Off Shoot (Which of the Following Ships would you rather see

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-19 04:18am

Colin suddenly summons in screen treatments for New Startrek series from alernate realities.

We Have:

Star Trek: Conquest
The Voyages of the Warship Sparta, as she brings the Klingons, Cardassians & Romulons under her heel. Actually set in the TOS Mirror, Mirror Universe, Stars Rutger Hauer Captian, Malcom Mc Dowell Medical/Interrogation Officer, Lucy Lui: First Officer, in BDSM Catsuit.

Star Trek: The Diplomatic Option
Ok, we stop fighting it, and actually do the Startrek Softcore series, with Jenna Jameson as the Captiain, Amber Lynn as the Medical Officer, etc.

Star Trek: Undreground
A group of former S31 assets travel about the fringes of the Star Trek universe, performing mercinary actions, bounty jobs, and all the while preparing and plotting for a homecomming that will be very familiar to fans of Homer's Oddussy or Cowboy Bebop. High supporting character mortality rate, lots of introspection, and a core cast that gets hurt (FREQUENTLY)

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-19 04:22am

Porn trek...it'll have better story than what's currently on...and hell be more to watch.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-19 04:25am

Jameson would make for an interesting Captain, now how do we get the hot tub into the center of the bridge.....

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-01-19 07:36am

Jameson would make for an interesting Captain, now how do we get the hot tub into the center of the bridge.....

Toss in "Subspace field" along with "Tacyon housing exruption" and viola! a Teleporter Accident and you have you hot-tub

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2003-01-19 01:22pm

I'd actually seriously like to see a Mirror Universe based series, before they decided to castrate humanity. And then they can reuse the sets for the porn show.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-01-19 02:52pm

what the hell, the phasers already look like dildos.....one suggestion though: Choad Boy, Chief of security

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-19 07:08pm

lol

yes, these new phasors work by overstimulating the pleasure centers of the brain. They can be set anywhere from Orgasm to pass out from bliss.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-01-19 07:47pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:lol

yes, these new phasors work by overstimulating the pleasure centers of the brain. They can be set anywhere from Orgasm to pass out from bliss.

I think Niven already did that.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-01-19 07:58pm

Raxmei wrote:I think Niven already did that.

The Tasp: The most original weapon Niven ever thought of.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-19 08:00pm

I like the third one. A high casualty rate tends to catch my interest.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-01-19 08:46pm

I want to be the hapless redshirt who gets beamed down on the away mission to sexitron VIII.

"Excuse I just beamed down.......oh is this a bad time maam?"

"[heavy swedish accent] oh no my friend and I are just giving oil massages to each other on the vaterbed![/heavy swedish accent]"

"Oh I see...."

"You come and join us ya?"

just think, the REdshirt could evolve from hapless pansy and move right up there with plumber, poolboy, and pizza delivery guy......

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2003-01-19 09:15pm

Pr0n Trek with the Conquest crew.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-20 05:16pm

Just one final question?

Does anyone really think my suggestions would cause more Roddenberry RPMs then the current Berman and Bragga Bullshit?

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2003-01-20 10:21pm

Not a chance, Porn Trek is closer to Roddenerry's work than voyager or boobyprise.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-01-20 10:28pm

didnt roddenberry really like to do the risque thing?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-01-21 03:50pm

Porn Trek with Jenna. To boldy go where millions of men have been before severl times. Hmmmmmm a Scotty designed dildo............

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2003-01-21 11:26pm

I honestly think Porn Trek could break new ground for both sci-fi and porn. Hell, it might even improve both in the long run.

Only problem: what if B&B insist on heading the project?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-01-22 12:49am

Bob McDob wrote:I honestly think Porn Trek could break new ground for both sci-fi and porn. Hell, it might even improve both in the long run.

Only problem: what if B&B insist on heading the project?

Impotence! DUH!

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