It all started when he linked me to this: http://cbs11tv.com/local/ufo.texas.step ... 36217.html
At that point, my patience ran out, and the argument broke down. He's a regular viewer of SD.net, and so I"m hoping he'll be open to reasoned debate. Is there any way I can convince him to see the error of his ways?[14:39] ShadowDragon8685: http://cbs11tv.com/local/ufo.texas.step ... 36217.html
[14:39] ShadowDragon8685: A training flight. riiiiiight.
[14:39] Jtuxyan: huh?
[14:40] Jtuxyan: you don't seriously believe in UFO's?
[14:40] ShadowDragon8685: Yes. I do. Frankly, there's far too much evidence and anecdotal tales for there not to be real UFOs. Of course, wading through the massive quantities of bullshit makes it hard to tell what's what.
[14:41] Jtuxyan: your an idiot
[14:41] Jtuxyan: anecdotal evidence is one, but not the other
[14:41] ShadowDragon8685: A lot of evidence isen't anecdotal.
[14:41] Jtuxyan: like?
[14:42] ShadowDragon8685: When you have multiple cameras recording the same UFO from multiple vantage points in the same city in clear daylight, there's really not much to say.
[14:42] ShadowDragon8685: Occam's razor, after all.
[14:42] Jtuxyan: All that proves is that there was somthing there.
[14:42] Jtuxyan: You have yet to prove it's anything unusual or even abnormal.
[14:42] ShadowDragon8685: Or that one I remember where five different eyewitnesses, four of them police officers, none of whom had any contact before or after the event with one another, working with a crime-scene recreation CGI team to recreate what they saw, demonstrates a disturbingly similar image each time...
[14:43] Jtuxyan: links or it didn't happen
[14:43] ShadowDragon8685: Triangular objects the size of office buildings floating in the sky are not usual occurances.
[14:43] ShadowDragon8685: Bah. I watched it on the Hitler channel.
[14:43] Jtuxyan: The hitler channel is infamous for not double-checking their sources.
[14:44] ShadowDragon8685: Given that they interviewed four of the witnesses, seperately from one another...
[14:44] Jtuxyan: Who you can't prove didn't have contact beforehand, try again.
[14:44] ShadowDragon8685: I'm sorry. It was five witnesses. Over a peroid from about 3 AM to dawn.
[14:44] ShadowDragon8685: six, not five.
[14:45] Jtuxyan: Besides, even if that's true (which I doubt), which is more likely?:
A) It's an elaborate prank.
B) An advanced alien civilization that must be far beyond the technological signularity uses their FTL drive to traverse the cosmos and descend into earths amosphere with a powerfull cloaking shield that hides them from all reliable sensors, only to appear to five schmucks during a time of night when vision is fuzzy at best, and then vanish into thin air.
[14:45] Jtuxyan: If you say B, I will fucking kill you.
[14:45] ShadowDragon8685: A construction worker called the police station, which put out an all-points. Then an officer on the other side of the jurisdiction said he saw it. Then it moved off. The next officer was on patrol and saw it out his windshield, and radio'd it in. The third officer was alerted by the radio dispatch from the second, but had no description, just a "Look over there, tell me what you see" The fourth went out looking for the thing on his own, and the last witness was an english teacher.
[14:45] Jtuxyan: Is it A or B?
[14:46] Jtuxyan: wait
[14:46] Jtuxyan: I s hould amend that
[14:46] Jtuxyan: A_ It's an elaborate prank/freak-accident.
[14:46] ShadowDragon8685: B. Why not? We go sightseeing in stupid places while acting all ignoring the locals.
[14:46] Jtuxyan: B) Your a dumbass.
[14:46] ShadowDragon8685: *immunity to fucking killing*
[14:46] Jtuxyan: do you believe in the Loch Ness Monster too
[14:46] Jtuxyan: ?
[14:46] Jtuxyan: There's lots of independent groups who have reported seeing that
[14:46] ShadowDragon8685: Look, Occam's razor. It's not an accident, definately not a hoax, because it's the kind of thing that people get fired and arrested for - you know, filing false police reports.
[14:47] Jtuxyan: ah ah
[14:47] Jtuxyan: First of all, Occam's razor is not a hard and fast rule. Second, it says that the simplest explination is usually the best.
[14:47] ShadowDragon8685: Nobody's ever come up with a multiple-verification, same-day-same-time multi-point witnessing.
[14:47] Jtuxyan: In this case "It's a hoax" or "Though sheer mass of sightings, a few happened to perfectly line up" is far simpler then a fast alien conspiracy
[14:48] ShadowDragon8685: Yes, and the simplest explaination is that six people who had no prior contact with one another are not lieing, nor that they are seeing anything other than what they say they saw: a giant moving object in the sky with lights on the ass-end.
[14:48] Jtuxyan: Prove they had no prior contact.
[14:48] Jtuxyan: Prove they wern't mistaken.
[14:48] ShadowDragon8685: Not just a few. Six points of independant verification, from people across a goddamned state, all of which report seeing the same thing, but not exactly the same thing.
[14:48] Jtuxyan: Oh wait, you can't! Because all of the "proof" comes from a channel that's notorious for not doing it's research to make a better story.
[14:48] Jtuxyan: Yeah, that's what we call the
[14:48] Jtuxyan: "Selection Fallacy"
[14:48] ShadowDragon8685: That's what I call eyewitnesses.
[14:49] Jtuxyan: Look, lets say, over 10 years
[14:49] Jtuxyan: there's about 500 group-UFO sightings
[14:49] Jtuxyan: which is a bit high, but the number is on t hat scale
[14:49] Jtuxyan: 499 of them are contradictory, blatently BS, or later proven to be a hoax.
[14:49] ShadowDragon8685: This wasen't a group-sighting
[14:49] Jtuxyan: But nobody talks about those. They talk about the 1 that, though sheer statistical odds, worked out.
[14:49] ShadowDragon8685: Six distributed points of view.
[14:50] Jtuxyan: can you prove they didn't run into eachother a few nights ago?
[14:50] Jtuxyan: Or just call eachother on a cellphone?
[14:50] ShadowDragon8685: Now you're reaching.
[14:50] ShadowDragon8685: Again, Occam's Razor. You're inventing all sorts of caveats to do your best to discredit people who have no reason to lie.
[14:50] Jtuxyan: Am not, but fine.
[14:50] Jtuxyan: Here's a better question.
[14:50] Jtuxyan: If they had no prior contact, how did they all find eachother afterwards?
[14:51] ShadowDragon8685: They didn't. That's just it. It wasen't until one of the departments commissioned an investigation team to do the recreation that the other departments started contacting them and handing over their files and reports from that night, and the officers and witnesses who had reported in.
[14:51] Jtuxyan: Exactly
[14:51] ShadowDragon8685: It was the department, not an individual, who comissioned the crime-scene recreation team.
[14:51] Jtuxyan: stop
[14:51] Jtuxyan: stop
[14:52] ShadowDragon8685: Then the other departments started contacting them about that night.
[14:52] Jtuxyan: Lets say I have a machine that spits out marbles of a random color
[14:52] Jtuxyan: a few every night
[14:52] ShadowDragon8685: No, Jax. No.
[14:52] ShadowDragon8685: You're not pulling an "infinate monkeys/infinate time" argument. It's bullshit.
[14:52] Jtuxyan: and one day, I, d uring a rigerous investigation, found it spat out 5 red-margles of exactly the same shade every night
[14:52] Jtuxyan: is it reasonable fo rme to go "Huh! I guess something happened that night"
[14:53] ShadowDragon8685: Over any sort of reasonable timeframe, it's simply impossible to work. Something like this is not an accident, it's not a hoax.
[14:53] Jtuxyan: Shadow, it's happened.
[14:53] ShadowDragon8685: It's not random chance that six people saw and reported the same damn thing. The same damn thing, independantly of one another
[14:53] ShadowDragon8685: Independantly of one another.
[14:53] Jtuxyan: yes, it is
[14:53] ShadowDragon8685: It's not random chance.
[14:53] Jtuxyan: prove it
[14:53] ShadowDragon8685: Jax, they played the radio transcriptions.
[14:54] Jtuxyan: so what?
[14:54] ShadowDragon8685: There was no "Do you see an <insert description here>
[14:54] Jtuxyan: I'm not saying there was
[14:54] ShadowDragon8685: It was "Look, uh, your north-east, do you see something?"
[14:54] Jtuxyan: again
[14:54] Jtuxyan: ...wait
[14:54] Jtuxyan: what?
[14:54] Jtuxyan: Who was asking th is question?
[14:54] ShadowDragon8685: The Dispatchers.
[14:54] ShadowDragon8685: okay, here's how it goes.
[14:54] ShadowDragon8685: Construction Worker A spots it from the office of his construction site, calls his P.D.
[14:55] ShadowDragon8685: They say "Does anybody see anything funny? Someone reported something unusual in the sky." They did not pass on the description.
[14:55] Jtuxyan: wait
[14:55] Jtuxyan: what dispatchers?
[14:55] ShadowDragon8685: POLICE DISPATCHERS, NUMBNUTS!. Those guys who sit in front of computers and radios and make calls out to the on-duty unit(s).
[14:56] ShadowDragon8685: They field the calls from people who call the PD, and radio to units as appropriate.
[14:56] ShadowDragon8685: Officer A calls back, returns with a description that is strikingly similar to what Construction Worker A reports.
[14:57] Jtuxyan: Until I get some statistical analysis
[14:57] Jtuxyan: That means jack and squat
[14:58] Jtuxyan: there's a reason, in science, you run experiments multiple times. Because it can be freak chance. If, in bio lab, I put a drop off acid in the tank and all the crayfish die, I cannot conclude "Altered pH kills Crayfish"
[14:58] ShadowDragon8685: Dispatcher A calls dispatcher B, in the neighboring county, tells dispatcher B what Construction Worker A and Officer A have reported seeing, and the direction in which it was moving. Dispatcher B puts out an APB for peopl to have a heads-up. Dispatcher B does not give a description beyond "something in the sky". Police Officer B and C calls back with a similar object. Police Officer B and C are on oblique angles to one another.
[14:58] Jtuxyan: When I do it again in a different tank, with different fish.
[14:58] Jtuxyan: And get a statisticaly like result, then I can go
[14:58] Jtuxyan: "Okay, within (blank) margin of error, c hanges in pH kill crayfish."
[14:59] Jtuxyan: If you can get every incident where someone called the dispatcher to say "Hey, I see a UFO!" and show that confirmed sightings are statisticaly non-negligible, you would have something
[14:59] Jtuxyan: but one case proves nothing
[14:59] ShadowDragon8685: And again, Dispatcher B calls dispatcher C, who is in the object's projected path, and gives a description.
[15:00] ShadowDragon8685: Dispatcher C again puts out an APB, gets an officer from an entirely different direction, who reports seeing something moving in the sky, gives back a similar description.
[15:00] ShadowDragon8685: Dispatcher C calls D, who likewise asks for any sightings, and also gets one from a school-teacher who phones it in.
[15:00] ShadowDragon8685: Who was on his way to work
[15:00] Jtuxyan: your not listening
[15:00] ShadowDragon8685: This was a long, long sighting, took place over several hours.
[15:00] ShadowDragon8685: Independantly witnessed by several people.
[15:00] *** Jtuxyan wants to directly connect.
[15:00] *** ShadowDragon8685 is now directly connected.
[15:00] Jtuxyan:
[15:01] ShadowDragon8685: UFOs are NOT repeatable, asshole. That's their nature.
[15:01] ShadowDragon8685: It's like applying the scientific method to a sighting of Osama.
[15:01] Jtuxyan: Those are repeatable
[15:01] ShadowDragon8685: "We have a possible sighting of Osama in a pickup truck heading north. Let's wait and see if he goes back that direction again, and again."
[15:01] Jtuxyan: Then, like miracles, magic, psionic powers, and elves, which all "totally exist" but can't be proven.
[15:01] *** ShadowDragon8685 direct connection is closed (couldn't send packet!).
[15:01] Jtuxyan: I'm calling BS.
[15:01] ShadowDragon8685: There IS no contradicting evidence, you fucktard!
[15:02] ShadowDragon8685: There's only people sticking their fingers in their ears and shouting "LaLALA ALIENS AREN'T REAL LULZ!"
[15:02] Jtuxyan: Because you can't perofmr an experiment
[15:02] Jtuxyan: fine
[15:02] Jtuxyan: let me put this another way
[15:02] ShadowDragon8685: No! You CAN'T perform a goddamned experiment in order to WITNESS AN EVENT THAT IS MOTIVATED BY SENTIENT THOUGHT!
[15:02] Jtuxyan: Hundreds of people have, simultanously, claimed to see an clearly visible angel descend out of heaven and stand on the roof of the church they were surrounding
[15:03] ShadowDragon8685: It's a unique event, not a scientific phenomena.
[15:03] Jtuxyan: there is no experiment that can be done to confirm or deny this
[15:03] Jtuxyan: but lots of anecdotal evidence
[15:03] Jtuxyan: Why should I believe in UFO's and not that the archangel gabriel visited the earth in the early 1960's?
[15:03] ShadowDragon8685: Documented evidence, Jax. You can't apply the scientific method to police work, either.
[15:03] Jtuxyan: the law says otherwise
[15:03] Jtuxyan: "But I'm totally sure he did it" is a great way to get the guy to go free
[15:04] ShadowDragon8685: You can't say "Okay, person X is seen to have stabbed person Y. Person X may be a murderer. Let's wait and see if he murders again!"
[15:04] ShadowDragon8685: Six people saying "I am totally sure he did it" is a great way to convict, asshole
[15:04] Jtuxyan: What part of "Experiment" do you not understand.
[15:04] Jtuxyan: Like with Osama
[15:04] Jtuxyan: I would say
[15:05] Jtuxyan: "Given that he is a dangerous terrorist who has, in the past, made many speaches over Al'Gezira after a terrorist attack, I predict that sometime in the next six months, there will be a terrorist attack and Osama Bin Ladin will speak after it."
[15:05] Jtuxyan: This is a repeatable experiment.
[15:05] Jtuxyan: There are others you could do, like finding him and poking him with a spoon, or finding other records that confirm his existance.
[15:05] Jtuxyan: UFO's have no such experiment.
[15:06] ShadowDragon8685: That's because they're unique events. That's the whole frigging point.
[15:06] Jtuxyan: yeah
[15:06] ShadowDragon8685: What do you want to do, shoot one down so you can scoop it's remains up and prod them?
[15:06] Jtuxyan: In the Scientific Method?
[15:06] Jtuxyan: "Unique Event" and "bullshit" are synonimous.
[15:06] ShadowDragon8685: No. They're not.
[15:06] Jtuxyan: The moment you utter the words "Unique" or "Nonrepeatable event" at a scientific convention or event.
[15:06] Jtuxyan: You just got on the fast-track to the curb.
[15:06] ShadowDragon8685: You fucktard.
[15:07] Jtuxyan: and yes, actually
[15:07] ShadowDragon8685: Unique events are driven by intelligent thought.
[15:07] ShadowDragon8685: That's why they're frigging unique!
[15:07] Jtuxyan: Miracles are driven by intellegent thought.
[15:07] Jtuxyan: That's why demanding proof for god is silly.
[15:07] ShadowDragon8685: It's not a natural phenomena you're trying to study, it's a decidedly unnatural one.
[15:07] Jtuxyan: So! I'll see you in church next sunday?
[15:07] ShadowDragon8685: Yet there's more proof, a lot more proof, and credible proof at that, for UFO sightings, than there are for God.