The bible as a piece of literature

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Lusankya wrote:I'd put Kaiju in it. And mutants. And aliens. And mutant aliens. And cyborg death kaiju from outer space. And motorcycle fights. And then the kaiju and the mutants and the aliens and the mutant aliens and the cyborg death kaiju from outer space would go and destroy lots of cities. And the kaiju would represent the personification of the destructive forces of nature, and they'd remind us to look after our natural resources and to not screw over the environment.

That would make a far better bible, with a far deeper and more relevant moral message.
I think L. Ron Hubbard stole your ideas already.
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General Zod wrote:
Lusankya wrote:I'd put Kaiju in it. And mutants. And aliens. And mutant aliens. And cyborg death kaiju from outer space. And motorcycle fights. And then the kaiju and the mutants and the aliens and the mutant aliens and the cyborg death kaiju from outer space would go and destroy lots of cities. And the kaiju would represent the personification of the destructive forces of nature, and they'd remind us to look after our natural resources and to not screw over the environment.

That would make a far better bible, with a far deeper and more relevant moral message.
I think L. Ron Hubbard stole your ideas already.
Well, I stole my idea from Ryuuhei Kitamura, so who am I to complain?
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