PRFYNAFBTFC: Proposal for Shield/Insigna

That NOS Guy · Post by **That NOS Guy** » 2008-03-10 04:47pm

Kodiak wrote: You might think he's firing bullets, but he's actually slaying douchebags and fucktards with slugs forged of pure awesome, tempered w/ badass, made right at home in the People's Republic of FuckYeah.

Our cheif export next to walnuts.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2008-03-10 04:49pm

For posterity my ship is a Kirov Class, called MFS Dubious Use Of The Worlds Resources. Happy enough with any rank though I do formally request the position of Fleet Pimp.

tim31 · Post by **tim31** » 2008-03-10 06:04pm

Chewie, set two-seven-one. What boat are you driving??

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2008-03-10 06:19pm

tim31 wrote:Chewie, set two-seven-one. What boat are you driving??

An Ohio-Class, Atlantic variant. But mine is stretched, to accomodate an onboard Arby's and bowling alley. I wanted to get it lowered, but I had to keep killing engineers who told me that didn't make any sense. Finally I just had the ocean raised 18 feet.

Also, its got racing stripes and flames. I'm thinking of putting a spoiler on it.

Civil War Man · Post by **Civil War Man** » 2008-03-10 06:58pm

Kodiak wrote:
Civil War Man wrote:You know, keeping in line with the name of my ship, I better make it look the part. So the Devourer of Worlds shall hereby be painted jet black and covered with spikes. The crew will all dress like cultists, and I better get a set of armour worthy of Sauron or Morgoth.
I'm actually imagining something like this for your armor:
<snip Spawn>

I was thinking something more like this.

Or at least something equally dark and awesome.

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2008-03-10 07:19pm

CaptainChewbacca wrote: An Ohio-Class, Atlantic variant. But mine is stretched, to accomodate an onboard Arby's and bowling alley. I wanted to get it lowered, but I had to keep killing engineers who told me that didn't make any sense. Finally I just had the ocean raised 18 feet.

Also, its got racing stripes and flames. I'm thinking of putting a spoiler on it.

Chewbacca! What a Wookiee!!

Zablorg · Post by **Zablorg** » 2008-03-10 07:35pm

Mr. Coffee wrote:
Zablorg wrote:Mr Coffee! Mr Coffee! Is there any truth to the rumor that you and your fellow brigands are beginning construction of a small island in the Pacific made of AWSOME and plye wood?
What the fuck is "plye wood"? It's PLYWOOD. Not fucking "e" in there. Now go fetch me a beer before I have the rabid monkey on my shoulder shit in your mouth.

Way to go, Kaswell...

tim31 · Post by **tim31** » 2008-03-10 07:36pm

After all, he has an SSGN. He can find a way to speed up iceberg calving

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2008-03-10 07:59pm

havokeff wrote:
CaptainChewbacca wrote: An Ohio-Class, Atlantic variant. But mine is stretched, to accomodate an onboard Arby's and bowling alley. I wanted to get it lowered, but I had to keep killing engineers who told me that didn't make any sense. Finally I just had the ocean raised 18 feet.

Also, its got racing stripes and flames. I'm thinking of putting a spoiler on it.
Chewbacca! What a Wookiee!!

Damn right! Got it in you to draw a picture of the MFS Bitchslap?

Shinn Langley Soryu · Post by **Shinn Langley Soryu** » 2008-03-10 09:29pm

Minor correction for the Wiki article: MariusRoi and I also command Sachsen class frigates, as declared in the original thread. There were no objections the first time around.

It looks like all the other frigate captains seem fine with their Halifax class ships, but if they want to upgrade, the option's always there. It never hurts to have more nuclear strike capability in the form of Sachsens modified to fire Tomahawks.

tim31 · Post by **tim31** » 2008-03-10 10:12pm

I'll just hang on to my Halifax for a bit longer; I get a promotion soonish anyway, so ne wship then.

Gomu Niwatari · Post by **Gomu Niwatari** » 2008-03-10 11:29pm

If only I had enough posts for this

JointStrikeFighter · Post by **JointStrikeFighter** » 2008-03-11 12:02am

I'm meant to be driving a Halifax boat, but fuck that shit. Im far too awesome for that so i'm driving the MFS Rage Fyre Draggin, Arleigh Burke class. And if you don't like it THEN FUCK YOU! STOP HATING ON THE AWESOME.

tim31 · Post by **tim31** » 2008-03-11 12:28am

If Mr Coffee approves, then it is done.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2008-03-11 01:11am

*MFS Coelacanth surfaces at flank speed, Admiral Chardok on deack as it does*

"ALL STOP, FUCKERS!"

"ALL STOP, FUCKERS!" replies the crew in succession back to the engine room.

*glares at the camera* "Yes, I know it's not necessary with modern ships, but it increases AWESOME to do so."

"SO LISTEN UP" Captain Chardok bellows, as he paces the deck, in full pirate garb including over-big tunic.

"Today we've breeched the surface, and there's only two reasons POSSIBLE for such a departure from the Coelacanth protocol - AND WHAT ARE THOSE REASONS, CREW?!"

"EITHER THE RUM'S GONE..."
"OR THE WHORES ARE BORING!"

*chardok raises an eyebrow, smiling*
"Probably."

SO WHO SHALL RESUPPLY the Coelacanth with more WHORES?! For without WHORES, the Coelacanth sails not!

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2008-03-11 07:50am

Chardok wrote:SO WHO SHALL RESUPPLY the Coelacanth with more WHORES?! For without WHORES, the Coelacanth sails not!

MFS Masturbating Walrus will go find you some. Though I should warn you. We have a test for when we go wenching/whoring. We play AC/DC and ask them if they find it romantic; if yes, well, they get to come along and we all have fun. If they say no we shoot them.

Vicious · Post by **Vicious** » 2008-03-11 08:26am

Commander Vicious of MFS Angry Wookie, which I'd like to upgrade to a Sachsen-class, because it is apparently far more AWESOME than the 'fax.

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2008-03-11 09:09am

"Uh, your AWESOMENESS, Chardok's on the horn, says he's bingo for booze and the sailors are done with the wenches they got aboard," said the communications officer, known to the crew simply as RADIO DUDE. "He want's to know if we've got some rum and babes we can spare."

"Arrr...."

"Ask him what he's got in trade," The ship's XO, Mr. McNutsack ordered.

"Belay that, RADIO DUDE," The Lord of the AWESOME, Defender of all that is COOL, and all around GOOD DUDE, Mr. Coffee growled out, giving Mr. McNutsack a glare that could shrivel a Grizzly Bear's nuts at 100. "Dude, that is so NOT COOL. Sharing with your bros is part of the AWESOME WAY, Nutsack."

"My name is Franklin."

"Whatever," Mr. Coffee guided him to the railing on the observation deck. "See all that water out there? Not a speck of land in sight..."

"Um, yeah... Really inspiring, your AWESO... AHHHHHH," His words cut off by Mr. Coffee pitching him over the side.

"See ya later, Nutsack," Coffee yelled out. Turning back to the bridge, "Alright, warm up the wirlybird, load it with as much booze as we can spare, and summon the Buxom Blond Babe Commandos. We've got a sub full of sailors in need of our assistance out there..."

tim31 · Post by **tim31** » 2008-03-11 10:18am

Actually, I've been having some thoughts on junior enlisted men. Turns out I have a clone(literal, not firgurative) of RSA on board, who is working under the name of Robert Stane. He's actually more useful than the original RSA, and since he's a clone, we could bang out a copy for every ship in the fleet. Then everyone can have a Seaman Stane.

NoXion · Post by **NoXion** » 2008-03-11 04:55pm

tim31 wrote:Actually, I've been having some thoughts on junior enlisted men. Turns out I have a clone(literal, not firgurative) of RSA on board, who is working under the name of Robert Stane. He's actually more useful than the original RSA, and since he's a clone, we could bang out a copy for every ship in the fleet. Then everyone can have a Seaman Stane.

The MFS Cockslapping Cannon Fodder requires expendables to man the crow's nest when the tesla coil is operational. Sounds like these clones are the perfect men for the job.

Of course, that does mean that we'll have to occasionally clean up Seaman Stanes from the crow's nest...

tim31 · Post by **tim31** » 2008-03-11 07:00pm

LOOK AT THE MILEAGE WE'RE GETTING ON THIS PUN!

That NOS Guy · Post by **That NOS Guy** » 2008-03-11 07:27pm

tim31 wrote:LOOK AT THE MILEAGE WE'RE GETTING ON THIS PUN!

If we made it nuclear we wouldn't have to refuel for years!

Scottish Ninja · Post by **Scottish Ninja** » 2008-03-11 10:27pm

OFFICE OF THE INSPECTOR GENERAL
CUBA

Scottish Ninja, Acting Lord Inspector General of the State Central High Commission on Internal Affairs and Security of the Imperial Protected Governorate of Cuba paced around his office with a bottle of whiskey in hand, trying to ignore the stack of papers all over his desk. The latest requests had come in. The Internal Affairs Access Controllers (known in some countries that had not yet been brought under the civilizing influence of the PRFY as "customs") was requesting more budget to purchase some specialized devices to perform the now-routine full-cavity searches. He made a note to make sure that the full-cavity searches were only being performed on those pre-selected for additional screening, not on just any ugly yahoo who walked in. If those Access Controllers didn't have any taste they'd all have to be fired (out of cannons, under the PRFY's new penal code).

A second request was from the Governor, wondering if he was going to be allowed out in public anytime soon. This one he could take immediate action on. SN poured some of the whiskey on a stamp, flicked his Zippo, and hammered the stamp onto the paper, leaving behind a large, smoldering "NO" on the paper. He shoved that in the "Out" basket after blowing on it for a second so that it wouldn't set anything else on fire.

The Cuban Home Defense Affairs Commission was giving him a hard time, though, about his current pet project. The current proposal was to build an armored cruiser, armed with four 10" rifles in two turrets and eight 6" turrets in casemates, place it in Havana harbor for local defense purposes and riot subjugation (this was only a secondary function, as the current plan for riot subjugation involved keeping the populace drunk, which seemed to work), and name it the USS Maim.

He took a swig of whiskey and tossed the bottle out the open window, heading out the door to go down to the docks and board MFS Robber Baron. If he couldn't get the Defense Affairs Commission to fund the USS Maim project he'd just go hold up a cruise liner and pay for it himself. Sheesh. Bureaucracy these days. But isn't that what piracy is for?

MENTAL NOTE: BLOW UP BUREAUCRATS

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2008-03-12 07:42am

Scottish Ninja wrote:USS Maim.

Shouldn't that be MFS Maim?

Oh, and tell the Cubans to get ready. I've got a hold full of frutti di mare and lobster and an overflow of hookers since someone managed to beat me to the Coelacanth and so now I need to throw a bash and, well, the flight deck on the Masturbating Walrus just isn't big enough.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2008-03-12 03:55pm

I have the PRFY's official commuter jet:

Team Awesome (Howedar and his team) Present:

The Awesome Express

Put Simply the AWESOME Express is a nine man commutter jet for the super-rich CEOs. While I admit it does not have the AWESOME of a Mach 3 Commuter jet; the name is AWESOME enough to warrant it's acquistion by the People's Republic of FUCK YEAH.