Mortal Kombat vs Jedi/Sith

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-01-17 11:04pm

Originally posted by some one else:

If every character from mortal kombat suddenly invaded Coruscant, how well could the jedi or the sith do against them?

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-01-17 11:04pm

Note: The original poster said JEDI and SITH. Hence, I don't think the conventional military are supposed to factor into this.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-17 11:05pm

Pretty well until they get to the Gods.

Now that then depends are the Godlike being like Raiden and FuuJin in God form or are they in their mortal form.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-01-17 11:07pm

Hmm... I haven't played a Mortal Kombat game in years, I only vaguely remember the characters and their abilities. Still, I would think that superior numbers of Jedi and especially Sith would cut through them easily.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-18 12:04am

The elder gods forbid the MK gods to use their power to interfere directly, except to enforce the rules.

A Sith Lord would annihilate any MK character. All of the awesome fighting moves in the world aren't as brutally effective or efficient as a Force-choke.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-18 12:15am

If straight out and out MK format...yeah they are deader than a doornail.

Fancy moves isn't much against someone with pre-cog and a lightsaber.

That was my only question is whether or not they were in Mortal Kombat format or all out war persay(ie the Gods were using Godlike abilities...etc)

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-01-18 12:16am

Darth Wong wrote:A Sith Lord would annihilate any MK character. All of the awesome fighting moves in the world aren't as brutally effective or efficient as a Force-choke.

Did the BM's trademark HADOKEN come from Mortal Kombat? If so... extra-crispy Coruscant

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-18 12:16am

The only thing I could think of to make it interesting is Skorpion's ability to teleport. Other than that I think they're pretty much screwed (even Smoke's invisibility won't help against a precog).

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-01-18 12:17am

Crayz9000 wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:A Sith Lord would annihilate any MK character. All of the awesome fighting moves in the world aren't as brutally effective or efficient as a Force-choke.
Did the BM's trademark HADOKEN come from Mortal Kombat? If so... extra-crispy Coruscant

Hadoken is a street fighter thing, I think.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-01-18 12:17am

Crayz9000 wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:A Sith Lord would annihilate any MK character. All of the awesome fighting moves in the world aren't as brutally effective or efficient as a Force-choke.
Did the BM's trademark HADOKEN come from Mortal Kombat? If so... extra-crispy Coruscant

HADOKEN first appears in Street Fighter II, not MK. And their HADOKENS are inferior, having less stopping power than a .45. Mine range from mid-kiloton to DS firepower.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-18 12:18am

Shinova wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:A Sith Lord would annihilate any MK character. All of the awesome fighting moves in the world aren't as brutally effective or efficient as a Force-choke.
Did the BM's trademark HADOKEN come from Mortal Kombat? If so... extra-crispy Coruscant

Hadoken is a street fighter thing, I think.

Street Fighter, possessed by Ken and Ryu (and, in some, Chun Li)

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-18 12:21am

Mind you, even if Hadoken were in MK (which it's not), it wouldn't be any use against a Jedi. He can simply step to the side.

And if it's all-out war as opposed to tournament combat (which I assumed), then it would be ridiculous to exclude the Republic military, which would effortlessly annihilate all comers. Raiden seems pretty tough when going up against one guy, but a man made of electricity against a civilization which has achieved virtual mastery of electromagnetism is not much of a contest.

A Sith Lord might very well be able to control him, since powerful Sith Lords can create and throw lightning at will. That would be kind of funny; a Sith Lord bouncing Raiden around for fun.

Darth_Shinji · Post by **Darth_Shinji** » 2003-01-18 01:01am

Well, I see plenty MK characters from deadly allaince doing moderatly good against some Jedi... Not the masters or Siths. And all of them? Thats like 300+ against 25 or so.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-18 01:09am

Darth_Shinji wrote:Well, I see plenty MK characters from deadly allaince doing moderatly good against some Jedi... Not the masters or Siths. And all of them? Thats like 300+ against 25 or so.

Their numbers had dwindled. There were tens of thousands of Jedi at their peak. But that's irrelevant in tournament combat, which is always one on one. Vader alone could take them all, because they must fight him one at a time according to the rules of Mortal Kombat.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-01-18 01:15am

Darth Wong wrote:Vader alone could take them all, because they must fight him one at a time according to the rules of Mortal Kombat.

LOL.

Darth Vader is sitting in a lawn-chair, reading the latest issue of Playsith. Every so often, a new MK fighter strays in and gets Force-choked. "Next," Vader shouts, motioning for some stormtroopers to clean up the latest corpse.

Darth_Shinji · Post by **Darth_Shinji** » 2003-01-18 01:26am

Darth Wong wrote:
Darth_Shinji wrote:Well, I see plenty MK characters from deadly allaince doing moderatly good against some Jedi... Not the masters or Siths. And all of them? Thats like 300+ against 25 or so.
Their numbers had dwindled. There were tens of thousands of Jedi at their peak. But that's irrelevant in tournament combat, which is always one on one. Vader alone could take them all, because they must fight him one at a time according to the rules of Mortal Kombat.

How? I doubt a lightsaber can block a pure energy attack. And something like Shaing Tsungs 3d attack would be hard to escape. Or subzeros freeze blast. Expecaly movie Sub. He can beat most of them... But all of them is a little too much.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-18 01:32am

Darth_Shinji wrote:How? I doubt a lightsaber can block a pure energy attack. And something like Shaing Tsungs 3d attack would be hard to escape. Or subzeros freeze blast. Expecaly movie Sub. He can beat most of them... But all of them is a little too much.

What part of "Force choke" are you too dense to grasp?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-18 01:33am

PS. If Lu Kang can fight these guys and win without the Force, Vader can obviously do it with the Force.

Darth_Shinji · Post by **Darth_Shinji** » 2003-01-18 01:43am

Darth Wong wrote:
Darth_Shinji wrote:How? I doubt a lightsaber can block a pure energy attack. And something like Shaing Tsungs 3d attack would be hard to escape. Or subzeros freeze blast. Expecaly movie Sub. He can beat most of them... But all of them is a little too much.
What part of "Force choke" are you too dense to grasp?

Vader force chokes... He gets turn to ice from the beam Sub fired in those few secounds it take to work and vader doesn't appear to be able to manuever greatly. And vader unfreezes to a big ass ice blade jabed though his stomach.

Darth_Shinji · Post by **Darth_Shinji** » 2003-01-18 01:45am

And how is force choke supposed to stop... say Scopion who doesn't need to breath? Ditto for MK 3 Jonny cage.

Darth_Shinji · Post by **Darth_Shinji** » 2003-01-18 01:51am

Oh, I forgot when he chokes the guy and is talking to another person. Still shouldn't be too diffucult for Sub to fire a freeze blast to stop him from choking to death. Those blasts are quik to get off and vader wouldn't be expecting it. Even with prescience it would be hard for him to move with all that equipment.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-18 03:10am

Darth_Shinji wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Darth_Shinji wrote:How? I doubt a lightsaber can block a pure energy attack. And something like Shaing Tsungs 3d attack would be hard to escape. Or subzeros freeze blast. Expecaly movie Sub. He can beat most of them... But all of them is a little too much.
What part of "Force choke" are you too dense to grasp?
Vader force chokes... He gets turn to ice from the beam Sub fired in those few secounds it take to work and vader doesn't appear to be able to manuever greatly. And vader unfreezes to a big ass ice blade jabed though his stomach.

Yeah, sure. Vader has no way of evading or blocking one of SubZero's little magic ice-balls, right? Don't be an idiot. Do the words "telekinesis" and "precognition" mean anything to you? And the force choke need not take that long; he drags it out for fun. He can rip heavy equipment out of the wall despite being bolted on; this requires multi-ton forces. He could snap any normal person's neck instantly if he wanted to. And this may come as a shock to you, but when your air and blood supply to the brain is cut off, you may live for a while but you will lose your ability to function almost immediately.

As for Scorpion, a broken neck will work on him just as easily as it works on anyone else.

I say again: a normal human was able to defeat these clowns using kung-fu. The use of telekinesis would only make it laughably easy, despite your bizarre fan-wanking. I like MK, but there's no reason to be a jack-ass and pretend that these guys can handle a guy who can rip industrial equipment out of its moorings with but a thought.

Sam Or I · Post by **Sam Or I** » 2003-01-18 04:27am

In the latest version of MK isn't there a telekenisis blind sword fighter, I think his name is Kenshi? Vader would still mop the floor with them. But still just like to bring up this point. :) He can at least throw his foe around with his thoughts.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-18 09:54am

Yeah...Blind Kensei...or Kenji...I forgot which is there.

But oh god are we going "Sub-Zero will freeze him!!!"

Please on one side we have exceptional humans and couple random mortal beasties(only reason I even said all out because if Raiden and the few persay Gods aren't allowed those powers, they are screwed worse then a hooker at a anime convention.) vs abeing/human who can

Kill telekintically

is minor pre-cog

has Superhuman reflexes

weilds a sword that can cut through pretty much most things with ease

and that's just a cursory basis.

So please unless somehow MK:DA 2 Liu Kang comes back with things that would make Yoda flip...they aren't winning.

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-01-18 10:46am

Shang Tsung morphs in to a Vader and then we have a Vader Vs. Vader match.

He'd even get the lightsaber since in MKII he can do the fan swipe when he is mimicin Kitana, throw sai's as Mileena and the hat as Kung Lao, proving that the mimic ability gives him the weapons of the target as well.