Design a Bridge: Win a scholarship to Westpoint
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Bridge? Why the fuck would we want a bridge. Dam the river; divert that water and strip mine the countryside! Progress can't be stopped or slowed!
As for those of you who would actually build a puny bridge, rather then laying the road across a 25 million cubic meter dam, GBU-24 wants to say hi.
As for those of you who would actually build a puny bridge, rather then laying the road across a 25 million cubic meter dam, GBU-24 wants to say hi.
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Buahaha! My first design hit the river immediately and my second and very expensive design sagged
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Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
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Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
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Yes got it to work at $211,000. NOw to lower the price some more.
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Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
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If a piece is under only tensile stress, not compressive stress, make it a tube. Tubes are cheaper than bars.ArmorPierce wrote:Yes got it to work at $211,000. NOw to lower the price some more.
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I doubt even the government would let me build a bridge. I had to use all 120 alotted members just to get the fucking thing to not fall in the river on its own.Exonerate wrote:RedImperator wrote:My best design so far cost three times that much, is horrible overengineered, and still sags two meters in the middle when the truck passes over it. I should get a job at Starfleet engineering.
3x? Thats VERY expensive... Hell, it sounds like something that our government would do...
I've gotten better. I've had workable bridges for about $220,000 or so.
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W00t! $138k. Getting better...
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Remember... the bridge only has to be strong enough to support the weight of the truck, not neccessarily anything more. It's quite ok if the bridge bends rather alarmingly when the truck goes through...
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$133,156.01.Beowulf wrote:$133,767.16
EDIT: $128,658.04. There's two pairs of solid members in the whole thing and it's all carbon steel. I don't think I can possibly make it any cheaper using this site and this basic design.
EDIT: Final design, $126,945.49. It wobbles if you so much as look at it funny, but it works.
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Down to 204,000. Now let me try a completely new design.
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Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
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Completely new design worked . Down to $164,000.
Edit: tweaked it a bit and now it's down to $151,000
Edit 2: Down to $150,000
Edit: tweaked it a bit and now it's down to $151,000
Edit 2: Down to $150,000
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To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
Gah...RedImperator wrote:$133,156.01.Beowulf wrote:$133,767.16
EDIT: $128,658.04. There's two pairs of solid members in the whole thing and it's all carbon steel. I don't think I can possibly make it any cheaper using this site and this basic design.
EDIT: Final design, $126,945.49. It wobbles if you so much as look at it funny, but it works.
How'd you get it down so low?
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Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
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All members are carbon steel. All but two are hollow. The widest beams are 190mm square, the smallest 10mm square. I've gone through it beam by beam, reducing them 10mm and then testing it, and it fails each time. I'm pretty sure this is the lightest possible weight for this design. It might be possible to reduce the cross sections of some of those members by adding joints in the middle of the long beams, but every attempt I've made to lighten the bridge that way ends up either costing me more because I need to add too many other joints and short members to make it work, or it falls into the river.
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Must have hit the transfer limit. Thank Geoshitties.Red Knight wrote:Your links give me a 404 error, Imperiator.
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