Any Last Words?

Ryoga · Post by **Ryoga** » 2003-01-21 07:50pm

Let's say that, for whatever reason, you're lying in a hospital bed and are about to draw your last breath. What would you want your last words to be?

Myself, I'd like to gasp out something along the lines of "I'm taking it all with me, you greedy vultures!"

Or, if I've been laid low by some sort of foul play, say "Get the bastards for me", right before I die.

Yes, I'm a misanthrope. How could you tell?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-21 07:52pm

if someone's about to kill me? "Do it." Im rather odd that way.

if it's old age or sickness. . .hmm. prolly an apology.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-01-21 07:53pm

There is no greater curse than immortality

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-01-21 08:06pm

"Shit!"

Short, simple, and to the point.

SeebianWurm · Post by **SeebianWurm** » 2003-01-21 08:07pm

"Is that a syringe for my euthanasia, or are you just happy to see me?"

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-21 08:19pm

good one.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-01-21 08:25pm

"You're all coming with me..."

And the pin falls from the greneade...

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-21 08:38pm

Death in battle: "I'll see you in hell."

Death by accident: "My typical luck."

Death in old age: "See ya around."

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-01-21 08:38pm

"You're letting me die?? I'm soooo going to sue your asses!"

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-01-21 08:45pm

Blow Job, for the love of Bob, a Blow Job, stat.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-21 08:47pm

"I've seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion..."

Yep, the classic 'Time to Die' line. Heh.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-01-21 08:49pm

".....Bang"

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2003-01-21 08:51pm

"Come join me in death."

Heart monitor sees lack of heart activity activates small bomb planted on boddy, bomb explodes.

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2003-01-21 08:52pm

"Its all just a dream..."

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-01-21 08:53pm

Mr Bean wrote:".....Bang"

That still makes me cry

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-21 08:55pm

Mr Bean wrote:".....Bang"

Ah, classic Cowboy Bebop.

"Death is only the beginning."

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-01-21 08:59pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:".....Bang"

That still makes me cry

Ditto.

As for what I'd say, it's probably be something along the lines of, "Well, that was fun, I guess." Complete with an eye roll if I die alone, of course. 'Life. Don't talk to me about life...'

Edit: Larz, I'm not sure if this is due to an old avatar of yours or what, but every time I read one of your posts I think of Vicious. Thought I'd share, since we were talking about Bebop and '...Bang' and all that.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-21 09:01pm

"And so it begins."

Scare the living fuck out of whatever nurse is on duty at the time.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-01-21 09:07pm

I dont intend to die. I cant wait to see humanity either 1) destroy itself or B) go to the stars

besides, how can i rule my evil empire if I'm DEAD?

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-21 09:22pm

"I'll be back."

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-21 09:38pm

"Death is the greatest adventure of them all."

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-21 09:46pm

"Ah, and so it is to be Hell."

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-01-21 09:51pm

(Low and slow)

...If I am on my way to Hell I say only this....
... I regret... NOTHING...

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-01-21 09:57pm

"I've finally found Jesus ... and he's been hiding behind the sofa all along."

Luke Starkiller · Post by **Luke Starkiller** » 2003-01-21 10:04pm

Other than by old age/weird illness : Tell them, I'd do it again if I had to.