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Cheney's Office Torched

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Fire damages Cheney's ceremonial office
Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:34pm EST

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A fire damaged Vice President Dick Cheney's ceremonial office in a building overlooking the White House on Wednesday and forced more than 1,000 government workers to evacuate.

Cheney was in the White House with President George W. Bush receiving their morning intelligence briefings when the blaze erupted and people were evacuated from the Eisenhower Executive Office Building safely, White House officials said.

Thick black smoke billowed from the second floor of the hulking granite structure, which is part of the White House compound and faces the West Wing of the presidential mansion.

Firefighters quickly brought the fire under control. The cause was being investigated.

"It appears to be an electrical room or closet or a telephone bank," White House spokeswoman Dana Perino said.

Fire Department spokesman Alan Etter said there was no sign of a terrorist link. There have been numerous security scares since Washington was targeted in the September 11, 2001, hijacked plane attacks.

After the fire was out, Bush and Cheney emerged and thanked firefighters beside a ladder truck outside the West Wing.

The fire broke out near Cheney's suite of ceremonial offices, which he uses to host dignitaries and large meetings.

Flames did not reach Cheney's office, but it sustained smoke and water damage, his spokeswoman Megan Mitchell said. He usually works inside the White House itself.

Smoke filled the building up to the fifth floor before firefighters put out the blaze, Perino said. Flame damage was being assessed, but appeared limited to just a few offices.

The building was constructed between 1871 and 1888. It also houses offices of the National Security Council and the Office of Management and Budget as well as some senior advisers.

(Reporting by Caren Bohan, Matt Spetalnick and Toby Zakaria, editing by David Alexander and Doina Chiacu)
Conspiracy theorists, assemble! Which secret document conveniently burned in this fire? :lol:
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Clearly, the office was burned to cover up the documents containing Cheney's plan to process and package black welfare children as "the new dark meat". That's the only explanation I can think of.
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Oh great. A Reichstag Fire Mk II.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Oh great. A Reichstag Fire Mk II.
If you'd said 'redux' I might go with it, but as it is its not even close. Of course, it'll be the lead story on the news tonight.
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CaptainChewbacca wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Oh great. A Reichstag Fire Mk II.
If you'd said 'redux' I might go with it, but as it is its not even close. Of course, it'll be the lead story on the news tonight.
At least they're investigating it as an accidental electrical fire instead of going 'zOMG TERRORISM! ROUND UP TEH LIBERALS!111'
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I hope that wasnt the office where his ominous black globe hyperbaric chamber was located!
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
CaptainChewbacca wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Oh great. A Reichstag Fire Mk II.
If you'd said 'redux' I might go with it, but as it is its not even close. Of course, it'll be the lead story on the news tonight.
At least they're investigating it as an accidental electrical fire instead of going 'zOMG TERRORISM! ROUND UP TEH LIBERALS!111'
Nah dude, you only pull the terrorist card once or twice a year. Way off base. If it's something you want to do quietly, you call it an 'accident.'
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NeoGoomba wrote:I hope that wasnt the office where his ominous black globe hyperbaric chamber was located!
Nah, that's on the USS Executor. :P
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the question is, what is he doing with all those poor little sisters?

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Ok, number one: I'm back, and my tolerance for spam has gone DOWN in my absence, not up.

Number two: What's with the thread title? "Torched" implies arson, not, say, an electrical fire in a building with 100 year old wiring.
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Phantasee wrote: Conspiracy theorists, assemble! Which secret document conveniently burned in this fire? :lol:
That was my first thought. If it were any other administration I would immediately dismiss such notions as conspiracy nonsense. If.
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Most likely it was Satan dropping in to ask Cheney just when he's going to be honouring their earlier agreement for his soul. 8)
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Patrick Degan wrote:Most likely it was Satan dropping in to ask Cheney just when he's going to be honouring their earlier agreement for his soul. 8)
Satan is gonna be pissed when he figures out that Cheney can't give him what he doesn't have! :lol:
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This fire personally inconvenienced me, forcing me to take a detour around the entire assembled Washington D.C. fire department on my way to lunch. I have no problem executing those responsible.
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