[gorch]Just another dumbass...

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2007-12-07 02:14am

I dunno, he's using Klingon words, but he's misspelling them. Curious.

gorch · Post by **gorch** » 2007-12-07 10:21am

It's impossible to misspell words of a fictional language. So, if this is all you got, then I proclaim myself the victor.

Morilore · Post by **Morilore** » 2007-12-07 11:05am

gorch wrote:It's impossible to misspell words of a fictional language. So, if this is all you got, then I proclaim myself the victor.

*pats on head* You go on believing that.

CDiehl · Post by **CDiehl** » 2007-12-07 11:06am

It's impossible to misspell words of a fictional language. So, if this is all you got, then I proclaim myself the victor.

You can if the word in question has an established spelling, buttmunch. Also, Klingon is not a fictional language, it's called a concocted language, since someone invented it. It clearly exists, since you were able to use words from it and be understood.

As for your declarations of victory, why don't you read the couple of pages before this. You haven't won jack shit, and what people have already posted is the tip of the iceberg, though more than sufficient for the likes of you.

"Who's the more foolish - the fool, or the fool who follows him?"

1. How the hell is that a response to the quote to which it was written to respond?

2. Unlike Star Trek, Star Wars EU books are canon, whether you like it or not.

3. "I find your lack of faith disturbing." See, I can quote from Star Wars for no apparent reason too. I guess I'm now the victor.

Post by **Edi** » 2007-12-07 11:06am

gorch wrote:It's impossible to misspell words of a fictional language. So, if this is all you got, then I proclaim myself the victor.

As the moderator of the Hall of Shame, I proclaim open season on this arsehole, so everyone is free to flame him to a fare-thee-well without any fear of reprisal. This gorch moron, on the other hand, is going to be held to the normal rules. That's what such blatant trolling gets you if I happen to see it.

CDiehl · Post by **CDiehl** » 2007-12-07 11:23am

OK.

"I'm Gorch. I'm a pompous little anti-christ who will probably abandon my dreams of how the Maquis is better than the Rebellion when I grow up and fall in love with a rough trick named Jim."

or

"I'm Gorch. My brain doesn't work, but I make up for it with the mentality of a slow-witted toddler."

Redleader34 · Post by **Redleader34** » 2007-12-07 11:32am

Oh man, I go to sleep, and this idort pops out? Did Darkstar declare a fatwa against logical thought and SDN?

My word, I have not seen such idiocy about the Jedi since the old "The force is/isn't genetic!!!ONE" arguments. The "Clone Wars" Cartoon series pushes that out of logic"

Second of all, we have the force choke that was clearly seen used on the Gameroan guard. Logic insures that even if Jabba cleans out the pit of Doom, the force choke could simply damage the Rancor's lungs, killing it.

On the sheer power levels between Star Wars, and the Federation, didn't someone on the board say the trade federation could take out the Alpha Quadrant? One good thing, at least he isn't the borg wanker the last Trekkie was...

Vehrec · Post by **Vehrec** » 2007-12-07 11:58am

It is the findings of this HAB instant showtrial, single arbitrator; That gorch is guilty of Inncorrect thought, on no less than 26 counts in four posts and also guilty of failure to properly respond to challenges. He is also guilty of abusing the Klingon language, sloppily constructed as it is. We also find him guilty of a whole host of lesser crimes, such as failure to watch the Clone wars cartoons, which is a mortal sin given that they are free to watch on Veoh.

Given the scale of these transgressions, we are left with no choice but to sentence you to a cultural enrichment session in the hopes that you are not the idiot you appear to be. You will be transported to Prisoner holding area 2.3421E17 and begin your ten year re-education. The first year will involve you listening to the entire SWEU in audiobook format. Without any sleep. Your eyelids will have their inner linings replaced as well, so whenever you close your eyes you will see pages from SW comics.

We'll be sure to send someone in to flip the tape over for you, so there will be no need for you to get out of your extremely uncomfortable chair.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-12-07 12:16pm

gorch wrote:Servo (& Tom C): you revealed one misstep in my original post. Riker's planet was clearly not "barren" and was a habitable M Class planet.

Making his survival there even LESS impressive.

Funny how said Rancor ate "average humanoid fighters" for breakfast.
lucky thing the bones of the prior "average humanoid fighter" was there for Luke to gag the Rancor, or else Luke's carcass would have been the gag weapon for the next

You think an "average humanoid fighter" has bones that big? A femur over half Luke's height? Thats one big humanoid.

You really need to learn the difference between "can't" and "didn't"
why _didn't_ they want to use their mind-crushing skills? Jedi class?

Don't know and any response would be engaging in pure speculation but the fact remains, they DID have those abilities in combat situations (throwing battle droids around at will) so your claim that they "can't" do it is obviously bullshit.

Its called "the EU"
??

"Who's the more foolish - the fool, or the fool who follows him?"

The fool who thinks official, quasi- or C- canon should be completely ignored.

Tiriol · Post by **Tiriol** » 2007-12-07 12:58pm

Actually, I'm rather confident that this gorch fellow is a troll and not a deluded Trek fan. From what I've seen the average Star Trek fan would be more verbiose in his or her response and would actually compare the ywo universes, while gorch has apparently decided just to ridicule Star Wars. Furthermore, I don't believe that any self-confessed Star Trek fan would so quickly try to dismiss proper spelling of the language based on one of the most recognizeable species of the show.

It doesn't matter much in the end, though - be gorch a fanatical fan or an honest-to-God troll, his antics are not amusing and quite pitiful.

Peptuck · Post by **Peptuck** » 2007-12-07 01:16pm

gorch wrote:It's impossible to misspell words of a fictional language. So, if this is all you got, then I proclaim myself the victor.

You can proclaim victory all you want, cumstain.

The Iraqi Minister of Information was also quite convinced that the Americans were nowhere near Bagdhad, too, FYI.

ANGELUS · Post by **ANGELUS** » 2007-12-07 01:20pm

Redleader34 wrote:One good thing, at least he isn't the borg wanker the last Trekkie was...

No, he seems to be a Klingon wanker, which in my opinion is far more depressing... but hey, what can you expect from a moron that calls himself a trektard?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2007-12-07 01:44pm

CDiehl wrote:OK.

"I'm Gorch. I'm a pompous little anti-christ..."

Hey, that's an insult to real Antichrists like Aleister Crowley or this guy.

lord Martiya · Post by **lord Martiya** » 2007-12-07 02:13pm

gorch wrote:So, if this is all you got, then I proclaim myself the victor.

Oh, yes. I'll send you an avatar of mine for your Hall of Victories, when you'll be able to prove your victory.

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2007-12-07 02:21pm

One really does have to wonder how some people actually believe some of this stuff "...it's big.and..and..ugly! There's no way it could ever destroy this small, pristine ship that has precariously placed engines!"

Good gravy, man, atleast think before you type. At least then my fellow forumites may feel its an opportunity to generate some new and original insults.

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2007-12-07 02:55pm

gorch wrote:It's impossible to misspell words of a fictional language. So, if this is all you got, then I proclaim myself the victor.

Hooray! The horrible war is over! Unfortunately you have committed crimes against humanity. Please report to the Hague for trial and punishment.

Lord Revan · Post by **Lord Revan** » 2007-12-07 03:25pm

well if this guy isn't a troll, he makes Warcraft ogres seem like rocket scientist.

oh the fool decleres Victory, let him savor his "victory" for a while, the Sith will teach him the true meaning of pain.

Zablorg · Post by **Zablorg** » 2007-12-07 05:04pm

gorch wrote:
Funny how said Rancor ate "average humanoid fighters" for breakfast.
lucky thing the bones of the prior "average humanoid fighter" was there for Luke to gag the Rancor, or else Luke's carcass would have been the gag weapon for the next.

O vey. Of course. The pit is designed to kill just about anything. Frankly, Luke is lucky to survive.

An "average humanoid fighter" could calm those beasts to the point where they could ride them?
the real awe was them riding that thing without a saddle, ouch!

Indeed. You are evading the point.

You really need to learn the difference between "can't" and "didn't"
why _didn't_ they want to use their mind-crushing skills? Jedi class?

It would give the jedi a very bad name as defenders of the peace.

Its called "the EU"
??

"Who's the more foolish - the fool, or the fool who follows him?"

Sorry, what?

TheMuffinKing · Post by **TheMuffinKing** » 2007-12-07 05:08pm

Since it's open season, I'll jump on the ole bandwagon!

gorch: Your mother is a working girl of ill repute. Infected with all manner of virii and of a syphilitic countenance. Your father is nothing short of a spurious curr and maintains the aroma of elderberries. You sir are pustulent infected boil on the face of our fair site, and your manner is befitting that of an inebriated haberdasher. We have had our fill of your shenanigans good sir.

(Turn of the century ICE BURN)

Zablorg · Post by **Zablorg** » 2007-12-07 05:08pm

Ghetto edit: I for one would rather be decapitated than be turned into a drooling vegetable through mind crush. In case it wasn't especially clear.

18-Till-I-Die · Post by **18-Till-I-Die** » 2007-12-07 05:19pm

Even IF the strength, speed and durability of a Jedi are completely normal they still have a massive advantage over Riker.

Precognition.

Thier reflexes are fucking redicilous. You dont even need videos or anythint to prove this, it's impossible for it to be any other way. How else could a "normal human" deflect bullets and lasers with a sword? How else could a normal human plot his descent in freefall to land on a moving vehicle going, oh, about 70-80 miles an hour? (not to mention this shows they have hilariously high levels of durability as, logically, one should be smashed like a bug by such an event, but i digress) How else does a guy catch a small sword hilt about as big around as a pop can, less in fact, while traveling at a similar speed, with one hand, while keeping his eyes on the "road"?

It's utterly impossible, indeed much of the PT is, if Jedi didnt have superhuman reflexes and prcognition. Some of the stuff they do, like sensing two small bugs crawling around in a room quite a distance away, and then responding to it within moments, would be utterly impossible for a normal human and most races seen in ST.

So against any normal human, and most ST races, the Jedi would STILL have a massive advantage of knowing what the enemy is planning BEFORE HE PLANS IT.

And that is ignoring the fact that they have, demonstrably shown, superhuman strength, speed, agility and durability. To a high degree in fact, judging by Mace Windu's exploits probably somewhere around what Spiderman can do, only with less strength and better precognition. Plus, on top of it all, they have powerful telepathy and mind control abilities...

...and this is all completely naked and unarmed, without the armor they've been seen to wear in battle (Clone Wars) or their archtypal weapon, the lightsaber.

Zablorg · Post by **Zablorg** » 2007-12-07 05:22pm

18-Till-I-Die wrote:<snip>

Ssh! You can't just lay out all the facts in a straight line, that way there is way to much opportunity to ignore them! You have to slowly chip the points away!

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2007-12-07 06:44pm

Oh come on, guys, why are you trying to argue with him? If he isn't just trolling (which I'm sure he is), he must be so incredibly deluded that there's no point. You can't even say that it's for practice, because there's not one real Trekkie on the planet that seriously argues like this. Just send him to the Hague so that he can answer for his war crimes!

BTW, by "the Hague" I mean "the Senate", and by "war crimes" I mean "stupidity". He's like that "Darth Atrox" guy. That was fun

lord Martiya · Post by **lord Martiya** » 2007-12-08 04:46am

Who's Darth Atrox? Another Darwin Award recipent?

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2007-12-08 05:36am

lord Martiya wrote:Who's Darth Atrox? Another Darwin Award recipent?

No, this guy. Completely out of the blue, he started a thread in every forum where he said he was taking over the board or, challenging Mike, or something. I guess he was trying to start a war too...