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UK Deliberates Inventing Astronauts

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Last Updated: Thursday, 14 February 2008, 00:06 GMT

Ministers consider UK astronauts

The government is to launch a formal review into whether British astronauts should take part in the international exploration of space.

The review has been prompted by growing fears that the UK might lose out in the next wave of space travel.

International space agencies have set out ambitious plans in a document called the Global Exploration Strategy.

Science Minister Ian Pearson said space was "increasingly important" and worth £7bn to the British economy.

Costs and benefits

The British National Space Centre (BNSC) said in the publication UK Civil Space Strategy: "In 1986 the UK chose not to participate in human space missions.

"The publication of the Global Exploration Strategy provides a suitable point to review this decision."

The BNSC will study the options, taking into account the scientific, technological and economic costs and benefits, and report to Innovation Secretary John Denham.

Mr Pearson said: "This strategy sets out measures to increase the UK's share of this growing international sector."

The review is expected to take between six and 12 months.

The UK has historically opted out of manned space exploration, and spent its limited space budget on detailed scientific missions involving robotic probes.

British mission

Meanwhile, in another development, Nasa is due to give its formal backing in a report to a British-led £100m mission to the Moon.

The US space agency has described the MoonLITE mission to send a small probe to the Moon in 2013 as "inspirational".

The unmanned project involves the craft firing four-metre long darts called penetrators onto the lunar terrain.

The devices would enable scientists to scratch beneath the surface of the Moon and assess geological activity.

Nasa and the British National Space Centre have produced a joint working group report which sets out plans for long-term lunar co-operation.

The document picks out the MoonLITE proposal as one of the first projects that could be carried out jointly between the UK and the US.

The report acknowledges that it would be a difficult to design and build a spacecraft ready to launch in just five years, but suggests that the challenge would get creative juices flowing and give young space scientists and engineers valuable experience.

Professor Alan Smith, of the Surrey-based Mullard Space Sciences Laboratory which is leading proposal, said he was "very excited" at the report's description of the project.

He said "It's a great outcome at this stage."

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The report recommends that a formal UK-US team is set up to oversee the details of the scheme.

The next stage starting early this year is to hammer out the practicalities of building the spacecraft.

There is a question mark over whether the UK could afford the mission.

Even though the estimated cost is cheap by space exploration standards, the current state of the Science and Technology Facilities Council's finances might make it difficult for the UK to fund its share of the mission.
Got this from some outfit called the British Broadcasting Corporation.

So what do you think, resident Britishers? See yourselves ever planting the Union Jack in some crater, after a trip to the moon?
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I don't imagine we'll ever build our own spacecraft, but maybe British astronauts going up with NASA might finally be able to wear a union flag on their shoulder instead of having to become US citizens.
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Inst UK a member of ESA?
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Gustav32Vasa wrote:Inst UK a member of ESA?
Aye, it was our damn Beagle that failed miserebly after all. I think it could be a nice idea to have British Astronauts. We need a prestige project/black hole after all (Oh wait...we have the NHS!)
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The Beagle failed? Even though it discovered Starscream? :wink:
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Anguirus wrote:The Beagle failed? Even though it discovered Starscream? :wink:
It was a ploy to make him attack filthy colonials in the end. And it would've worked, had it not been for those meddling kids (and Autobots).

Astronauts? Why bother? We're not going anywhere any time soon and unmanned exploration is far more useful and cheaper, not to mention safer. Unless you really need to use humans in micro-gee environments, I fail to see the need. We have enough industry working within autonomous systems without going into human ones too needlessly.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote: Astronauts? Why bother? We're not going anywhere any time soon and unmanned exploration is far more useful and cheaper, not to mention safer. Unless you really need to use humans in micro-gee environments, I fail to see the need. We have enough industry working within autonomous systems without going into human ones too needlessly.
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Depressingly Britain is the only country in the world to have developed a satellite launching capability only to abandon it. There wouldn't be any commercial potential according to the Heath government. :x

IIRC the first Brit into space, Helen Sharman, who went up with the Russians, wore a Union Flag on her shoulder. To be really pernickety one can't plant a 'Union Jack' on the Moon as its not a ship. :wink:

We are members of ESA, but I think we probably contribute just enough to stay in the organisation. There is a great deal of satellite expertise and construction know how in the UK (EADS-Astrium), though, we just don't do launch vehicles, or astronauts.
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World War II has proven without a doubt that Britons with aircraft are awesome, the same should apply with spacecraft.

Never the less, England needs a proper name for this orginization. Which one sounds better, Ministry of Space or Royal Space Force?

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If they're british, wouldn't they be called 'Astronaughts'? :P
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No, they'd still be called Astronauts.
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JN1 wrote:To be really pernickety one can't plant a 'Union Jack' on the Moon as its not a ship. :wink:
To be really, really pernickety: The British have the habit to declare objects to be ships if they think it's a good idea e.g. the Sloop "HMS Diamond Rock". The moon is just a rock that's a little bit larger, but I don't see a problem with a Union Jack there. :D
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JN1 wrote:Depressingly Britain is the only country in the world to have developed a satellite launching capability only to abandon it. There wouldn't be any commercial potential according to the Heath government. :x
Details, please? I thought the British military operated spy satellites. If so, were they launched on French or American rockets?
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CaptainChewbacca wrote:If they're british, wouldn't they be called 'Astronaughts'? :P
"Without stars" would probably be sending the wrong message.
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We should build a great big honking space ship in time for the centenary of the invention of the jet engine.

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Sidewinder wrote:
JN1 wrote:Depressingly Britain is the only country in the world to have developed a satellite launching capability only to abandon it. There wouldn't be any commercial potential according to the Heath government. :x
Details, please? I thought the British military operated spy satellites. If so, were they launched on French or American rockets?
We developed the Blue Streak IRBM into a satellite launch vehicle for ELDO; our bit always worked, though the French and German stages were not particularly reliable.
After that we developed the Black Arrow, which was used to launch a satellite called Prospero (before the project was cancelled it was to have been called Puck). It's still up there sending its signal back to Earth.

We don't operate recce satellites, but we do have military communications satellites (the Skynet series), which have been launched on American vehicles.

See http://www.spaceuk.org/index.htm for more details on our Space Programme.
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