Darth Vader VS Jackie Chan

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-07 05:58pm

Ahh but you forget Charater Shields!

Mr Chan's could fend off a DS blast while the Dark Lord of Sith Lacks any at all,

Few people have more powerful Charater shields than Jacky, They Being Kirk, Conan, and saddly Jar-Jar Binks

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-08-08 01:31am

If he blocked the blaster bolt with the Force, then why did sparks and smoke come from his hand? Why didn't the blaster bolt just get pushed away like in JKII? It hit his hand. And how would Jackie dodge a huge chunk of metal hurtling at him from behind?

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2002-08-08 01:53am

Isolder74 wrote:In an all out fight and Vader doesn't play dirty (no Force Choke) how would triumph?

Both get a lightsaber for fair play and this is in a maintainence area with lots of thing for Jackie to pick up as weapons.

Well there is a official source that can settle this. SotE Chapter 7 page 67

"Like Vader, it also held a lightsabre. it was tall, spindly, looked something like the general-purpose asps to be found all over the empire, but with a number of special modifications. This unit was faster than an ordinary man, stronger, programmed with the knowledge of a a hundred sword masters and a dozen fighting styles. Against a normall person, the droid would be unbeatable and deadly-"

Vader soundly defeats this uber-Asp droid.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-08-08 02:25am

Jackie takes a hit at Vader and then falls back.
Vader activates Lightsabre and dodges a bullet that comes from somewhere.
Jackie sees this and runs away.

Vader runs after Jackie.
Vader's suit overloads.
Vader keels over, unable to breathe.

Jackie wins by default.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-08-08 02:28am

Few people have more powerful Charater shields than Jacky, They Being Kirk, Conan, and saddly Jar-Jar Binks

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I am quite convinced that Jar Jar will get his just desterts in Episode III. He actually didn't exist at all in the dream I had about it. (Unless he was the dark evil thing with red eyes.)

If he doesn't die, it will be firm proof that George Lucas has turned to the dark side and hence should be "removed" by true, good Star Wars fans for the sake of humanity.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-08-08 01:39pm

Hmm...how should Jar Jar kick the bucket in episode 3?

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-08-08 01:49pm

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:If he blocked the blaster bolt with the Force, then why did sparks and smoke come from his hand? Why didn't the blaster bolt just get pushed away like in JKII? It hit his hand. And how would Jackie dodge a huge chunk of metal hurtling at him from behind?

According to Luke in I, Jedi, Vader absorbed the shot. That would explain why the glove reacted to the blaster bolt, since you can't absorb something unless it touches you.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2002-08-09 12:54am

Next of Kin wrote:Hmm...how should Jar Jar kick the bucket in episode 3?

Slowly, and painfully

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-11 01:41am

Stuart Mackey wrote:
Next of Kin wrote:Hmm...how should Jar Jar kick the bucket in episode 3?
Slowly, and painfully

How did this degenerate to a discusion on Jar Jar Binks?

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-08-11 09:23am

Mr. Bean started to talk about his Character shield.

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-11 01:37pm

well lets get back on topic

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2002-08-11 02:46pm

Vaders take a que from Spaceballs and uses the force choke on anther part of Jackies body

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-11 02:47pm

Typhonis 1 wrote:Vaders take a que from Spaceballs and uses the force choke on anther part of Jackies body

That's just cruel

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-21 02:38am

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-08-21 03:13am

According to Luke in I, Jedi, Vader absorbed the shot. That would explain why the glove reacted to the blaster bolt, since you can't absorb something unless it touches you.

Therefore, Darth Vader's armor couldn't be penetrated by anything Jackie could wield, so how could he be beaten directly by Jackie?

FireNexus · Post by **FireNexus** » 2002-08-21 04:08am

With all the shit that Jackie pulls off completely outside of probability or even the laws of physics, it's quite obvious that he's force sensitive. I feel it quite likely that, since he failed in bringing Luke over to the Dark Side, he might try to bring Jackie.

Since jackie has had no prior force training, ala jedi calming and such, he'd be a pushover, and fall nearly immediately to the power of the dark side.

Thus, we would have Darth Hummingbird, and a new threat to the rebels!

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-08-21 04:18am

The most polite Sith Lord ever!!!

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-08-21 09:02am

But then Jackie would lose his character shield! As everyone knows, George Lucas is of a mind to destroy all Sith, and he will! He wished to destroy all cool charatcers and leave the SW galaxy in the hands of weens like Luke Skywalker and Jacen Solo.

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-21 02:05pm

Lusankya wrote:But then Jackie would lose his character shield! As everyone knows, George Lucas is of a mind to destroy all Sith, and he will! He wished to destroy all cool charatcers and leave the SW galaxy in the hands of weens like Luke Skywalker and Jacen Solo.

He still might have his character shield.

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-30 12:50am

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:
According to Luke in I, Jedi, Vader absorbed the shot. That would explain why the glove reacted to the blaster bolt, since you can't absorb something unless it touches you.
Therefore, Darth Vader's armor couldn't be penetrated by anything Jackie could wield, so how could he be beaten directly by Jackie?

Jackie could somehow manage to Kick off Vaders helmat

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-09-04 05:17pm

the poll result indicate that you think that vader will soundly defeat poor Jackie

seanrobertson · Post by **seanrobertson** » 2002-09-04 05:25pm

Isolder74 wrote:In an all out fight and Vader doesn't play dirty (no Force Choke) how would triumph?

Both get a lightsaber for fair play and this is in a maintainence area with lots of thing for Jackie to pick up as weapons.

Are you kidding? I have to ask, because I'm not familiar with
your sense of humor. I simply see this as no contest whatsoever.

Chan dies in a matter of seconds. Vader doesn't need Force-choking.
He could simply send all of Jackie's potential weapons straight through
him, the way he hurled objects at Luke in TESB. Or, since his abilities
are no doubt comparable to Darth Tyrranus', he could just cave
the ceiling in on Jackie.

Even without *any* use of the Force, *including* Force-juiced
reflexes, Vader would win. Chan has never used a lightsaber.
To simply assume it handles like any lengthy edged weapon would
be fallacious if only because of its weight. The beam itself should
mass next to nothing, if anything at all, and the handle is
extremely light. Chan would expect it to feel like an ordinary
sword, so his movements would be waaaaaaaay off.

P.S.--No, I don't think Chan could kick off Vader's helmet, either.
How would he do that, and assuming he could, what good would
it do him? Vader would simply have trouble breathing for the
few seconds that he'd spend skewering Jackie.

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Darth Vader VS Jackie Chan

In an all out fight and Vader doesn't play dirty (no Force Choke) how would triumph?

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Jackie is obviously force sensitive...

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