The main things that come to mind for me have already been mentioned...
beer - if I want to drink something that tastes that nasty, I'll just save myself some money and bottle my own piss, ok? stupid idiots calling me gay for drinking a strawberry daiquiri instead...
South Park - pretty much everything 18 said. Used to watch it myself, back in the first couple of seasons when it was actually funny... now... now when I occasionally watch it out of misplaced nostalgia I get a TWO-PARTER of Matt and Trey trying to say how much better they are than the guys who write Family Guy and FAILING MISERABLY (plus a jab at the Simpsons with Cartman metaphorically waving his penis at Bart
), Mr. Garrison turned gay turned woman turned lesbian (Matt, Trey, I know you guys think that's funny, but that's really just shit-ass writing) all so they could have a 300 parody, and a commercial where they seem to think that having Cartman go all Bugs Bunny on Bin Laden had some kind of historical significance. Seriously, WTF?