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British public respond to Sudan Teddy Bear...

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... too funny to miss:
Some viewers of London Tonight - who were asked to help name a newly born lamb as the programme broadcast live from an animal centre. Seventeen said Muhammad, while one emailed the suggestion Mistletoe. So Mistletoe it is. Welcome to the world.
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Name it Muhammed. What's Sudan going to do? Invade?
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:Name it Muhammed. What's Sudan going to do? Invade?
Dude, are you crazy? They might write a really nasty letter to the U.N. or something! :wink:

Naming it Muhammed is too nice. I would have named it "Muhammed R.C,." where the RC stands for "Rapes Children."
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The depressing truth is, given precedent, if they named it Muhammad, there *would* be riots in London. Gotta love religions whose most vocal advocates would be considered too dramatic and immature for junior-high social circles.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:Name it Muhammed. What's Sudan going to do? Invade?
Dude, are you crazy? They might write a really nasty letter to the U.N. or something!
Since we are dealing with Islamic fundies they are more likely to send a suicide bomber than a letter. Perhaps it is easier to find martyr candidates than someone able to write a diplomatic note.
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