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Sidewinder wrote:I wonder if Madeuce and the living SF operators with him will need protective masks and MOPP suits?
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KlavoHunter wrote:So - people who've died and gone to Hell cannot leave!
We don't know for sure if that's permanent. I mean, if it's just a loss of some kind of energy, we can replace that. it does however prevent us from rescuing people in the short term.
Let's not try to bring up more headaches regarding how to deal with the dead by letting them stay on Earth, e.g., pay and promotions for soldiers who died on active duty, disputes between the dead and their living relatives over the inherited wealth, Julius Caesar demanding that his assassins face trial, etc. At best, Hell can be used to test terraforming techniques, i.e., turn the place into a tropical paradise (sort of) so the human souls there won't suffer.

Great...which will make every humans consider sucide as a good idea.

If hell is a paradise, and you know you can 'live' longer there, as well as being immortal down there...what is the point of living on earth???

Everybody will commit sucide once they know hell is better than earth, which is a bad thing for humanity...if we cannot leave hell..
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Ma Deuce wrote:Well, that was an interesting chapter. While it isn't surprising that there'd still be some religious nuts around, that guy murdering Dawkins was totally unexpected.

I was actually suspicious that people who die and go to hell could not leave (at least not permanently), given their effective immortality and lack of need for sleep and food, which means something else had to be powering their bodies (and also given Stuart's efforts to make the story as scientifically accurate as possible).

And hey, I got a cameo! I honestly wasn't expecting that; though Stuart, if you wish to use my real name, you're more than welcome; you can just drop me a PM and I'll provide it, though I must mention that my surname is a difficult to spell and pronounce name of Latvian origin, that may seem out of place (to some) for a US SpecForces operator; on the other hand it could become something of a minor recurring gag, as it is in real life (almost nobody gets it right without practice, and they often mangle the spelling even when it's dictated to them letter by letter, and most people's first impression is that it's a Greek name).
Acedemia Nut wrote:While I doubt he would have been there, can you imagine if the guy that stabbed Dawkins ended up in the torture pit next to him and watched him get evacuated?
No he wouldn't have, while he'd be in the same Circle of hell, he'd be in a different Ring. Dawkins was in the Inner Ring of the Seventh Circle, for being a blasphemer. As a murderer, his attacker would be in the Outer Ring, in which he'd be immersed in a river of boiling blood.

Wait...there is really stories about a chrisitanity hell with different levels?

Sounds like the chinese nine level of hell...although it is run by lawyers or judge instead...well sort of...
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ray245 wrote:Wait...there is really stories about a chrisitanity hell with different levels?

Sounds like the chinese nine level of hell...although it is run by lawyers or judge instead...well sort of...
I believe it's called "Dante's Inferno". Interestingly enough, at the end we find that the three most evil souls in all of human history are Judas (who betrayed Jesus) and Cassius and Brutus, the men who betrayed Julius Caesar. Pretty strange choice for the most evil men in history, even in the 14th century. But it tells you something about the religious mindset.
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You sir, are an idiot if you think that people would all off themselves to get to a terraformed Hell. First of all, if such a thing were instituted, then presumably there would be a link between Hell and Earth for the purposes of communication. There would probably be a new arrival registry, which would serve all sorts of useful functions, especially for crime investigation as the murdered would be able to tell the police who they're killers were. It also means that criminals wouldn't go free, and people could actually serve multiple life sentences. Suicide would also be discouraged as intentionally killing yourself would probably result in an automatic forfeiture of certain things in the afterlife. I can see the concept of retirement going out the window and instead people saving up to buy nice places in the transformed Hell to live their afterlife. Suicides would probaly have to settle for public housing and such, their properties in Hell claimed by whatever administrative body was in charge.

Also, the atheist response to all this should be summed up by the thought of Randi giving his famous award to Yawheh and saying, "Congratulations, you finally proved you were real. Good for you. We'll be killing you now by the way."
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Wait...there is really stories about a chrisitanity hell with different levels?
It's as described in the poem Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri, of which the first part (Inferno, which of course describes Hell) is the best known.

This provides a good guide to Dante's version of hell. Also, an English translation of the original poem can be found here
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Hmmm ... Heaven has been closed to new human souls for more than a thousand years. And as every child knows, all dogs go to Heaven. Also, dogs have a much shorter generational span than humans.

Therefore, Heaven must be absolutely overflowing with dogs.
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Seriously though, from the insect references, Im expecting a totalitarian hive that makes 1984 look like an anarchy.
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Stuart wrote:The Message had upset all of his work, God did exist, even if he had abandoned humanity to the tender mercies of Hell. Despite all of his efforts to try and prove it was fake, The Message had been all too real. The only crumb of comfort he could take from the situation was that his thesis that religion was inherently bad had been proven right, and at least he had not had to listen to the faithful said ‘I told you so’, which would have happened had a benevolent, loving God revealed himself.

Despite all that was happening in the world Dawkins had decided to devote his time to writing a book that argued that The Message had vindicated his work, glossing over the fact that he had been wrong about the non-existence of Heaven and Hell; most readers would not remember that, he thought.
Am I the only one seeing a mild bit of intellectual vanity on Dawkins' part here? For example, Academia Nut's hypothetical "We were right about them all being douche bags though." How could they be douchebags to one who denied their existence? ;)

I can see how the Message may have hit Dawkins (and atheism)... is it me, or would agnostics find it easiest to adjust?
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Well, when it is said that "we were right all along" it is the atheists pointing out that if the god worshipped did indeed exist then he would be an absolute fuckhead for doing all the things he does. When presented with something like this, I can in fact see some atheists stating, "Don't you wish we were right?"

Plus atheism is still a valid stance once we get all the facts of this cosmology. The beings presented here are not omnipotent, all powerful beings, and they are certainly not worthy of devotion and worship. By all definitions that count, we have yet to meet an actual god, just extra-dimensional creatures with bizarre powers posing as gods to primitive peoples who by a quirk of cosmic mechanics lay claim to our souls when we die, and we're not even sure what exactly a soul is yet. I would expect Stargate to get an extra season or two and for the fans to feel vaguely smug and vindicated.
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I expect that Dawkins' killer is actually in the same circle, but in the Outer ring, where those who do violence towards people go. A river of boiling blood is just about right for him.

Its funny Stuart posted this when he did, I am working on another plot-point that is very similar to this. Check your email ;)
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Ma Deuce wrote:
Wait...there is really stories about a chrisitanity hell with different levels?
It's as described in the poem Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri, of which the first part (Inferno, which of course describes Hell) is the best known.

This provides a good guide to Dante's version of hell. Also, an English translation of the original poem can be found here
Hmm...which means the concept is a rather modern one? Well...this mean those authors could be inspired by the chinese mythology.

And somehow, a hell run by judge and lawyers seems to be a much better thing...there is tons of stories in chinese mythology where people settle their case in hell, via judge of hell and etc.
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Chris OFarrell wrote: Add to that the fact that the Navy does NOT have the manpower to crew the things (and the costs in time, money and manpower of massive retrofits to rebuild them with technology to reduce their crew would be staggering in of itself) then frankly, its just a waste.
Wow, so we have a manpower shortage when talk of a 25 million man army larger then US mobilized in WW2 has been going on for about forty pages?
And of those 25 million, how many of them are qualified to run and maintain an Iowa class Battleship? Let alone some of the even older things some people are proposing WW2 ended sixty years ago, the Iowas were sent to the 'boneyard' almost 20 years ago now. The expertise to rebuild them and run them is going to be VERY thin compared to rebuilding F-14's or something.


Wow, yeah, good logic. You also seem to be insisting on examining this issue from OUR standpoint, and not the standpoint of the humans in the story, which know almost nothing about hell.
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I don't have a clue what you're saying there, unless your saying there MIGHT be legions of demon warships or something. The only aquatic demons we've seen are the submarine guys which a BB is going to be useless against at any rate.


The 1980s reactivation of USS Iowa, after nearly 25 years in mothballs, took less then 18 months from Congressional approval of funding and cost less then an FFG-7 frigate.
The ships were also much newer then, had been used relativly little compared to other ships in terms of time in service AND had been maintained at a much higher level of readiness unless I'm mistaken, far better then the Class-D they had been in since being retired again, which hasn't done much for their quality and durability. The USN unless I'm mistaken has also done away with almost all the tools and lines needed to build new parts for them, which probably means you would have to damn near rebuild the logistical net to keep them going.

And this is just for the Iowas, which at least were in active service and semi reserve status until recently, the idea of bringing back all the other BB's around which were NEVER modernized in the 1980's like the Iowas, is just crazy. The USN only brought the damn things back because they were a convenient harpoon and tomahawk platform.

That is not a waste for a ship that could utterly destroy an entire demon army. The main batteries could be restored to serviceability in a matter of weeks. A demon army is simply the greatest target ever for heavy gunfire.
Oh yes THATS a great idea. IF they are nice and out in the open near the cost in large ranks for you to pound to pieces. THAT is not going to happen.

Actually I never once suggest removing even one heavy gun, and automatic weapons can literally be bolted to the deck and are ready to go. It’s not like they actually designed Iowa to mount over one hundred automatic guns, and yet she carried them just fine.
Yes but you're going to have to take OFF all those older secondary guns. The old 5 inchers unless I'm mistaken are going to be of very limited utility against harpies and the missile batteries even less so. If you want to rip out the secondary guns and missiles, then built all new hoards of heavy medium and light AAA with their associated ammunition feeds, magazines and fire control, its going to be a LOT more complex then bolting Tomahawk and Harpoon launchers to the deck, unless I'm mistaken.

Something like a half billion people live within range of 16in gunfire using the WW2 era ammo, even more if production was restarted on the 35nm extended range shell that was briefly used in Vietnam. In the 1980s a 13in sabot shell was test fired as well, range over 70km, but development was not completed so I’d discount it as serious possibility for now. What’s more, since hell isn’t likely to have naval mines or much of any ability to return fire at all it’s perfectly possible to sail the battleships up major rivers to even further extend the area they can cover. This was actually done in the Korean War too with an Iowa entering the Han river to support an attack on a particularly tough hill.
Which is nice if you want to level a city, but horrible if your trying to defend a population center from a Balrdick army. THEY have ultimate strategic mobility; once they find one of the humans with the DNA to lock in on, they can spawn an army right smack back in the middle of a major city where dropping salvos of 16" gunfire isn't really the most helpful thing you can do. You're also going to have be BLOODY fast to get the ships in position to provide heavy fire if they appear a long way out and march in. I mean look at the situation in Iraq in Stewarts story; they came out and marched and over a few days, reached major towns. Unless the BB happened to be immediately in the area, there is no WAY it would have gotten on station in time to provide fire support.

And again, if the Demons are starting to play nasty and pop directly into major populated areas, ala Ireland or that US Mall, then something with a footprint measured in hundreds of meters becomes rather less useful. Even assuming it happens to be in the area.

Again, while a naval buildup may well be justified, to help the world move heavy forces around and protect supply lines against possible harpie raids, the idea that bringing back BB's for bombardment at this time is a justified expense is just foolhardy IMO.
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It is rather unlikely that Dante was inspired by Chinese mythology as the Divine Comedy was written in the early 14th century in Italy, when there was almost no contact between Europe and China. Marco Polo had been to China recently, but I highly doubt he brought back any mythology or theology as a.) No one believed half the things he said, and b.) China was full of barbarian pagans, heathens, and infidels as far as Europe was concerned, therefore no good Christian at the time would be interested in their religious beliefs.

This version of Hell is nasty. There is no room for trial or reprieve, you are just stuck where they think your sins should have you belong and then tortured for all eternity. That's it and that is definitely the model Stuart is using.
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Interesting. That does not seem like how Dawkins would react to that, though. The current evidence suggests Yahweh does not exist. The Message would suggest he did. It's that simple.
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It's not so hard to imagine how China and Europe got similar things right with Hell. I mean, they just extrapolated contemporary prison/jail conditions and made it even more hellish!

As for Dawkins and his killer landing in different parts of hell.... er, no. I don't really think the supernatural interdimensional psycho-spiritual ectoplasmic trans-Yuggothian space-time mechanism that sends human souls into a higher and shittier plane of existence discriminates between how you died and how much of a dick you were in life. Neither can I imagine a bunch of demon beancounters with fishhooks and driftnets sifting through the arriving souls and categorizing them by what sins they did.

Rather, the denizens of Hell - the demons - just found a large plot of land in their shitty higher plane of existence that happened to be a "landing ground" for dead-not-dead humans and decided to build their civilization around it. Sort of like those Summerian dudes and the Fertile Crescent, except Satan's Fertile Crescent is a bloody desolate field filled with the writhing non-corpses of tormented human beings gnashing their teeth in grim lamentation.

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The Vortex Empire wrote:Interesting. That does not seem like how Dawkins would react to that, though. The current evidence suggests Yahweh does not exist. The Message would suggest he did. It's that simple.
Maybe he is suffering from guilt? From calling all those people who believe in god to be idiots and etc.

When a piece of information is suddenly dumped directly into you, as compared to the usual process of research and observation, it may affect a person to be rather irrational.

Maybe he is feeling that he doomed humanity somehow? From his irrational thought.
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The Vortex Empire wrote:Interesting. That does not seem like how Dawkins would react to that, though. The current evidence suggests Yahweh does not exist. The Message would suggest he did. It's that simple.
Dawkins would probably also point out that Yahweh still does not exist as the Christians envisioned him. He's more like Q from Star Trek: a very powerful asshole who lives in a different dimension.
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with all this old equipment being reactivated, it got me wondering. could we stick a few of those old gunpods onto the hard points of modern aircraft like the A-10? could they be linked to fire with the main gun?
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You know, I just had a thought...

If we're looking at this from Satan's POV...

Could this all be a gigantic trap on Heavens part?

I mean, think about it.

First, we know Heaven and Hell are in something of a cold war state. They don't LIKE each other, but they both need the same resources so they try to work together in a civil sort of way.

Then suddenly, Heaven declares from nowhere that they have enough souls. I mean seriously, can you POSSIBLY ever have enough Souls, thinks Satan?

So Yahweh declares his interest in Earth closed. Satan happily sends his Heralds in to inform the humans about a change in management, but impossibly, some of the most powerful Demons in Hell are killed. The humans have NEVER had the balls to try something like this, let alone the ability to get AWAY with it.

So Satan sends a significant chunk of his elite guard to teach the humans a lesson...and he will soon find out it was utterly wiped out, to just about the last by the humans, HUMANS, for negligible losses.

So we have TWO impossibilities; the humans blowing Greater Demons to hell and wiping out an army of Lesser Demons.

BUT if you wonder that they have might have been given 'technical advisor's' from Heaven, ala Soviet Advisors during the Cold War. All this human magic, their mages new powers, their sudden ability to confound mind reading ; what if Heaven has been quietly planning a 'double cross' against Hell, faking a washing of hands while arming the humans to tie up and kill as much of Satan's elite forces as possible, as *they* prepare to attack Hell in the aftermath?

I mean Satan probably has gotten or will get 'the message' from that Demon who met with that Angel, warning hell of dire consequences if they didn't get things under control, a perfect goad to try and lure him to launch an all out attack with his best troops, getting them mauled, no? Sure the humans killed that Angel, but its an easy mistake to make after it got blamed for that Demon's slaughter after all.

Then recently, we have a deligation of high ranking Angels and support staff who headed into hell, apparently for 'negotiations' who just MYSTERIOUSLY blew up? How? Humans? Yeah right, whatever, THATS likely. A disaffected Demon Duke? None would be crazy enough to break the rules on THAT level or invoke Satan's wraith.
No, they clearly sacrificed THEMSELVES in a very clever attempt to pin the blame on hell, providing cause for the Angels perhaps to openly side with the humans against hell, or perhaps provide more powerful weapons -like a B52 arc light mission- in retaliation...

I mean its just so perfectly clear, this is all a plot by Heaven to bleed Satan on Earth, so Heaven can finished him off in Hell!
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A 3 side war? Cool!
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Sea Skimmer wrote:The 1980s reactivation of USS Iowa, after nearly 25 years in mothballs, took less then 18 months from Congressional approval of funding and cost less then an FFG-7 frigate
This is a solution looking for a problem. It makes almost as much sense as reactivating USS Oregon did in 1941. Link,

It took six years to do all four. Current estimates are about two years each with each one costing nearly as much as a Burke. All this for a ship that really does nothing that can't be done quicker and cheaper by either existing assets or, if really needed, an arsenal ship. One could likely get two or three arsenal ships for the cost of a reactivated battleship. Certainly one could crew a dozen with the personnel needed to crew one Iowa.
That is not a waste for a ship that could utterly destroy an entire demon army.


So long as this army just happens to materialize within twenty miles of where one of four ships happens to be deployed at the time. They aren't immobile, of course, but it does take time, up to a week depending on location, to get them from where they are to where they're needed. I'd rather use B-52's if I had the need to dump a few hundred unguided two-thousand pound bits of steel and HE on a target that suddenly appeared somewhere in the world..
if production was restarted on the 35nm extended range shell that was briefly used in Vietnam.
No such round was used in Vietnam, though such a round, the HC Mark 147, may have been ready just before they decommissioned them in the 1990's. Mind you., no one is currently making 16 inch rounds, so putting them in production might take a bit of time. Given that there's an urgent need for 120 and 155 mm, they might be reluctant to reduce that for something that would be in much lesser demand.
Not an issue, plenty of battleship crewmen going all the way back to WW2 are still alive.
I'm trying to imagine an eighty-year old WWII vet trying to demonstrate loading a sixteen inch gun. Getting people to train others effectively on systems they haven't seen in sixty years is simply not realistic. Even getting folks who haven't seen the systems in about fifteen is not a great idea. Back in the eighties, most of the Iowas systems were still in service on other ships - the sixteen inch guns were about the only unique items. There were still a great number of 1950's and 60's built ships in service. This isn't the case now. Note that there were some serious training issues during the eighties. Those issues contributed to the turret explosion on the Iowa in 1989. More important is that there exists no infrastructure to support those ships, and the US has higher priorities now they're at war.
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On the subject of warships, especially how modern air defense ships don't carry enough ordinance to deal with swarms of harpies, while think back to the first chapter something occurred to me: how effective would an SPY-1 radar at full power be as a weapon in itself against them at closer ranges (say, under 5 miles)? We know that it is quite dangerous to nearby humans at full power, and although harpies are obviously more resilient, I can't imagine even they would last long at closer ranges.
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