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- Gullible Jones
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Hey, who knows what qualifies as normal in SW? Freakin' Jabba the Hutt has a thing for scantily clad humanoid dancers. Xenophilias of various kinds might be relatively common.
(Out of universe, of course, mob bosses just have to enjoy a striptease, even if they themselves happen to be giant slug-creatures that normally go about nude. Nonetheless...)
(Out of universe, of course, mob bosses just have to enjoy a striptease, even if they themselves happen to be giant slug-creatures that normally go about nude. Nonetheless...)
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My bet would be simply that Stackpole didn't have access to what Selonians actually look like, or their appearance hadn't been made official. The description of them Corran gives is fairly vague, but gives the impression that they're just human-shaped with a layer of fur. It even gives the impression that they might have had children together, if the Selonian in question wasn't sterile. Like I said, at least he didn't make that retarded mistake with respect to Gavin and Asyr.
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Sexual content=I, Jedi. An incredibly bad book.
Violence... maybe Shatterpoint or Star by Star.
The Approaching Storm gets an honorable mention for requiring the most restraint on the part of the reader not to burn the damn thing before finishing the second chapter.
Violence... maybe Shatterpoint or Star by Star.
The Approaching Storm gets an honorable mention for requiring the most restraint on the part of the reader not to burn the damn thing before finishing the second chapter.
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Yeah, there was something else in the book about every CorSec guy wanting to score with the Selonian because she was just that phenomenally beautiful. In Stackpole's books the only people who seem disgusted with inter-species sex are stormtroopers and the like.
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This is the guy they want to use to win over "young people?" Are they completely daft? I'd rather vote for a pile of shit than a Jesus freak social regressive.
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I don't recall Jabba ever expressing something that could pass for sexual interest in Leia, never mind humans as a whole when one considers that her predecessor was a Twilek. Jabba probably just likes having eye candy on hand to flaunt his wealth and power to those in his audiences who're impressed by that sort of thing.Gullible Jones wrote:Hey, who knows what qualifies as normal in SW? Freakin' Jabba the Hutt has a thing for scantily clad humanoid dancers. Xenophilias of various kinds might be relatively common.
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You mean like, licking her and flicking his tounge at her like he did in RoTJ? Granted he might have been just a way to intimidate her but it is something that could have passed. That and, of course, putting her in possibly the hottest outfit in sci fi history.TithonusSyndrome wrote:I don't recall Jabba ever expressing something that could pass for sexual interest in Leia,
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After taking another look at this, would I be right in thinking that there is more in the EU to imply human/furry sex than there is implying homosexual behaviour ?
As for the human/alien relationships consider these facts:
- A lot of sex happens for recreational reasons
- With multiple species there is 0 chance of pregnancy without contraception.
- Given how different their biology is I doubt there will be many diseases that they can actually transmit to each other.
- We are talking about a civilisation that has had constant contact with those species for thousands of years. Plenty of time for it to become socially accecpted in at least some areas.
I'm not too surprised about alien/human sex being commonly accecpted in Star Wars.
As for the human/alien relationships consider these facts:
- A lot of sex happens for recreational reasons
- With multiple species there is 0 chance of pregnancy without contraception.
- Given how different their biology is I doubt there will be many diseases that they can actually transmit to each other.
- We are talking about a civilisation that has had constant contact with those species for thousands of years. Plenty of time for it to become socially accecpted in at least some areas.
I'm not too surprised about alien/human sex being commonly accecpted in Star Wars.
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Because a crime lord surrounded by sycophants and people who're afraid of being executed by fightening creatures beneath his feet is subject to the same probable peer pressure as some fighter jock amongst equals? Jabba could be a total freak sexual deviant, but as long as what it paraphiliac for his species is appealing to his entourage and he's in charge, who is going to be like, "dude, what's wrong with you!"Gullible Jones wrote:Hey, who knows what qualifies as normal in SW? Freakin' Jabba the Hutt has a thing for scantily clad humanoid dancers. Xenophilias of various kinds might be relatively common.
(Out of universe, of course, mob bosses just have to enjoy a striptease, even if they themselves happen to be giant slug-creatures that normally go about nude. Nonetheless...)
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Given that sex really has three major purposes - recreation, procreation and social bonding - in most human societies, it stands to reason that in a society where birth control and artificial means of bypassing procreation are fairly common, sex's other two functions would take on greater importance - and neither recreation nor social bonding requires that the participants be part of the same species.bilateralrope wrote:After taking another look at this, would I be right in thinking that there is more in the EU to imply human/furry sex than there is implying homosexual behaviour ?
As for the human/alien relationships consider these facts:
- A lot of sex happens for recreational reasons
- With multiple species there is 0 chance of pregnancy without contraception.
- Given how different their biology is I doubt there will be many diseases that they can actually transmit to each other.
- We are talking about a civilization that has had constant contact with those species for thousands of years. Plenty of time for it to become socially accepted in at least some areas.
I'm not too surprised about alien/human sex being commonly accepted in Star Wars.
Rishathra in Larry Niven's "Ringworld" books seems a good example of that kind of phenomenon.
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I'll throw in Death Star (my current favorite SW novel) for a few scenes with Tarkin and Daala, namely one where Tarkin mentions how the other officers don't know "how hot the fire burns" within him and a scene with her coming out of the shower naked in front of a silk-robed Tarkin.
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Maybe he wanted to eat her and didn't want to munch a whole lot of clothes - I mean, when I buy eclairs from the bakeshop and want to chomp on them right away, just tell them not to bother wrapping it upDarth Fanboy wrote:You mean like, licking her and flicking his tounge at her like he did in RoTJ? Granted he might have been just a way to intimidate her but it is something that could have passed. That and, of course, putting her in possibly the hottest outfit in sci fi history.
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One wonders why Jabba would have dancing girls, if hutts are asexual/hermaphroditic as the Young Han Solo adventures showed.
Jabba has to be the Hutt version of a sexual deviant.
Jabba has to be the Hutt version of a sexual deviant.
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Or maybe he likes watching dancers? Perhaps he like the salty flavor of humanoid skin?CaptainChewbacca wrote:One wonders why Jabba would have dancing girls, if hutts are asexual/hermaphroditic as the Young Han Solo adventures showed.
Jabba has to be the Hutt version of a sexual deviant.
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Jabba's behavior is pretty consistently sadistic. His treatment of the dancers could easily be because he gets off seeing sentients suffer, not because he considers humanoids attractive.
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Jabba's uncle/aunt indicates that not only does Jabba enjoy the sight of attractive humanoids (and Jabba does indicate some admiration for Guri's physical appearence when they meet briefly), he/she also indicates that it is highly unusual.
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