Funniest Darkstar quotes

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-01-17 08:10pm

Joe Richter wrote:
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:What's even funnier is that he revealed his own "secret identity" in the
process . . . he's been sneaking around as AdmiralKanos all this time.
Hmm . . . might have to go poking around in the threads to see how many
times he mysteriously agreed with himself.
I was under the impression that the Admiralkanos account was a Wong alter ego?

Am I wrong?

No, of course not. After DarkStar got banned, he ran off with the message that GAT posted in full above to ASVS. He was apparently the only person who did not realize that Darth Wong and Admiral Kanos were the same guy. Everyone had a good laugh at DarkStar's expense, and there was much mockery on the subject.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-17 09:00pm

Yes, the fact that AdmiralKanos was the main Imperial character in my fanfic and the admin account for my BBS didn't seem to penetrate Darkstar's thick skull. Nor did the fact that I sometimes reply to threads seamlessly between the two accounts, always referring to "me" and "I" in both cases. You look at cases like that, his "kilowatt-hours is the same idea as gigawatts per unit time" idea, his "AT-ST is not a recon vehicle" idea, and his "35mm film means that the camera's focal length is fixed at 35mm" argument, and you honestly have to wonder whether he would qualify for the Special Olympics.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-17 09:09pm

Darth Wong wrote:you honestly have to wonder whether he would qualify for the Special Olympics.

They'd turn him down because he's too dumb. They can't let drooling shit for brains like him would be too disruptive.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-17 09:12pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:you honestly have to wonder whether he would qualify for the Special Olympics.
They'd turn him down because he's too dumb. They can't let drooling shit for brains like him would be too disruptive.

"Sorry, no professionals allowed."

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-01-18 01:05pm

Shouldn't we have not given him the Village Idiot title because he's too over qualified?

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-18 03:11pm

2000AD wrote:Shouldn't we have not given him the Village Idiot title because he's too over qualified?

Village Retard would have been overestimating him.