Care Bears vs. Rainbow Brite

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-01-20 06:39pm

Which magic happy-cutesy crap wins?

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-01-20 06:42pm

R.O.U. Meatfucker gridfires both groups and everybody wins

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-01-20 06:43pm

the care bears gang bang rainbow brite and this strawberry-short cake... whoops said to much

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-01-20 07:01pm

Cheer bear is a pimpstress. I want to slaughter starlight. That stupid horse. Stupid, damn, starlight. I HATE YOU!

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-01-20 07:01pm

R.O.U. Meatfucker gridfires both groups and everybody wins

Woo! Grey Area! Raping peoples minds like never before.

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2003-01-20 07:08pm

At first, the battle is a cakewalk for Rainbow Brite and her allies. Many Care Bears fall in combat, victims of their own ultra-benevolent nature. In desperation, the Care Bears are left with but one choice: contact a band of exiles from their community, four who long ago were cast out.

Pain Bear, Hate Bear, Fear Bear, and Doom Bear.

The dreaded Terror Bears win the war in the most eminently unwatchable spectacle on children's television.

(ps. Terror Bears shamelessly lifted from the Palladium Press "Ninja Turtles" rulebook.)

Darth_Shinji · Post by **Darth_Shinji** » 2003-01-20 08:30pm

Suddenlt, The shapeshifting Dark Heart. The only Care Bear villain you could faguely describe as cool and acutaully debate the fact that it was indirectly implied he was actaul killed people (lots of them). Comes out of the wood work and kills the care bears, then finishes off Brite and countines his plan of cute genocide.

This whole spew was inspried by a discussion I had when me and a freind had to watch some kids and had to watch care bears the movie with them. What other conclution could you come to when you have a boat of 2 grown ups and something like 23 kids of many different specis? Being chased by a being who said he was going to finish off the care bears? Prob the only shred of coolness in the entire care bear line. Which isn't much but...

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-20 08:31pm

the goggles do nothing!

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-01-20 08:37pm

Suddenly, a giant Tentical Hentai Demon appears and, after extensive 'probing' with its tenticals, kills them all.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-20 09:14pm

thats genius.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-20 09:32pm

Hamataro jumps in, and charms everybody until they stop fighting

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-01-21 07:07am

*immidiately switches TV off*

...I won...

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-01-21 07:17am

Meatfucker was a GCU, not an ROU.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-01-21 08:19am

Ok this is one depraved topic .... who the fuck are the Care Bears?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-21 08:22am

A old cartoon of teddy bear like creatures that would shoot some type of love energy out of their emblems from their stomach.

No lie.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-01-21 08:28am

Blech ... I think I remember now- Duke Nukem needed to make an appearance on that show-

"I'm here to kill Care Bears and chew bubblegum ... and I'm all out of gum"

Lt. Nebfer · Post by **Lt. Nebfer** » 2003-01-21 12:58pm

step on them with my "Mad Cat" and plaster the rest with my LRM 20's

i dont know but ive seen bothe of them(its been to long dont know much about that time(come on i was only... come to think of it i dont know how old i was back then(im 20 in febuary)

ps i (well its not mine but its still hear) have an old ranbow bright blanket i think it was one of my sisters thow hehe

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-01-21 02:37pm

I think this battle would break down into an all-too happy porn video. The happy vibes that would pulse through the field of battle would overwhelm all urge for combat and render the warriors ineffective.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-01-21 04:12pm

irishmick79 wrote:I think this battle would break down into an all-too happy porn video. The happy vibes that would pulse through the field of battle would overwhelm all urge for combat and render the warriors ineffective.

I know have this image of a care bear fucking Rainbow Brite doggie style saying "Yeah, that's it. Take it all bitch!"

I have to go scrub my eyes till they bleed now...

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-21 10:23pm

Alex Moon wrote:I know have this image of a care bear fucking Rainbow Brite doggie style saying "Yeah, that's it. Take it all bitch!"

I have to go scrub my eyes till they bleed now...

Some mental images are NOT MEANT TO BE SHARED

. Gah...I just helped a friend who's moving clean out her collection of Rainbow Brite dolls too, or else I wouldn't have a mental image.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-01-21 10:31pm

The Dark wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:I know have this image of a care bear fucking Rainbow Brite doggie style saying "Yeah, that's it. Take it all bitch!"

I have to go scrub my eyes till they bleed now...
Some mental images are NOT MEANT TO BE SHARED . [snip]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Oh god, oh god. Fill me up with your carebear power! FILL MEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-01-21 10:36pm

I tried to surpress my vomit, but I failed horribly. You owe me a new rug, you rat bastard !!

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-01-21 10:38pm

Majin Gojira wrote:I tried to surpress my vomit, but I failed horribly. You owe me a new rug, you rat bastard !!

Hee Hee

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-01-23 02:18pm

Oh dear jesus.......Rainbowbrite Bukkae........
Im just going to go chuck myself off Beering Hall now.......

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-01-23 02:26pm

hey crackhead? do you want that carebear shoved up your rectum? better yet i could have him do it....