OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-18 06:04pm

Damn I wish I had a screengrab of Icarus...

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-01-18 09:15pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:This is worse that N'Sync in AotC! Except, the latter actually could have happened, if it were not for the death threats Lucas recieved from all of the fans that weren't 10 year-old girls.

I thought it did happen, but then Lucas pulled them because they said that he asked them, and they accepted when in reality they begged lucas to be in the movie as extras.

By the way am I the only one here who actually liked Jar-jar? I haven't read much of the Lord of the Rings so I proably wouldn't notice anything, and who knows it might be funny.

Arrow · Post by **Arrow** » 2003-01-18 09:25pm

Jar Jar would quickly meet a painful death in LOTR. Probably at the hands of Gimli. No, make that Gandalf, since the old man hates stupidity.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-18 11:35pm

for all the death threats - you know jarjaromir would fire first ; ), like all good changes to old movies.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-18 11:38pm

Merry and Pippin would off Jar-Jaromir. They wouldn't want the competition

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Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-18 11:45pm

-idly puts that in the context of the very secret diaries-

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-01-18 11:46pm

The Dark wrote:Merry and Pippin would off Jar-Jaromir. They wouldn't want the competition .

Don't go dissing Pippen when I'm around.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-01-19 12:25am

Merry and Pippen for some reason looked exactly like middle ten's versions of the Doctor.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-01-19 12:53am

Enforcer Talen wrote:-idly puts that in the context of the very secret diaries-

Don't.

As to the rest: Where's a homicidal lunitic when you need one?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-19 12:58am

but it leads to such. . . interesting. . . possibilities. jarajar has a 3ft tongue, after all.

-invokes grey's first law of forums-

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-01-19 01:07am

Straha wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:This is worse that N'Sync in AotC! Except, the latter actually could have happened, if it were not for the death threats Lucas recieved from all of the fans that weren't 10 year-old girls.
I thought it did happen, but then Lucas pulled them because they said that he asked them, and they accepted when in reality they begged lucas to be in the movie as extras.

By the way am I the only one here who actually liked Jar-jar? I haven't read much of the Lord of the Rings so I proably wouldn't notice anything, and who knows it might be funny.

SLAY THE INFIDEL AND CLEANSE THE EARTH OF HIS PRESENCE WITH THE HOLY THERMONUCLEAR FIRE!

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-01-19 01:40am

Sea Skimmer wrote:SLAY THE INFIDEL AND CLEANSE THE EARTH OF HIS PRESENCE WITH THE HOLY THERMONUCLEAR FIRE!

I have a better idea. How about cramming the two of them into a proton torpedo casing and firing it into the nearest black hole.

That way they could effectively spend a lifetime together.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-19 02:04am

Okay it was a funny joke but at this point there's no point to all this.