Saggiatore · Post by **Il Saggiatore** » 2007-12-06 09:41am

"This is not war. This is pest control."

(Yes, you can beat me for me-tooing if you want, but this quote seems to be appropriate.)

Kane Starkiller · Post by **Kane Starkiller** » 2007-12-06 09:50am

This guy is most likely some sad troll from TK.

Ted C · Post by **Ted C** » 2007-12-06 12:30pm

Taking it for granted a moment that Gorch is serious...

gorch wrote:The Star Trek Maquis terrorists could defeat the Star Wars Rebellion against the Empire any day.

The Maquis couldn't even hold their own against the Cardassians, who were as big a bunch of losers as Trek has ever seen.

gorch wrote:The Rebels were nothing more than terrorists anyway. They had no defined territory, no representation or recognition in the Senate, and operated in secrecy from planet to planet (e.g., Dantooine, Alderan, Hoth, etc.).

Yes, the Rebellion was an insurgent group with secret bases. Yet they still had standing armies and capital warships, albeit in far smaller numbers than the Empire. The Maquis were pathetically equipped in comparison.

gorch wrote:Thomas Riker could kick Luke Skywalker's ass. Riker survived on his own for years on a barren planet.

Bullshit. Thomas Riker survived in an underground Federation facility with a working power supply and replicators. There were not hostile aliens or other serious threats to his safety.

gorch wrote:Luke couldn't last five minutes on his home planet before getting his ass kicked by the Sand People.

At the time, Luke was a twenty-year-old dumbass with no combat training, so it's no surprise that one of the Sand People could beat him.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » 2007-12-06 12:45pm

This is for the klingon pimple, not you Ted C.

Luke was ambushed by the Sand People, which means either they were waiting for him (knowing that someone would come for R2-D2) or were sneaking up on him while he was fucking around looking at the Banthas. Luke had livid on Tatooine all his life, it's not unreasonable to assume that he was familiar with them, having run into them before. He just got hoodwinked.

Real soldiers get ambushed all the time, so by this logic we should assume that they are chucklefucks too. In fact we see SF and the various other militaries ambushed frequently too, so using your logic we must assume that the Trek powers are fucking idiots as well.

Lord Revan · Post by **Lord Revan** » 2007-12-06 01:04pm

oh my.

Considering, that Anakin was able lift boulders big enough to crush those tusken tents with 1 hit during combat (from AOTC novelization), several jedi force pushing battle droids (again during combat) and there's Jedi who don't use lightsabres at all. I think it's safe to call Jedi being unable use Force during bullshit.

oh and there's the arena fight in AOTC before the jedi arrived (if that jump Anakin made wasn't unnatural please show me that).

and as people have pointed out, Tom Riker was in a fedaration that had power so he wasn't in exactly grave danger.

I won't even go to the Rebel organization.

so Klingon pimple do you got anything else then, hallow arguments and poweless insults.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-12-06 01:57pm

gorch wrote:No satire, like I said I'm here to wage war because they're hasn't been anything exciting since May 2005.

If you want something exciting, post something intelligent.

Without his lightsaber, a jedi is nothing more an average humanoid fighter.

Bullshit.

(e.g., Luke against the Rancor;

Funny how said Rancor ate "average humanoid fighters" for breakfast.

Anakin & Obi-wan in the Genosia arena;

An "average humanoid fighter" could calm those beasts to the point where they could ride them?

Obi-Wan v. Grevious).

An "average humanoid fighter" can pull apart metal chest plates?

He can't use his "mind crushing" skills in times of panic, either. (e.g., Luke against the Rancor; Anakin & Obi-wan in the Genosia arena; Obi-Wan v. Grevious).

You really need to learn the difference between "can't" and "didn't"

and what of telekinesis? shoot, for all we know SISSY SPACEK/"CARRIE" was a jedi. what good would she do in the Star Wars universe? spray a water hose over stormtroopers? (hmm, might work against the Emperor's "Finest Legion" on the Endor Moon).

You think either of those examples would be "average humanoid fighters"?

DarkFlame:

I missed the part when this happens, does this occur in Episode VII?
and set up a working, legitimate government.

Its called "the EU". Try reading books sometime.

Peptuck · Post by **Peptuck** » 2007-12-06 02:06pm

I findf it amusing that anyone can say that Jedi are "ordinary humanoid fighters" after the Clone Wars cartoon series came out. Or that Jedi can't use their powers while in combat. For fuck's sake, the attack on Coruscant had Yoda smashing giant troop ships together.

Ryan Thunder · Post by **Ryan Thunder** » 2007-12-06 03:16pm

Peptuck wrote:I findf it amusing that anyone can say that Jedi are "ordinary humanoid fighters" after the Clone Wars cartoon series came out. Or that Jedi can't use their powers while in combat. For fuck's sake, the attack on Coruscant had Yoda smashing giant troop ships together.

To be fair, there are plenty of people who have never seen them. I only just watched a bit of it today, and that's only because it was linked to in this thread.

Lord Revan · Post by **Lord Revan** » 2007-12-06 03:22pm

Peptuck wrote:I findf it amusing that anyone can say that Jedi are "ordinary humanoid fighters" after the Clone Wars cartoon series came out. Or that Jedi can't use their powers while in combat. For fuck's sake, the attack on Coruscant had Yoda smashing giant troop ships together.

some people have a wall of ignorance thick enough that the truth won't get in the way of their fantasies.

and this guy is pathetic even by that standard.

idle boasts and poor arguments don't make the great debator (not that I'm that good either).

Ted C · Post by **Ted C** » 2007-12-06 03:30pm

Hmm... two whole posts. Typical flash-in-the-pan loser.

chitoryu12 · Post by **chitoryu12** » 2007-12-06 03:36pm

I missed the part when this happens, does this occur in Episode VII?

lord Martiya · Post by **lord Martiya** » 2007-12-06 04:58pm

Don't ask. But I'm lucky: this time I can join the mocking.

Junghalli · Post by **Junghalli** » 2007-12-06 05:47pm

Darth Servo wrote:An "average humanoid fighter" could calm those beasts to the point where they could ride them?

BTW I have to say that scene never did make much sense to me. Why didn't Anakin just force-choke those critters or something?

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2007-12-06 06:46pm

Junghalli wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:An "average humanoid fighter" could calm those beasts to the point where they could ride them?
BTW I have to say that scene never did make much sense to me. Why didn't Anakin just force-choke those critters or something?

Isn't force-choking to death a dark side thing?

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2007-12-06 06:48pm

CaptainChewbacca wrote:
Junghalli wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:An "average humanoid fighter" could calm those beasts to the point where they could ride them?
BTW I have to say that scene never did make much sense to me. Why didn't Anakin just force-choke those critters or something?
Isn't force-choking to death a dark side thing?

yes

Feil · Post by **Feil** » 2007-12-06 07:10pm

CaptainChewbacca wrote:
Junghalli wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:An "average humanoid fighter" could calm those beasts to the point where they could ride them?
BTW I have to say that scene never did make much sense to me. Why didn't Anakin just force-choke those critters or something?
Isn't force-choking to death a dark side thing?

Luke force choked Jabba's guards in Return of the Jedi.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2007-12-06 07:15pm

He didn't intend to kill them, though.

Peptuck · Post by **Peptuck** » 2007-12-06 09:28pm

CaptainChewbacca wrote:
Junghalli wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:An "average humanoid fighter" could calm those beasts to the point where they could ride them?
BTW I have to say that scene never did make much sense to me. Why didn't Anakin just force-choke those critters or something?
Isn't force-choking to death a dark side thing?

No more than stabbing them in the face with a lightsaber.

Dark Flame · Post by **Dark Flame** » 2007-12-06 10:37pm

Thanks Servo.

I kinda wish he'll come back with some other brilliant "argument."

gorch · Post by **gorch** » 2007-12-07 01:48am

Soontir:

cute pic, you're probably uglier than burnt faced Anakin. Gorch's theory: The cuter the pic, the uglier the poster behind the comp, hence the need to hide behind a cute mask.

you add 3 responses to the thread thereby ADDING WEIGHT TO THE THREAD, then claim the subject matter is light to you. what hypicrosy. your 2 options:

1) you no longer respond to the thread, only proving your hypocrisy that you were originally excited by posting 3 responses, proving my point:

2) you respond to my post, overtly expressing your excitement, only proving your hyprocisy, either way I win.

Servo (& Tom C): you revealed one misstep in my original post. Riker's planet was clearly not "barren" and was a habitable M Class planet. Kaplock to you for this.

As for this post:

Funny how said Rancor ate "average humanoid fighters" for breakfast.

lucky thing the bones of the prior "average humanoid fighter" was there for Luke to gag the Rancor, or else Luke's carcass would have been the gag weapon for the next

An "average humanoid fighter" could calm those beasts to the point where they could ride them?

the real awe was them riding that thing without a saddle, ouch!

You really need to learn the difference between "can't" and "didn't"

why _didn't_ they want to use their mind-crushing skills? Jedi class?

Its called "the EU"

??

"Who's the more foolish - the fool, or the fool who follows him?"

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2007-12-07 01:50am

I don't even find this one amusing enough to comment. Off the little one goes.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2007-12-07 01:55am

I'm not sure whether he's just trolling or whether he seriously thinks he's making good arguments.

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