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New Spears baby - Not Britney's

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NEW YORK - Another Spears baby is reportedly on the way — and it's not Britney's.

Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she said. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

Spears is 12 weeks along and initially kept the news to herself when she learned of the pregnancy from an at-home test and subsequent doctor visit, she told the celebrity magazine, which hits stands in New York on Wednesday and the rest of the country by Friday.

What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? "I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she told the magazine. "But I can't be judgmental because it's a position I put myself in."

After she found out from a doctor that she was pregnant, she said, "I took two weeks to myself where I didn't tell anybody."

"Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone's opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me," she said.

Spears broke the news to her mother, Lynne, just before Thanksgiving, the magazine reported.

"She was very upset because it wasn't what she expected at all," Spears said. "A week after, she had time to cope with it and became very supportive."

Lynne Spears, already grandmother to Britney's young sons, told the magazine: "I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious. She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby."

She said her actress daughter, the telegenic heroine of her popular Nickelodeon series, has known Aldridge for years and began dating him in high school.

But in a recent interview with The Associated Press, Spears said she had no steady boyfriend. "I kind of just keep my options open," she said. "I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends." She declined to talk about her older sister.

Spears spoke to the AP shortly before Thanksgiving, the day she told OK! she informed her mother about the pregnancy.

Jamie Lynn plans to raise the baby in her home state of Louisiana — "so it can have a normal family life."

Nickelodeon released a statement: "We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being."

A publicist for the network did not immediately respond to phone and e-mail requests for additional comment.

"Zoey 101" is scheduled to conclude its third season Jan. 4 with a cliffhanger episode in which Spears' character must decide whether to leave her fictional Pacific Coast Academy boarding school in California to join her parents in London.

The show is scheduled to resume in February, and its producer, Dan Schneider, has said filming on the fourth season has already been completed.

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She met her live-in boyfriend at age 13.5 at a church. Then he moves in and knocks her up. Can I get a cheer for traditional family values?
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I wish I could say that I predicted something like this, since the family are still just a bunch of hillbillies, but I didn't. I rest comfortably in the knowledge, though, that someone on this board probably predicted this very event occurring. I mean, good Lord. What a hick family.
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Re: New Spears baby - Not Britney's

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Jamie Lynn plans to raise the baby in her home state of Louisiana — "so it can have a normal family life."
:lol: :lol: :lol:


Oh man that's too funny right there. At least she's being honest about it?
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"But I can't be judgmental because it's a position I put myself in."
..so to speak.

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Those are gems, but there are SO MANY in this articel, that I have to wonder if perhaps it was done on purpose....


in a manner of speaking....

If you know what I mean....

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"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she said. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."
Idiot.
But in a recent interview with The Associated Press, Spears said she had no steady boyfriend. "I kind of just keep my options open," she said. "I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends." She declined to talk about her older sister.
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Lynne Spears, already grandmother to Britney's young sons, told the magazine: "I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious. She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby."
That's the line that my school was going on about. So, did Lynne Spears set up an invisible energy field that kills the sperm of anyone who walks into the house but turns itself off after curfew?

It doesn't take five hours to fuck and get pregnant. Of course, nobody ever called Jamie-Lynn or her boyfriend the pinnacles of intelligence.
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What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? "I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she told the magazine. "But I can't be judgmental because it's a position I put myself in."
Who wants to bet she was a part of the 'Abstinence Only' sex education?
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While I don't think its funny/amusing that a 16 year-old girl is pregnant, the following is so hilarious you have to love it:

Lynne Spears' Parenting book on indefinite hold

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SpacedTeddyBear wrote:
What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? "I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she told the magazine. "But I can't be judgmental because it's a position I put myself in."
Who wants to bet she was a part of the 'Abstinence Only' sex education?
How about she is just a dumb teenager that got knocked up. I know girls from all walks of life that got pregnant on "accident". Rich, poor, trash, middle class. It doesn't matter. Teenage hormones trump all social classes. Hell for that matter, I know adults that have gotten "accidentally" pregnant.

It is funny that she falls so hard and deep into the stereotype though. :lol:
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CaptainChewbacca wrote:While I don't think its funny/amusing that a 16 year-old girl is pregnant, the following is so hilarious you have to love it:

Lynne Spears' Parenting book on indefinite hold

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You'd think becoming a parent would be the break she was waiting for. Without that first-hand experience, it would be like taking marriage advice from a priest.
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Goddamn, is anyone in that family NOT trailer park living, banjo picking, cousin fucking white trash?
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Wyrm wrote: You'd think becoming a parent would be the break she was waiting for. Without that first-hand experience, it would be like taking marriage advice from a priest.
Lynne is the Spears girls mother, Jamie is the daughter that is pregnant. The mother is writing the book.
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Superman wrote:Goddamn, is anyone in that family NOT trailer park living, banjo picking, cousin fucking white trash?
Kevin Federline.

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What the fuck would that worthless hag have to say about parenting? What's the subtitle? "How to Fuck Up Your Child's Life in 12 Easy Steps"?
Superman wrote:Goddamn, is anyone in that family NOT trailer park living, banjo picking, cousin fucking white trash?
Well, technically both daughters since they weren't fucking their cousin. I'm pretty sure, anyway.
Flagg wrote:Kevin Federline.

Think about that for more than 10 seconds and try not to go mad.
That would be insanely funny if not for the fact that there are 3 children, well, technically 4 I suppose, who's greatest ambition in life is going to be reaching a point where they don't need regular visits to a therapist.
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Hopefully they dont make a reality TV show, we dont need any little girls looking up to these people or their behavior.
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Darth Ruinus wrote:Hopefully they dont make a reality TV show, we dont need any little girls looking up to these people or their behavior.
Too late. :evil:
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Darth Ruinus wrote:Hopefully they dont make a reality TV show, we dont need any little girls looking up to these people or their behavior.
Too late. :evil:
No, I mean, we dont need any more little girls idolizing these people.

Unless you mean the reality TV show, because I'll watch that to laugh :twisted:
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The Spartan wrote:Well, technically both daughters since they weren't fucking their cousin. I'm pretty sure, anyway.
We don't know that for certain. I'd say the odds are much higher that they are fucking their cousin... at least when compared to the general population.

Just goes to show you... you can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can't take the trash out of the white.
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Darth Ruinus wrote:Hopefully they dont make a reality TV show, we dont need any little girls looking up to these people or their behavior.
Well she's already rewarded with 1 million dollars for an interview and upcoming baby pictures. Can imagine all the stupid teen girls thinking they can get that too or that it's cool or some crap :(.
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On the subject of Britney Spears I just have two things to say:

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[Edit] Ooops, number One is about Paris Hilton... I tend to confuse them. Anyway, I think it still applies :wink:
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^ Not really. Unfunny and way off topic.

This is funnier and more on topic.
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