Buffy vs. Trek Aliens

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-01-20 01:10pm

Buffy patrols and over the course of it, for some odd reason (IE: the Dark Nexus of Chaotic Energy) encounters and fights various Trek Alien Races. Their ranged weapons (Phasers, Disruptors) are malfunctioning because of interference from the hellmouth and will not work.

How many/which ones would Buffy take down accidently because of the language barrier/missunderstandings between species/some stupid reason to geth them to fight in the first place?

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-01-20 03:15pm

I'm thinking that the only one to cause Buffy to retreat would be Species 8472, but I don't know jack bout most trek aliens.

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-01-20 03:17pm

Does Buffy take it up the ass in any of these scenarios?

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-01-20 03:19pm

I'm thinking she'd shove a stake in the asses of many of the beings she'd fight in these scenarios

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-01-20 03:20pm

Damn. Disappointed again.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-01-20 03:22pm

Majin Gojira wrote:I'm thinking she'd shove a stake in the asses of many of the beings she'd fight in these scenarios

Somehow, I don't think that is what he meant.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-01-20 03:30pm

Majin Gojira wrote:I'm thinking that the only one to cause Buffy to retreat would be Species 8472, but I don't know jack bout most trek aliens.

All she'd have to do is kill one of them and then the rest would run away.

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-01-20 03:31pm

How about Buffy vs a Hentai Tentacle Monster?

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-01-20 03:38pm

After nearly being rapped by evil Tentical Demon, Buffy impales it with her stake in revange.

"Let's see how you like it"

She is further disgusted when it climaxes again from being impaled.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-01-20 03:42pm

AdmiralKanos wrote:How about Buffy vs a Hentai Tentacle Monster?

How about Buffy vs. My Pants?

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-01-20 04:47pm

Faith in Buffy's Body "I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more. And you know why I don't? Because it's wrong."

That about sums it up, folks.

Damn, this thread degenerated into perverted sex aufly fast...any legitimate responses?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-01-20 05:15pm

Majin Gojira wrote:Faith in Buffy's Body "I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more. And you know why I don't? Because it's wrong."

I thought that Buffy was a complete uber-bitch in that episode. She actually got pissed at Riley because he nailed Faith while Faith was in Buffy's body, as if he should have automatically concluded that it wasn't really her or something.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-01-21 02:32am

Buffy has issues, this was revealed in season 1; Cordelia "What is your childhood trauma?!"

Faith is my chick any day of the week...

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-01-21 02:35am

Durandal wrote:
AdmiralKanos wrote:How about Buffy vs a Hentai Tentacle Monster?
How about Buffy vs. My Pants?

If the goal is to get buffy running in the opposite direction, your pants

Jawawithagun · Post by **Jawawithagun** » 2003-01-21 03:57am

AdmiralKanos wrote:Does Buffy take it up the ass in any of these scenarios?

Only from Kira and her mighty Bajoran strapon.
Though... Buffy taking Kirk up the ass...

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-21 07:33am

Bah...Kirk would ride her like the woman she always wants to be

Kirk is not getting no piece of plastic up his tailpipe.

Though the Kira/Buffy scenario presents possiblities.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-01-21 03:11pm

Q.

Buffy gets frozen.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-21 03:33pm

Jawawithagun wrote:
AdmiralKanos wrote:Does Buffy take it up the ass in any of these scenarios?
Only from Kira and her mighty Bajoran strapon.
Though... Buffy taking Kirk up the ass...

Yes! Mirror-universe Kira and Buffy in lesbian strap-on debauchery!! And the winner is ... all of us happy viewers!!

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-01-21 03:40pm

/me thanks lucky stars that Janeway is a human

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-01-21 04:09pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Jawawithagun wrote:
AdmiralKanos wrote:Does Buffy take it up the ass in any of these scenarios?
Only from Kira and her mighty Bajoran strapon.
Though... Buffy taking Kirk up the ass...
Yes! Mirror-universe Kira and Buffy in lesbian strap-on debauchery!! And the winner is ... all of us happy viewers!!

Personally I'd rather see Dax (either one) and Buffy.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-01-21 05:04pm

Ezri was always my favorite, although I was pissed that a fuckstick Dr. Brassiere ... er Bashier, got to nail her.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-01-21 05:14pm

Durandal wrote:Ezri was always my favorite, although I was pissed that a fuckstick Dr. Brassiere ... er Bashier, got to nail her.

Agreed. He didn't deserve her.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-01-21 05:26pm

SyntaxVorlon wrote:/me thanks lucky stars that Janeway is a human

im sure we are all doing the same

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-21 05:28pm

The jury is still out on Janeway.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-01-21 05:28pm

by the way does every thread on this board that involves one or more hot women degenerate into a discussion about some type of sex????