Care Bears vs the Borg

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-01-21 08:35am

Would the care bears be able to turn the borg into nice people?

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-01-21 09:51am

*no comment*

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-01-21 10:09am

hmmm..... here's a thread screaming for a big ol' padlock to be clamped onto it.

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2003-01-21 12:42pm

... well... hmm... I'm speechless... ... ... put them together and detonate a rather large nuclear bomb in the center of the group in order to rid the universe of two stupid evils?...

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2003-01-21 12:49pm

If the Care Bears play it right, they can win this one. Like all attacks, they only have a few shots before the Borg adapt. However, since the Borg is controlled by a single queen, if they can somehow make it to the Queen herself, they can make her nice, which makes the entire collective nice. However, it is rather difficult to make their way to the Queen, so they WILL need to turn other Borg nice in order for them to open force fields, provide transportation, hide them from sensors etc. It becomes a strategic game more than anything else, which Borg do they turn? In addition, they're not quite sure how many shots it will take before they adapt.

So in essence, it depends on the intellegence of the Care Bears.

Borg Win.

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-01-23 02:30pm

Greetings !! I bring BALEFIRE!!!!!!!!!!
ZORCH!!!
Ah , good , now that I've wiped this particular topic from both space and time, What were we talking about again ?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-01-23 06:05pm

Imagine this care bear singing borg assimilate them now you have small furry borg singing resistance is futile you will be assimilated.

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2003-01-23 06:19pm

Montcalm wrote:Imagine this care bear singing borg assimilate them now you have small furry borg singing resistance is futile you will be assimilated.

Amazing... it actually felt as if some part of my soul died when I read that.

Shadow Walker · Post by **Shadow Walker** » 2003-01-23 06:29pm

It would be a stalemate. The carebears would have no effect on the heartless Borg, but the Borg couldn't assimilate the stuffed Carebears, either.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-01-23 06:53pm

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-23 09:02pm

anyone remember the carebears movie?

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-23 09:15pm

Borg assimilate Carebears and also their love. Then the Borg turns into a horde of drones that seeks to spread its love to others by assimilating them.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-23 09:16pm

Borg assimilate Carebears and also their love. Then the Borg turns into a horde of drones that seeks to spread its love to others by assimilating them.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-23 10:46pm

Snake, you're really starting to annoy me...

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2003-01-24 12:23am

Meanwhile...

*SolidSnake sat by his PC, gleefully reading the responses to his Care Bear threads. That last one just about pushed them all over the edge, he thought with an evil grin. He typed quickly, preparing the last Care Bear vs. thread that would spell the end of the collective sanity of SD.net's denizens. In the midst of contemplating an epic battle with My Little Pony he paused. What had that noise been behind him? It sounded vaguely like... a banjo? Small yet irresistably powerful furry paws grabbed SolidSnake, yanking him out of his chair and tossing him effortlessly to the floor. Several small, fuzzy bears had crept unnoticed into his room. One was sitting by his window, playing a tune that SolidSnake fearfully recognized as "Dueling Banjos." One of the cutesy bears gave him a disgusting leer, saying "you've got a purty mouth." SolidSnake's screams echoed off the walls for quite some time after...*

We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.