PRFYNAFBTFC: Proposal for Shield/Insigna

JointStrikeFighter · Post by **JointStrikeFighter** » 2008-03-08 02:12am

Shroom Man 777 wrote:I know there are more of us who haven't declared shipnames. Like JSF. That poser!

MFS FHUCK JOO SHROOM!

MFS ROCKIN HAMMER!

MFS WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BEER!

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2008-03-08 02:14am

MFS FHUCK JOO SHROOM! would be AWESOME!

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2008-03-08 03:03am

Rockin Hammer that way you can have an electric guitar and Mijorn crossed on your flag.

wjs7744 · Post by **wjs7744** » 2008-03-08 02:57pm

I see ships. I want ship.

So, where exactly do I sign up? And where do I fly my flag, as I don't have a sig.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2008-03-08 03:16pm

I don't think you have enough posts to get a ship.

wjs7744 · Post by **wjs7744** » 2008-03-08 03:27pm

Maybe a rubber dinghy then?

Civil War Man · Post by **Civil War Man** » 2008-03-08 03:31pm

CaptainChewbacca wrote:I don't think you have enough posts to get a ship.

Actually, he's been cleared for a Halifax-class Frigate and a rank of Commander.

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2008-03-08 04:21pm

Civil War Man wrote:
CaptainChewbacca wrote:I don't think you have enough posts to get a ship.
Actually, he's been cleared for a Halifax-class Frigate and a rank of Commander.

Were going to have to see a little more AWESOME from wjs before he is ready for TFCP. We'll see what CINCLOTA has to say.

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2008-03-08 04:25pm

Gives us a demonstration of AWESOME and you're in, wjs...

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2008-03-09 06:51am

JointStrikeFighter
What's that? Why, Yes. That IS Thor's hammer.
Hmm? Pardon me? Well that is VERY observant of you. That IS Jimi Hendrix's 1968 Fender Stratocaster that he used at Woodstock.
Oh what's that? I was hoping you would notice that. Yes, the dials do all go to ELEVEN!
Say again? Oh, you are correct. That would make a most AWESOME banner for the MFS Rockin' Hammer.

Look, I don't like to toot my own horn, but that could be the most AWESOME thing that has ever come out of me.

Edit: I even put it in a purty circle for you.

Vicious · Post by **Vicious** » 2008-03-09 09:23am

That's it. I'm in. Commander Vicious of MFS Angry Wookie (Halifax-class) requesting permission to join up, Supreme Leader Coffee.

And, if someone would be so kind, please translate "Let the Wookie win." into Latin?

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2008-03-09 02:24pm

Vicious wrote:That's it. I'm in. Commander Vicious of MFS Angry Wookie (Halifax-class) requesting permission to join up, Supreme Leader Coffee.

And, if someone would be so kind, please translate "Let the Wookie win." into Latin?

You have to spell it properly first. It's Wookiee, with two Es.

Coriolis · Post by **Coriolis** » 2008-03-09 02:45pm

Vicious wrote:That's it. I'm in. Commander Vicious of MFS Angry Wookie (Halifax-class) requesting permission to join up, Supreme Leader Coffee.

And, if someone would be so kind, please translate "Let the Wookie win." into Latin?

I'm really really rusty on my subjunctives, so this is most likely wrong:
Wookiee vinceat

I forgot if Vinco is 2nd or 3rd conjugation so I went with 2nd.

NoXion · Post by **NoXion** » 2008-03-09 03:51pm

Permission to allow Task Force Cuntpuncher's already awesome level of awesome to be further increased to awesomer levels by the addition of this jawsome ship and her commander:

The MFS Cockslapping Cannon Fodder!

Thought the original paint job was a bit naff, so I went to town on it. I also took the liberty of adding a couple of masts, a load of flags, a semaphore thingy, a crow's nest (wouldn't be a pirate ship without it!) and for total shits and giggles, a tesla coil. You probably don't want to be in the crow's nest when it goes off.

Coriolis · Post by **Coriolis** » 2008-03-09 04:18pm

You'll only be allowed to join if your tesla coil can do this

NoXion · Post by **NoXion** » 2008-03-09 04:45pm

Coriolis wrote:You'll only be allowed to join if your tesla coil can do this

It does now. Oh hell yes.

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2008-03-09 04:49pm

JointStrikeFighter wrote:MFS FHUCK JOO SHROOM!

HA!

vicious wrote:That's it. I'm in. Commander Vicious of MFS Angry Wookie (Halifax-class) requesting permission to join up, Supreme Leader Coffee.

Yeah sure... Go put the Badge of AWESOME in yer sig.

NoXion wrote:Permission to allow Task Force Cuntpuncher's already awesome level of awesome to be further increased to awesomer levels by the addition of this jawsome ship and her commander:

The MFS Cockslapping Cannon Fodder!

Yer in, but only cause I dig your ship's paint job. Go and contemplate the meaning of AWESOME until you know the answer to the following riddle: if Slayer were to rock out in the woods and no one was their to hear would it still be AWESOME?

AAAARRRRRRR!!! The People's Republic of FuckYeah Naval AWESOMENESS Fleet of Badassery: Task Force Cuntpuncher now counts the MFS Mighty Penis,the MFS Dubious Use of the Worlds Resources, the MFS Yandere, the MFS Cossette, the MFS Alec Guiness, the MFS Bitchslap, the MFS Robber Baron, the MFS Bumbling Hierophant, the MFS Mastubating Walrus, the MFS Christy Fuck, the MFS Devourer of Worlds, the MFS Ass Blaster, the MFS Frigate of Pizazz +2 vs. Douchebags, the MFS Anus Pervasor, the MFS Coelacanthalong, the MFS Doom Panda, the MFS Cornholio, the MFS FHUCK JOO SHROOM!, the MFS Angry Wookie, the MFS Cockslapping Cannon Fodder, and the MFS Rambo: First Blood Part II (Shroomy, you so crazy...) going on a quest to seek the AWESOME Grail.

Twenty-One AWESOME ships sailing in search of a cool place to park. That's pretty goddamned AWESOME right there.

NoXion · Post by **NoXion** » 2008-03-09 05:02pm

Mr. Coffee wrote:Yer in, but only cause I dig your ship's paint job.

*smashes a large bundle of various bottles of expensive champagnes and spirits on the hull of his vessel*

She rides!

Go and contemplate the meaning of AWESOME until you know the answer to the following riddle: if Slayer were to rock out in the woods and no one was their to hear would it still be AWESOME?

This is a trick question, surely? How can anyone not hear the AWESOMENESS that is Slayer?

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2008-03-09 05:03pm

NoXion wrote:
Go and contemplate the meaning of AWESOME until you know the answer to the following riddle: if Slayer were to rock out in the woods and no one was their to hear would it still be AWESOME?
This is a trick question, surely? How can anyone not hear the AWESOMENESS that is Slayer?

Good answer, now go put the Badge of AWESOME in your sig.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2008-03-09 06:31pm

Well, one thing's for sure: Sea Org will no longer exist after I get done hunting every last one of the insane bastards and torpedoing the shit out of them, then put a few more torpedoes into their corpses for good measure. After which I lob a few conventional cruise missiles at Scientology HQ in Hollywood and every other hotbed of Scientology. Finally, I blow up John Travolta's jet while it sits on his runway.

After that, the Ohio-class MFS Crack-Smoking Thetan Fucker is at your service.

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2008-03-09 07:46pm

Crayz9000 wrote:Well, one thing's for sure: Sea Org will no longer exist after I get done hunting every last one of the insane bastards and torpedoing the shit out of them, then put a few more torpedoes into their corpses for good measure. After which I lob a few conventional cruise missiles at Scientology HQ in Hollywood and every other hotbed of Scientology. Finally, I blow up John Travolta's jet while it sits on his runway.

Hell, we were planning on doing most of that when we sack, loot, and burn LA to the ground, man. Except I was planning on ghost riding the SEAorg ship into a harbor Speed II style.

Crayz9000 wrote:After that, the Ohio-class MFS Crack-Smoking Thetan Fucker is at your service.

Add the Badge of AWESOME to your sig, homie.

AAAARRRRRRR!!! The People's Republic of FuckYeah Naval AWESOMENESS Fleet of Badassery: Task Force Cuntpuncher now counts the MFS Mighty Penis,the MFS Dubious Use of the Worlds Resources, the MFS Yandere, the MFS Cossette, the MFS Alec Guiness, the MFS Bitchslap, the MFS Robber Baron, the MFS Bumbling Hierophant, the MFS Mastubating Walrus, the MFS Christy Fuck, the MFS Devourer of Worlds, the MFS Ass Blaster, the MFS Frigate of Pizazz +2 vs. Douchebags, the MFS Anus Pervasor, the MFS Coelacanthalong, the MFS Doom Panda, the MFS Cornholio, the MFS FHUCK JOO SHROOM!, the MFS Angry Wookie, the MFS Cockslapping Cannon Fodder, the MFS Crack-Smoking Thetan Fucker, and the MFS Rambo: First Blood Part II roasting marshmallows over the smoldering ruins of Scientology World Headquarters.

tim31 · Post by **tim31** » 2008-03-09 08:33pm

This is sucha top heavy force

Pranks ahoy!

wjs7744 · Post by **wjs7744** » 2008-03-09 09:12pm

Mr. Coffee wrote:Gives us a demonstration of AWESOME and you're in, wjs...

Heh, damned if I know anything about AWESOME. I don't even know what my ship is called.

HMS MANUS FORTUNA
HMS MANUS DEUS
HMS MANUS FATALI

My Latin also sucks, so I'm not even sure if those names are right.

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2008-03-09 09:12pm

tim31 wrote:This is sucha top heavy force

Pranks ahoy!

The better to bitchslap fuckers with, dude. Cause nothing says "AHHHHHHH YEAH!" quite like a shitload of badass warships sailing into a port with speaker's blaring the songs of the PRFY right before we loot, pillage, and burn.

Coriolis · Post by **Coriolis** » 2008-03-09 09:27pm

wjs7744 wrote:
Mr. Coffee wrote:Gives us a demonstration of AWESOME and you're in, wjs...
Heh, damned if I know anything about AWESOME. I don't even know what my ship is called.

HMS MANUS FORTUNA
HMS MANUS DEUS
HMS MANUS FATALI

My Latin also sucks, so I'm not even sure if those names are right.

I think they'd go:

MFS Manus Fortunae (Hand of Fortune)
MFS Manus Dei (Hand of God)
MFS Manus Fati (Hand of Fate)