PRFYNAFBTFC: Proposal for Shield/Insigna

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2008-03-07 07:37am

I considered a ship's emblem. But on further consideration the main emblem of Taskforce Cuntpuncher is perfectly adequate.

The MFS Masturbating Walrus already has all the subtlety of a masturbating walrus without needing a picture of a masturbating walrus on it's prow.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2008-03-07 11:53am

Comrade Coffee Now has his official "I am God" Flag.

And now in Sig Format:

Anyone except Coffee who tries to use this will get "I AM A FUCKTARD" tattooed onto his forehead, along with a realistic depiction of a man's asshole.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2008-03-07 12:03pm

What do the stars and colors represent?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2008-03-07 12:04pm

Psst...I swiped it from the US Navy CNO's flag.

Shinn Langley Soryu · Post by **Shinn Langley Soryu** » 2008-03-07 01:14pm

Joviwan wrote:I am submitting a formal request to command a ship in this Flotilla of Fuckery. I'll take whatever's to spare (Looks to me like a Halifax?). MFS Christy Fuck would happily run those colors.

While most of us just took the Halifax as is, you can always try and request an upgrade to a Sachsen class.

As for the PRFYNAFBTFC flag, I'm somehow reminded of the flag of Osea from the Ace Combat franchise for some reason.

Coriolis · Post by **Coriolis** » 2008-03-07 02:47pm

Sweet Zombie Jesus. I have heard the call of duty. Permission to join the PRFYNAFBTFC as Commander of the Halifax-class Frigate MFS Doom Panda!

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2008-03-07 03:03pm

[quote="Rear Admiral "Ballcrusher" Chardok"]Rear Admiral Chardok Reporting on board the USS Coelacanth Ohio Class Unterseepwnboot. [/quote]

Sweet... Another bring of teh AWESOME sailing the Eight Seas of AWESOME with us looking for lulz. Since you're the Skipper of your boat does that make Ricky your Gilligan, homie?

Oh, yeah... We call all our boats "MFS" for "Mother Fucking Ship" instead of "USS", Chardok. So it's the MFS Coelacanth, yo.

Chardok wrote:Tell us where to point the tridents and they'll be on target before we send the launch confirmed message.

When in doubt, bling fold yourself and throw a dart at a map of the world. Whatever you tag, nuke that. Just make sure we've confiscated all their booze and wimmins first.

Joviwan wrote:Sweet Jesus on a stick, this is full of amazing. How I missed this amazing pile of sheer awesomitude, I don't know, but I want to rectify this immediately.

Heh... You intend to rectumfy it. But yeah, we're 98 shades of AWESOME. So AWESOME in fact that Frank was forced to lock the RAR thread that started all this before the sheer AWESOME of it attained critical mass and shat fountains of solid gold AWESOME all over the internets.

Joviwan wrote:I am submitting a formal request to command a ship in this Flotilla of Fuckery. I'll take whatever's to spare (Looks to me like a Halifax?). MFS Christy Fuck would happily run those colors.

Arrr... Welcome aboard, hookers to the right, booze and drugs to the left. Now go AWESOME up your sig.

BTW, every other Tuesday is your turn in the "Barrel".

MKSheppard wrote:Comrade Coffee Now has his official "I am God" Flag.

Nice...

MKSheppard wrote:Psst...I swiped it from the US Navy CNO's flag.

Only instead of being the Chief of Naval Operations for Task Force Cuntpuncher, I'm the Chief of AWESOME Operations, yo.

Coroilis wrote:Sweet Zombie Jesus. I have heard the call of duty. Permission to join the PRFYNAFBTFC as Commander of the Halifax-class Frigate MFS Doom Panda!

YAR! Welcome aboard and AWESOME name. Doom Panda will be sure to simultaniously strike fear into our enemies while making them scratch their heads and say "What the fuck?". AWESOME up your sig, homie.

And now for Roll Call!

AAAARRRRRRR!!! The People's Republic of FuckYeah Naval AWESOMENESS Fleet of Badassery: Task Force Cuntpuncher now counts the MFS Mighty Penis,the MFS Dubious Use of the Worlds Resources, the MFS Yandere, the MFS Cossette, the MFS Alec Guiness, the MFS Bitchslap, the MFS Robber Baron, the MFS Bumbling Hierophant, the MFS Mastubating Walrus, the MFS Christy Fuck, the MFS Devourer of Worlds, the MFS Ass Blaster, the MFS Frigate of Pizazz +2 vs. Douchebags, the MFS Anus Pervasor, the MFS Coelacanthalong, the MFS Doom Panda, and the MFS John Rambo making a port call... In your Mom's ass.

Damn, we got 17 ships up in that bitch.

Coriolis · Post by **Coriolis** » 2008-03-07 03:56pm

I have added a personal little motto.

"Kill it with awesome"

In latin of course.

[edit]My latin seems to be a little rusty. If I fucked up, let me know.

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2008-03-07 03:59pm

How does one say, "With all the subtle of..." in Latin?

That NOS Guy · Post by **That NOS Guy** » 2008-03-07 03:59pm

MFS Bumbling Hierophant reporting for duty.

Coriolis · Post by **Coriolis** » 2008-03-07 04:15pm

The Spartan wrote:How does one say, "With all the subtle of..." in Latin?

I believe it's "omni subtilitate". That means "with all the subtlety..."

[edit]As for the "of (insert noun)", the noun has to be in the genitive case.

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2008-03-07 04:44pm

Hmmm, I think "omni subtilitate" will work by itself.

What say ye?

Coriolis · Post by **Coriolis** » 2008-03-07 04:50pm

The Spartan wrote:Hmmm, I think "omni subtilitate" will work by itself.

What say ye?

Well, I don't know. By itself, it means "with all the subtlety". That just doesn't really work. Now, if you add on a "rabidi ursi" (rabid bear), that would be awesome.

Kodiak · Post by **Kodiak** » 2008-03-07 05:07pm

The Spartan wrote:Hmmm, I think "omni subtilitate" will work by itself.

What say ye?

Ahem: Omine subtilite Odobenus rosmarus masturbari

translates to: "With all the subtlety of a masturbating walrus"

Coriolis · Post by **Coriolis** » 2008-03-07 05:22pm

Kodiak wrote:
The Spartan wrote:Hmmm, I think "omni subtilitate" will work by itself.

What say ye?
Ahem: Omine subtilite Odobenus rosmarus masturbari

translates to: "With all the subtlety of a masturbating walrus"

Brilliant. There we go.

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2008-03-07 05:22pm

Coriolis wrote:Brilliant. There we go.

Indeed...

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2008-03-07 09:35pm

Quite the little force of AWESOME we have going here.
New sig too.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2008-03-07 09:58pm

Now I just need a motto for the MFS Bitchslap that is funny in english and Latin. You'd think I could come up with a geology pun easily, but it takes some effort...

Coriolis · Post by **Coriolis** » 2008-03-07 10:18pm

I'm just throwing one out there:

Venimus, Vidimus, Naturales Icimus

Which means: We came, We saw, We cuntpunched. Of course, Cuntpunch is loosely translated as "We hit vaginas".

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2008-03-07 11:04pm

I am very interested and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Would Commander of the MFS Cornholio be acceptable?

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2008-03-07 11:23pm

General Zod wrote:I am very interested and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Would Commander of the MFS Cornholio be acceptable?

My friend, we HAVE TP for your bung hole.

Xess · Post by **Xess** » 2008-03-07 11:44pm

MFS Ass Blaster is back and ready to serve!

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2008-03-07 11:51pm

Motherfucking Ship RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART II reporting!

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2008-03-08 01:53am

havokeff wrote:Quite the little force of AWESOME we have going here.
New sig too.

AWESOME is as AWESOME does, big guy. Nice sig. Looks like seven shades of deep fried ROCK.

CaptainChewbacca wrote:Now I just need a motto for the MFS Bitchslap that is funny in english and Latin. You'd think I could come up with a geology pun easily, but it takes some effort...

Doesn't have to be funny so much as AWESOME, dude. I mean ROCK is AWESOME, geology deals with things that are made of rock, ROCK has the same name as rock, therefore geology ROCKS and is AWESOME.

QED, bitches.

Coriolis wrote:Venimus, Vidimus, Naturales Icimus

Which means: We came, We saw, We cuntpunched. Of course, Cuntpunch is loosely translated as "We hit vaginas".

See, I'm liking the literal translation better, cause it says "We came, We saw, we hit vaginas", which to me means we ROCKED the living shit out of some sorry-assed land and boned all their wimmins. Eitherway, this recieves the official AWESOME nod of approval.

Zod wrote:I am very interested and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Would Commander of the MFS Cornholio be acceptable?

Are you threating me? DO NOT ANGER MY BUNGHOLE!

Welcome aboard, Zoderodimus. AWESOME up your sig with the Badge.

AAAARRRRRRR!!! The People's Republic of FuckYeah Naval AWESOMENESS Fleet of Badassery: Task Force Cuntpuncher now counts the MFS Mighty Penis,the MFS Dubious Use of the Worlds Resources, the MFS Yandere, the MFS Cossette, the MFS Alec Guiness, the MFS Bitchslap, the MFS Robber Baron, the MFS Bumbling Hierophant, the MFS Mastubating Walrus, the MFS Christy Fuck, the MFS Devourer of Worlds, the MFS Ass Blaster, the MFS Frigate of Pizazz +2 vs. Douchebags, the MFS Anus Pervasor, the MFS Coelacanthalong, the MFS Doom Panda, the MFS Cornholio, and the MFS Rambo: First Blood Part II (Shroomy, you so crazy...) kicking ass and chewing bubble gum... Ah hell, we done ran out of bubble gum.

18 AWESOME ships flying the Angry Fist of Vaginal Smiting.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2008-03-08 02:08am

I know there are more of us who haven't declared shipnames. Like JSF. That poser!