Buffy vs. Worf

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-01-20 08:43pm

1) Unarmed Combat

2) Armed (no-beam weapons).

Who Wins?

Hopefully, this will not degenerate into mindless sex TOO quickly...

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-01-20 08:53pm

1) Buffy. She's as strong as, if not stronger than, Worf. Also more agile.

2) Crossbow! Dead Worf

Hopefully, this will not degenerate into mindless sex TOO quickly...

Should Buffy fail to kill Worf, she will realize that he is not her enemy and has hot, hot sex with him.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-20 09:06pm

Worf tells her that she is too delicate for his Warrior's Penis. She takes this as a challenge.

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-01-20 09:07pm

Hot damn, that was even faster than the last one!

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-01-20 09:08pm

Majin Gojira wrote:1) Unarmed Combat

2) Armed (no-beam weapons).

Who Wins?

Hopefully, this will not degenerate into mindless sex TOO quickly...

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Against someone who fight strong vampires and demons the klingon will lose.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-01-20 09:08pm

You were practically asking for it...

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-20 09:08pm

Hmmm I can see Buffy and Worf going at it and then engaging in pure anal sex to see if she's truly up to it.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-20 09:13pm

Buffy strikes me as a girl who would love it up up the ass and ask for more

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-01-20 09:20pm

Darth Wong wrote:Buffy strikes me as a girl who would love it up up the ass and ask for more

Seems to me that most girls strike you as a women that would love it up the ass.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-01-20 09:36pm

Does that mean that Wong's kids have to become lawyers?

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-20 10:57pm

Darth Wong wrote:Buffy strikes me as a girl who would love it up up the ass and ask for more

I was going to try to say that before Darth Wong said it, but it seems that he beat me to it by about 2 hours.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-01-21 04:58am

Darth Wong wrote:Buffy strikes me as a girl who would love it up up the ass and ask for more

Yeah but then for weeks she'd mope and whine about how dirty she feels for loving it up the ass all the while getting regular ass slammings from her boy toy of the month.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-21 07:34am

Tsyroc wrote: Yeah but then for weeks she'd mope and whine about how dirty she feels for loving it up the ass all the while getting regular ass slammings from her boy toy of the month.

LMAO...how true.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-01-21 07:42am

Ghost Rider wrote:
Tsyroc wrote: Yeah but then for weeks she'd mope and whine about how dirty she feels for loving it up the ass all the while getting regular ass slammings from her boy toy of the month.
LMAO...how true.

I guess I'd just have to watch most of the show on mute for those couple weeks because considering what they've shown on Joss Whedon's shows in the past they could get pretty graphic with some of these backdoor scenes.

Dargos · Post by **Dargos** » 2003-01-21 08:56am

Darth Wong wrote:Worf tells her that she is too delicate for his Warrior's Penis. She takes this as a challenge.

Why oh why do I now have the mental image of Buffy sitting on Worf's head and grinding her muff against the ridges on his head?

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