Motivational Posters

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2008-03-09 03:35am

Fatherhood and Christmas Sucks for the win.

Awesome stuff.

tim31 · Post by **tim31** » 2008-03-09 07:27am

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2008-03-09 11:30am

tim31 wrote:snip

I see what you did there. Well played, man.

darthbob88 · Post by **darthbob88** » 2008-03-09 11:37am

Mr. Coffee wrote:
tim31 wrote:snip
I see what you did there. Well played, man.

Agreed, but for the spelling error in "stationery".

Medic · Post by **Medic** » 2008-03-09 07:38pm

Inspired from Evil Dead 3 / Army of Darkness and in honor of that a pic and a quote (the full quote won't fit in the stupid motivational poster)

Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? This ... is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12-gauge, double-barreled Remington; S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the Sporting Goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan, retails for about a hundred-nine, ninety-five, 's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel -- and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart -- YA GOT THAT?!

And finally, a poster I did not make but which is awesome:

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2008-03-09 10:19pm

Removed Omegafucker spam.

Strike two, bitch.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2008-03-09 10:22pm

*Because ive been wanting to contribute these for a while now :3

tim31 · Post by **tim31** » 2008-03-10 07:34pm

darthbob88 wrote:
Mr. Coffee wrote:
tim31 wrote:snip
I see what you did there. Well played, man.
Agreed, but for the spelling error in "stationery".

Whoops.

OmegaGuy · Post by **OmegaGuy** » 2008-03-10 08:20pm

Ghost Rider wrote:Removed Omegafucker spam.

Strike two, bitch.

How is it spam? I'm simply posting motivational posters (which are the topic of the thread). Just because you don't like them doesn't mean I'm breaking any rules.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2008-03-10 08:52pm

OmegaGuy wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Removed Omegafucker spam.

Strike two, bitch.
How is it spam? I'm simply posting motivational posters (which are the topic of the thread). Just because you don't like them doesn't mean I'm breaking any rules.

I refer you to the above failposters, and add my own to commemorate your failure.

And finally...

Metatwaddle · Post by **Metatwaddle** » 2008-03-11 12:26am

Crossroads, I recognize the Eisenhower/Roosevelt/Lincoln ones as being RedImperator's. Are they not?

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2008-03-11 02:00am

Metatwaddle wrote:Crossroads, I recognize the Eisenhower/Roosevelt/Lincoln ones as being RedImperator's. Are they not?

Im not sure, I coppied the from online years ago. Would be awesome if he did make them,

Argosh · Post by **Argosh** » 2008-03-11 01:11pm

Crossroads Inc. wrote:

Lincoln? Try cyborg-Lincoln.

And some others ....

And finally, some skin.

Vanas · Post by **Vanas** » 2008-03-11 04:01pm

Snippets of profound wisdom follow:

tim31 · Post by **tim31** » 2008-03-11 07:10pm

Cleavage shot: her back must be sore.

Big Orange · Post by **Big Orange** » 2008-03-11 09:19pm

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2008-03-11 10:44pm

Omegatwit, what the fuck are you trying to prove? What the hell are you attempting to compensate for? You post shit that the board is UNANIMOUS in considering quite unfunny (something that happens, oh, once in a blue moon), and you refuse to admit error no matter what.

Look you stupid, spamming, trolling little shit:

- If a large number of total strangers says, "Yeah, that's really not funny", it's probably not funny.

- If you have to explain *why* something's funny, it's probably not funny.

- If you find yourself constantly defending your claim that something's funny, it's probably not that funny.

- If you find yourself doing all three of the above, it's definitely not funny.

If the world, at least this world, agrees on something, and you're the odd one out, the problem does not lie with the world, it lies with you.

Omegafuck, please, grow the fuck up you whiney, immature little shit.

Anyways, back on topic:

Oh, and whoever posted the fail-train poster (I think it was Chewie), I live within spitting distance of Burlington, which makes it particularly funny for me.

Post by **Surlethe** » 2008-03-11 11:37pm

Metatwaddle wrote:Crossroads, I recognize the Eisenhower/Roosevelt/Lincoln ones as being RedImperator's. Are they not?

They are, from the Motivational Buck thread in AMP a while ago -- has it been a couple of years now? Wow. Anyway, I think all of the ones he posted were from there -- I recognized a couple of mine, anyway.

Gullible Jones · Post by **Gullible Jones** » 2008-03-12 12:08am

I, personally, find it fucking hilarious that OmegaGuy hates /b/tards so much, 'cause he'd really fall right in with them.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2008-03-12 12:46am

how does one get gray gums, I wonder.

Zablorg · Post by **Zablorg** » 2008-03-12 12:52am

Become a vampire, I expect.

Before fiction writers came along, the actual way to turn into a vampire was to commit an atrocity. Or sleep with the devil or some such.

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2008-03-12 01:15am

Oni Koneko Damien

Dude. That Calvin and Hobbes one crushed my soul.

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2008-03-12 01:50am

Just whipped this one up:

havokeff wrote:Dude. That Calvin and Hobbes one crushed my soul.

Yeah, I felt sad when I saw it. Then I went for a walk in a miniskirt with a flogger attached to my belt, and I was reminded that it really isn't that hard to successfully fight against conformity. That made me feel better.

Raesene · Post by **Raesene** » 2008-03-12 01:25pm

Oni Koneko Damien wrote:
"The Pills / Calvin and Hobbes"

Was that the last Calvin and Hobbes-Comic published or an inofficial (I can't call it fanmade

) one created by taking other pictures ?

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2008-03-12 01:27pm

Its unofficial. Ita actually not even that good, when you consider there WERE comic panels with Calvin working on homework, but this guy didn't use any of them.