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Shep took a shot at me!

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At least, I think so. I was walking my dog the other day when a pistol went off on the same block. No bullet came near me, so I'm pretty sure it was him.
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You live in Washington, right? Unless Shep is detemined to get you, I don't think he would go there all the way from Maryland.
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Damnit!

The goddamn ninja's are always incompetent with firearms!

Why I rely on them I shall never know.
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Why I rely on them I shall never know.
Next time let them kill them the Ninja way instead of forcing them to use high-tech mumbo jumbo! :wink:

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Malecoda wrote:At least, I think so. I was walking my dog the other day when a pistol went off on the same block. No bullet came near me, so I'm pretty sure it was him.
Incorrect. I'm sure Shep has better aim then that, he probly sent his ferret out to get ya.
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weemadando wrote:Damnit!

The goddamn ninja's are always incompetent with firearms!

Why I rely on them I shall never know.
Because they're cheap and can be brought off with tripe about
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Sheppard lives in Maryland too? I understand him so much better now.
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beyond hope wrote:Sheppard lives in Maryland too? I understand him so much better now.
You live in Maryland too?
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Unfortunately. My only consolation this year was that we got rid of Glendenning.
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beyond hope wrote:Unfortunately. My only consolation this year was that we got rid of Glendenning.
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Malecoda wrote:At least, I think so. I was walking my dog the other day when a pistol went off on the same block. No bullet came near me, so I'm pretty sure it was him.
Nah. Unlike most rednecks, Shep actually wings what he's aiming for. :P
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:You live in Washington, right? Unless Shep is detemined to get you, I don't think he would go there all the way from Maryland.
Don't be too sure. A good sniper can get you from surprisingly far away.
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No it wasn't you I was my brother-in-law people here are out to get him....

There's a thread around here about it.
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Malecoda wrote:At least, I think so. I was walking my dog the other day when a pistol went off on the same block. No bullet came near me, so I'm pretty sure it was him.
Don't walk along his fenceline then...
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IG-88E wrote:
Malecoda wrote:At least, I think so. I was walking my dog the other day when a pistol went off on the same block. No bullet came near me, so I'm pretty sure it was him.
Nah. Unlike most rednecks, Shep actually wings what he's aiming for. :P
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I doubt it was Shep. Your still alive.

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weemadando wrote:Damnit!

The goddamn ninja's are always incompetent with firearms!

Why I rely on them I shall never know.
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DG_Cal_Wright wrote:I doubt it was Shep. Your still alive.

:twisted: yes, shep is quite fucking cool
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Uh, What...the...fuck.

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Mr Bean wrote:
Why I rely on them I shall never know.
Next time let them kill them the Ninja way instead of forcing them to use high-tech mumbo jumbo! :wink:
But I had to frame someone for the hit. And who better to frame than Shep?
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