Big breasts win verdict for Japanese pin-up over man's hole

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2008-03-04 06:00pm

TOKYO (AFP) - A Japanese pin-up model says that her big breasts have not only boosted her career -- they also helped her overturn a court verdict.
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The bikini model, who goes by her professional name Serena Kozakura, was cleared after a court decided she was too well-endowed to squeeze into a room through a hole, as she had been found guilty of earlier.

"I used to hate my body so much," Kozakura, who has appeared in product commercials on television, told the private Asahi network in an interview aired Tuesday.

"But it was my breasts" that won in court, she said.

The case was splashed through the Japanese media on Tuesday, with the Asahi network even inviting her to demonstrate how she could not fit through the opening.

Kozakura, 38, was convicted last year of property destruction after a man said she kicked in the wooden door of his room and crawled inside, apparently because he was with another woman.

Kozakura had said the man made the hole himself.

In her appeal, the defence counsel held up a plate showing the size of the hole and said that she could not squeeze through with her 110-centimetre (44-inch) bust.

"The judges were very good-mannered as they showed no expressions on their faces. I guess they're well-trained," Kozakura said.

Tokyo High Court presiding judge Kunio Harada agreed and threw out the guilty verdict on Monday, saying there was reasonable doubt over the man's account.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2008-03-04 06:04pm

I demand photographic proof.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2008-03-04 06:06pm

Knife wrote:I demand photographic proof.

Pics are in the link. And I must say she has a nice rack.

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2008-03-04 07:55pm

I think it's safe to safe to say that when big breasts win, we *all* win.

This would make a great advertisement for Japanese law school. Just show a shot of the judges watching her try to squeeze her upper body through the hole and have a caption below it: This could be you!

FSTargetDrone · Post by **FSTargetDrone** » 2008-03-04 07:57pm

Oni Koneko Damien wrote:I think it's safe to safe to say that when big breasts win, we *all* win.

This would make a great advertisement for Japanese law school. Just show a shot of the judges watching her try to squeeze her upper body through the hole and have a caption below it: This could be you!

Forget advertisements for a law school. Use this as a competition in one of those crazy Japanese game shows.

Vehrec · Post by **Vehrec** » 2008-03-04 08:39pm

Damnit, this sounded so wrong on the outside. And it's so wrong in here. Now I've got Matsumoto from Bleach bouncing around my skull flaunting her breasts and breaking my arm if I even think about touching them.

And I agree with the gameshow comment.

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2008-03-04 08:56pm

Funny video that shows her trying o get through the hole in the door... I dunno, boobs are pretty smushy.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2008-03-04 09:08pm

ONLY. IN. JAPAN.

Damnit, I'm so envious of that country sometimes.

FSTargetDrone · Post by **FSTargetDrone** » 2008-03-04 09:10pm

Bouncy-bouncy.

havokeff wrote:Funny video that shows her trying o get through the hole in the door... I dunno, boobs are pretty smushy.

If I were feeling particularly crude, I would suggest that she could possibly squeeze through if she were oiled and unclothed...

I hope those are real. Surgically-enhanced bosoms of that size both frighten and repulse me, on several levels.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2008-03-04 09:51pm

Japan's breast augmentation techniques and materials are more advanced than America's for instance, thanks in some part to the latter's ban of certain kinds of implants. Japanese implants can be pretty realistic I hear.

FSTargetDrone · Post by **FSTargetDrone** » 2008-03-04 10:11pm

Shinova wrote:Japan's breast augmentation techniques and materials are more advanced than America's for instance, thanks in some part to the latter's ban of certain kinds of implants. Japanese implants can be pretty realistic I hear.

HUGE breasts on a slender woman with a small frame look freakish, "realistic" feel or not.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2008-03-04 11:25pm

Those tits are awesome. What a rack.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2008-03-04 11:25pm

Shinova wrote:Japan's breast augmentation techniques and materials are more advanced than America's for instance, thanks in some part to the latter's ban of certain kinds of implants. Japanese implants can be pretty realistic I hear.

Really? What is this all about? Is it about that FDA ban on silicone that just lapsed? Or what? It seems odd their surgery would be so much different.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2008-03-04 11:52pm

I being me don't have all the big details. I went on a google search spree some months ago about how to tell natural breasts apart from fake ones, and there were some stuff about how Japanese breast augmentation was different from that of the US.

I do remember that the ban on silicone was probably one of the big reasons.

Sidewinder · Post by **Sidewinder** » 2008-03-05 12:25am

Sounds like the accuser was an ex-boyfriend who filed the charges to get back at her. That should've set off alarms in the heads of the prosecutors.

Post by **Vympel** » 2008-03-05 01:32am

Bah. Lucy Pinder's breats are far superior.

loomer · Post by **loomer** » 2008-03-05 01:36am

I've seen bigger, actually. Though they ARE quite nice.

Meest · Post by **Meest** » 2008-03-05 06:46am

I think for the most part they under-inflate their implants, whereas other regions over-inflate them to almost unsafe levels. I wonder if it's just the doctors there or the culture since they actually go for a natural look, and not wanting a barbie doll look.

Zixinus · Post by **Zixinus** » 2008-03-05 07:20am

Am I the only one that finds that it was only this is a somehow humiliating way to win a court battle?

tim31 · Post by **tim31** » 2008-03-05 08:34am

She appeared to find it somewhat humiliating, she was crying in the video...

General Deathdealer · Post by **General Deathdealer** » 2008-03-05 08:35am

I just love how in the video, the camera keeps panning down to focus on her breasts. But she does have a nice rack.

The Vortex Empire · Post by **The Vortex Empire** » 2008-03-05 02:49pm

General Deathdealer wrote:I just love how in the video, the camera keeps panning down to focus on her breasts. But she does have a nice rack.

Well, they were what proved her innocent.

Setesh · Post by **Setesh** » 2008-03-05 08:35pm

If you're curious her rack is real, part of the video is her complaining about always having had a large chest. Not just socially but she already is experiencing back problems.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2008-03-05 11:03pm

havokeff wrote:Funny video that shows her trying o get through the hole in the door... I dunno, boobs are pretty smushy.

She could squeeze through if she really tried.

Covenant · Post by **Covenant** » 2008-03-06 12:32am

Darth Servo wrote:
havokeff wrote:Funny video that shows her trying o get through the hole in the door... I dunno, boobs are pretty smushy.
She could squeeze through if she really tried.

Yeah, and quite easily. This defense wouldn't work in America, where we assume women aren't put in pain at the slightest touch, or that they are not brainlessly retarded. She could have, ya' know, pushed them or turned or whatnot. It's a pretty shitty defense. She totally did it.