PRFYNAFBTFC: Proposal for Shield/Insigna

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2008-03-12 04:32pm

MKSheppard wrote:I have the PRFY's official commuter jet:

Team Awesome (Howedar and his team) Present:

The Awesome Express

Put Simply the AWESOME Express is a nine man commutter jet for the super-rich CEOs. While I admit it does not have the AWESOME of a Mach 3 Commuter jet; the name is AWESOME enough to warrant it's acquistion by the People's Republic of FUCK YEAH.

Did they manage to fit the entire bar I wanted in there?

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2008-03-12 04:32pm

If they did it had better have some decent tequila in it.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2008-03-12 04:58pm

Mr. Coffee wrote:Did they manage to fit the entire bar I wanted in there?

I think they did.

(props to Howedar for letting me take a look at one of his proposals from school; you sir are AWESOME.)

NoXion · Post by **NoXion** » 2008-03-12 07:09pm

I'm afraid that's just way too small.

JointStrikeFighter · Post by **JointStrikeFighter** » 2008-03-12 10:04pm

I'm afraid that's just way too small.

THATS NOT WHAT SHE SAID

Thag · Post by **Thag** » 2008-03-12 11:07pm

Requesting permission to sign on. What degree of AWESOME is required to join this mighty force? Tall tales of plundering and pillaging, or just some sort of three questions thing?

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2008-03-12 11:14pm

Thag wrote:Requesting permission to sign on. What degree of AWESOME is required to join this mighty force? Tall tales of plundering and pillaging, or just some sort of three questions thing?

Show me something of the AWESOME, me, Hav, Chardok, and the Wookie will debate the merits of your offering, and then our people will call your people... We'll do lunch. It'll be a beautiful thing.

Thag · Post by **Thag** » 2008-03-13 12:29am

Well, for immediately on hand there's this:

The beginning

Our operatives were able to get this result from a microwave and still have it functional afterwards, with no casualties incurred.

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2008-03-13 12:58am

This ain't the bush leagues, kid. Comeback when you've sprouted ball hair and try again.

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2008-03-13 01:13am

Thag wrote:Well, for immediately on hand there's this:

The beginning

Our operatives were able to get this result from a microwave and still have it functional afterwards, with no casualties incurred.

Dude. That could possibly be the most un-AWESOME. i.e. SUCK, thing I have ever seen. And I've seen tranny hookers giving blowjobs... actually, that was kinda cool, but you get my point. Your application for citizenship in the PRFY has been DENIED!

Temporarily, that is, but you better make with the AWESOME son, or we are going to give Shep the coordinates to your computer and your dog house.

Xess · Post by **Xess** » 2008-03-13 05:13am

You want awesome, my last name is Sexsmith! That's right, like blacksmith, but with SEX! How cool is that!

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2008-03-13 05:28am

Xess wrote:You want awesome, my last name is Sexsmith! That's right, like blacksmith, but with SEX! How cool is that!

Man, that is like having the Force AWESOME. You can't teach that shit man!
I hereby dub you Official High Sex Jedi of the PRFYNAFBTFC Sex Smiths Corp. Your sole purpose as a Smither of the Sex, is to land ahead and instruct the wimmins in the ways of TFCP, cause man, we don't have time to be teachin' that shit. We have to party, pillage and go before we get sober so the PNG doesn't set in!

You get a special detachment of Marines and a personal squad of my highly trained Elite Red Headed Guard.

Go forth and prepare the next coastline for the arrival of TFCP!

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2008-03-13 05:28am

Thag
See kid. That is how you do it.

Xess · Post by **Xess** » 2008-03-13 05:37am

havokeff wrote:
Xess wrote:You want awesome, my last name is Sexsmith! That's right, like blacksmith, but with SEX! How cool is that!
Man, that is like having the Force AWESOME. You can't teach that shit man!
I hereby dub you Official High Sex Jedi of the PRFYNAFBTFC Sex Smiths Corp. Your sole purpose as a Smither of the Sex, is to land ahead and instruct the wimmins in the ways of TFCP, cause man, we don't have time to be teachin' that shit. We have to party, pillage and go before we get sober so the PNG doesn't set in!

You get a special detachment of Marines and a personal squad of my highly trained Elite Red Headed Guard. Go forth and prepare the next coastline for the arrival of TFCP!

FUCK YEAH!

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2008-03-13 11:39am

Sweet zombie Jebus, Xess! That's how you do it! You don't dwell on the inherent awesomellitude that is being a sexsmith, but when push comes to grope you can throw down with the best of them. I know its all contingent upon The Man making the final decision, but you have my vote.

Thag- Try harder.

Kodiak · Post by **Kodiak** » 2008-03-13 12:18pm

CaptainChewbacca wrote:*Snip*

Thag- Try harder.

I disagree as a point of principle on this. Being awesome is not something that is learned through repetition or hard work, but is a quality of being excellent at a skill to a point that its usefulness is admired by the whole. Coffee has a gift for telling stories and motivating others which stirs our souls to righteous action. Shep is equally skilled at the selection of targets for mass destruction, while Chewie excels in creatively exploiting the desire women have to be inspected and validated. My own talents lie in linguistics and translation. Sure, translating latin isn't "awesome" by the world's standards, but being able to say mottos which cause douchebags to explode in fireballs of inadequacy when confronted by pure, unadulterated, FUCKYEAH is "awesome" to the highest degree. My advice to you, Thag, is that you don't need to force fit yourself into a niche you perceive we need, but rather present your inner awesome and let us find a place for you.

if you want a standard to aspire to:

THIS, young Apprentice, is AWESOME

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2008-03-13 12:30pm

CaptainChewbacca wrote:Sweet zombie Jebus, Xess! That's how you do it! You don't dwell on the inherent awesomellitude that is being a sexsmith, but when push comes to grope you can throw down with the best of them. I know its all contingent upon The Man making the final decision, but you have my vote.

Xess, go forth and lay some pipe, homie. Sexsmith... That's fucking AWESOME right there, people.

Thag, like they said, don't try so hard. AWESOME can't be forced, it just happens or it don't.

Also, blowing up grapes or whatever that was in a microwave... 1988 called and they want their gimmick back.

Kodiak · Post by **Kodiak** » 2008-03-13 12:56pm

Mr. Coffee wrote:*Snip*
Also, blowing up grapes or whatever that was in a microwave... 1988 called and they want their gimmick back.

They're making Plasma in a microwave using grapes as a dielectric. Yeah, old gimmick. Now, what would be AWESOME is using grapes to blow up a microwave. If someone could do that they could have all the liquid gold fountains of awesome that would make me shit.

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2008-03-13 01:05pm

Kodiak wrote:
Mr. Coffee wrote:*Snip*
Also, blowing up grapes or whatever that was in a microwave... 1988 called and they want their gimmick back.
They're making Plasma in a microwave using grapes as a dielectric. Yeah, old gimmick. Now, what would be AWESOME is using grapes to blow up a microwave. If someone could do that they could have all the liquid gold fountains of awesome that would make me shit.

Not really... Blowing up a car with a grape could be cool though, but not AWESOME really. I mean, if I want to blow up microwaves I'll just toss one out back, spend a few minutes in the tool shed, and go blow it up real good. In fact, about the only times I can recall that blowing a microwave up was actually cool was in Ford Fairlane and Under Siege. Ford Fairlane because they blew up a FUCKING KOALA with a bomb in a microwave("Oh, Ford, you got a pot pie in there?"). Exploding small fuzzy things while allowing for some Diceman one liners is cool. Undersiege, because if a fucking cook can blow you up with some random shit from the kitchen and a microwave, you know you're good and fucked. Yeah, I know, Segal's character is supposed to be the ultra-BADASS SEAL that'd give Richard Marcinko a hard-on, but still... Imagine you're the poor schmuck that's gotta go explain to Cobra Comander that his great plot to secure nuclear weapons and hold Hawaii hostage got thrawted by a goddamned cook. So yeah, that was pretty cool too.

But ordinary blowing up of microwaves, not really that cool.

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2008-03-13 01:16pm

Alright, I'm in the PRFY province of Cuba and I've got the seafood ready to go.

Here's the menu:
Shrimp and Pea Risotto with Basil and Mint served with Seared Sea Scallops.
Grilled Mahi Mahi with an Orange Buerre Blanc.
Frutti di Mare.
Rosemary Polenta cakes w/ parmesan crisped up under the broiler.
Grilled Lobster.
Grilled Caribbean Fruits with a Champagne Zabaglione.

Now all I need are some suds and some umbrella drinks served in coconuts.

Who's stepping up?

Kodiak · Post by **Kodiak** » 2008-03-13 01:36pm

DUDE! I LOVE POLENTA! But seriously, you're from Cuba and cigars AREN'T on the menu? You used to be cool, man. oh, BTW, in PRFY we garnish drinks w/ brightly colored panties, not umbrellas. It helps us focus on what's important.

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2008-03-13 02:38pm

Kodiak wrote:in PRFY we garnish drinks w/ brightly colored panties, not umbrellas. It helps us focus on what's important.

Ok, I'm exercising my Executive AWESOME rights and vetoing this shit right here. Paties in drinks just... BAD FUCKING MENTAL IMAGE FROM HELL! Thanks you, Japan! Thanks for being the people that made the sales of used womens underpants in vending machines! You sick fucks...

So yeah, no panty drinks in the PRFY.

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2008-03-13 02:47pm

Mr. Coffee wrote:
Kodiak wrote:in PRFY we garnish drinks w/ brightly colored panties, not umbrellas. It helps us focus on what's important.
Ok, I'm exercising my Executive AWESOME rights and vetoing this shit right here. Paties in drinks just... BAD FUCKING MENTAL IMAGE FROM HELL! Thanks you, Japan! Thanks for being the people that made the sales of used womens underpants in vending machines! You sick fucks...

So yeah, no panty drinks in the PRFY.

*Hides cocktail* YEAH!!! Sicko fucks!!

Kodiak · Post by **Kodiak** » 2008-03-13 02:55pm

Mr. Coffee wrote:
Kodiak wrote:in PRFY we garnish drinks w/ brightly colored panties, not umbrellas. It helps us focus on what's important.
Ok, I'm exercising my Executive AWESOME rights and vetoing this shit right here. Paties in drinks just... BAD FUCKING MENTAL IMAGE FROM HELL! Thanks you, Japan! Thanks for being the people that made the sales of used womens underpants in vending machines! You sick fucks...

So yeah, no panty drinks in the PRFY.

I stand corrected. One of the best things about PRFY is never having to say "I'm Sorry" but being able to replace it w/ "Fuck Yeah".

"Kodiak! No Panties in the Drinks!"

"Uhhh, Fuck Yeah, Admiral Coffee! I hate sicko Japanese too! Let's get some wimmins and forget all about this!"

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2008-03-13 03:05pm

Wait. One. Danmed. Second.

I didn't know the Japanese put panties in drinks or sold them in vending machines. I like smelling and sucking on girls panties all on my FUCKING OWN! And you know what? Chicks LOVE when I do it right in front of them! So fuck the Japanese.

VIVA PANTY DRINKS!!!