Care Bears vs. Emperor Palpatine

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-01-21 08:32am

Would the Care Bears be able to turn the master of the dark side of the force himself into a caring, loving person?

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-01-21 08:34am

Ok now this is just getting worse and worse.

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-01-21 09:50am

Vympel wrote:Ok now this is just getting worse and worse.

...and even much more worse...

He started a third topic about the Care Bears!!!!

*screams*

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2003-01-21 12:51pm

Probably. Nothing they haven't done before.

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-01-21 01:20pm

You mean like Palpatine decides to kill the care bears outright, instead of maniacally toying with them for a week? I suppose that would be Palpy's version of being a caring and loving individual.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-01-21 01:37pm

*LMAO* what if he turns them to the dark side? "for you to understand and care for me see things from my perspective little friends"

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-01-21 04:20pm

Bah, Palpatine wouldn't even waste his time with those furry rodents. Storm troopers would blow them away into oblivion!

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-21 05:00pm

Force lighting = a bunch of crispy carebears.

Shadow Walker · Post by **Shadow Walker** » 2003-01-21 05:43pm

IG-88E wrote:Force lighting = a bunch of crispy carebears.

But they bring love

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-01-21 05:46pm

Shadow Walker wrote: But they bring love

"It's Brining love! Don't Let it Get away!"

"Break It's Legs!"

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-01-21 05:49pm

Majin Gojira wrote:
Shadow Walker wrote: But they bring love
"It's Brining love! Don't Let it Get away!"

"Break It's Legs!"

nuke it!! make it die!!

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-01-21 05:52pm

Darksider wrote:
Majin Gojira wrote:
Shadow Walker wrote: But they bring love
"It's Brining love! Don't Let it Get away!"

"Break It's Legs!"

nuke it!! make it die!!

DEATH TO THE CUTE THINGS!!!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-21 05:55pm

Shadow Walker wrote:
IG-88E wrote:Force lighting = a bunch of crispy carebears.
But they bring love

IT BRINGS LOVE! KILL IT! KILL IT!

Crossover_Maniac · Post by **Crossover_Maniac** » 2003-01-21 06:21pm

The Care Bears can not change people who are truly evil. They could never change No Heart and his niece Screach. And in the movies, it took some kid that befriended the villian to talk him down. Also, a lot of the villians are just angry kids lashing out at the world. Palpatine is actually evil.

Sektor31 · Post by **Sektor31** » 2003-01-21 06:34pm

Care Bears + Force lightning + Barbecue sauce = BEEF!

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-01-21 06:35pm

it's what's for dinner

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-21 07:04pm

Crossover_Maniac wrote:The Care Bears can not change people who are truly evil. They could never change No Heart and his niece Screach. And in the movies, it took some kid that befriended the villian to talk him down. Also, a lot of the villians are just angry kids lashing out at the world. Palpatine is actually evil.

Oh my god, CM has actually watched the Care Bears. And he is familiar with their storyline!

*quietly motions to the men in the white van who will take CM away to a quiet place*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-01-21 07:06pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Crossover_Maniac wrote:The Care Bears can not change people who are truly evil. They could never change No Heart and his niece Screach. And in the movies, it took some kid that befriended the villian to talk him down. Also, a lot of the villians are just angry kids lashing out at the world. Palpatine is actually evil.
Oh my god, CM has actually watched the Care Bears. And he is familiar with their storyline!

*quietly motions to the men in the white van who will take CM away to a quiet place*

how could he have survived the horror???

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-01-21 07:37pm

It's like Stairing the Cthulhu right in the face!!! HOW!? HOW DID HE DO IT?!

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-21 08:32pm

I watched Care Bears.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-01-21 09:03pm

Darksider wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Crossover_Maniac wrote:The Care Bears can not change people who are truly evil. They could never change No Heart and his niece Screach. And in the movies, it took some kid that befriended the villian to talk him down. Also, a lot of the villians are just angry kids lashing out at the world. Palpatine is actually evil.
Oh my god, CM has actually watched the Care Bears. And he is familiar with their storyline!

*quietly motions to the men in the white van who will take CM away to a quiet place*
how could he have survived the horror???

Only his body did.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-21 10:25pm

I watched Care Bears too. I think I was about 4 at the time. Around 6 I realized it was much dumber than Smurfs

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Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-01-21 10:29pm

IG-88E wrote:I watched Care Bears.

So have I. I'm still sane... *twitches*

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-01-21 10:31pm

SolidSnake wrote:Would the Care Bears be able to turn the master of the dark side of the force himself into a caring, loving person?

Care Bear one walks up to Palpatine. "Will you be my friend?"

Emperor Palpatine laughs hysterically, and summons all of his servants and Lord Vader using the Force.

Care Bear two leads the rest of the Care Bears in to the combined Imperial gathering. All of the Imperial officers look confused as to what's going on, and why they're being bothered by these furry, fluffy, morons.

The Care Bears begin dancing around like the "Happy Little Elves" on "The Simpsons."

Emperor Palpatine calls for some aids and delivers messages to each of his staff members present.

The message says four words: "Let's toast the marshmallows."

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-01-21 10:35pm

Crossover_Maniac wrote:The Care Bears can not change people who are truly evil. They could never change No Heart and his niece Screach. And in the movies, it took some kid that befriended the villian to talk him down. Also, a lot of the villians are just angry kids lashing out at the world. Palpatine is actually evil.

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