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Jasmine. There's just something about her...

Oh, this can very definately get lower... No one has mentioned any of Disney's bipedal animal girls yet... :)
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Hmmm well we haven't gone into how we would *do* said chicks either.

And yes no one has gone into saying someone from the Lion King...etc.
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McNum wrote:Jasmine. There's just something about her...

Oh, this can very definately get lower... No one has mentioned any of Disney's bipedal animal girls yet... :)
Bipedal? Why limit yourself? I mean, that Lady is a real hottie :twisted:
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And there we go...so anyone up for seeing who'll try to bag Simba?
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Alex Moon wrote:
McNum wrote:Jasmine. There's just something about her...

Oh, this can very definately get lower... No one has mentioned any of Disney's bipedal animal girls yet... :)
Bipedal? Why limit yourself? I mean, that Lady is a real hottie :twisted:
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It would have to be Belle for me. Brunette. Hmmmm.
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Ghost Rider wrote:And there we go...so anyone up for seeing who'll try to bag Simba?
I'm more worried about the first person who says the Tramp.
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Well seeing how low this thread is gone I have decided to push it LOWER!


(WARNING 18 PLUS ONLY!!!! :!: )

http://www.hardrawing.com/anime/ht030117/index4.html
and for those of you talking about Alice, and Disney's animal creatures.
http://www.hardrawing.com/anime/ht030117/ht13.jpg

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Jasmine can rub my magic lamp anytime she wants (I'm surprised we got this far into the thread without a cheap-shot pun like this one).
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Belle,

... wait, why am I posting in this thread?
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Ghost Rider wrote:Hmmm well we haven't gone into how we would *do* said chicks either.
Hmmm. Well, it starts out with Belle being brought to my chambers. She pleads for her father's release. I tell her that I'll release him, but she's going to have to do something for me. Her eyes widen in shock, as I point to the nearby bed, where a variety of toys await. I tell her that her father is being released even as we speak. I guide her to the bed, and whisper that I want to see her pleasure herself with the vibrator lying in the middle of the assorted items. I push her onto the bed, and slip the vibrator into her hands, before slowly guiding it under her dress. "My dear, you aren't wearing any panties!" I exclaim. Belle moans, her lust taking over. My hands aren't needed anymore, and I take the time to lift up her dress for a better view...
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Durran Korr wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:
McNum wrote:Jasmine. There's just something about her...

Oh, this can very definately get lower... No one has mentioned any of Disney's bipedal animal girls yet... :)
Bipedal? Why limit yourself? I mean, that Lady is a real hottie :twisted:
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Beowulf wrote:Belle,

... wait, why am I posting in this thread?
You've been corrupted by us? :twisted:
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Sleep with as in actual sleeping (with cuddles and such): Winnie-the-Pooh. Who better to cuddle with? Really! No contest!

Sleep with as in mad crazy cartoon sex: Aladdin. He's funny and cute and a hell of a lot more interesting than the other leading men in Disney. *yawwwwwwwn*

If we wanted to really get nasty, we could get into a discussion about Pinnochio's nose and its various potential uses. Shame it's a bit thin, though... :twisted:

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Alex Moon wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:
Alex Moon wrote: Bipedal? Why limit yourself? I mean, that Lady is a real hottie :twisted:
Line crossed. Can open, worms everywhere.
mmmm Worms. wiggly. tentacles. hentai. Belle. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hmph, how dare you corrupt our good-hearted sex with cartoon characters thread with bestiality and tentacle sex. Prevert!
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I wouldn't mind a foursome with Belle, Ariel, and Jasmine. :twisted:
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Durran Korr wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:
Durran Korr wrote: Line crossed. Can open, worms everywhere.
mmmm Worms. wiggly. tentacles. hentai. Belle. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hmph, how dare you corrupt our good-hearted sex with cartoon characters thread with bestiality and tentacle sex. Prevert!
I'm sorry! I'm just in one of those moods tonight.
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Durran Korr wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:
mmmm Worms. wiggly. tentacles. hentai. Belle. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hmph, how dare you corrupt our good-hearted sex with cartoon characters thread with bestiality and tentacle sex. Prevert!
You obviously missed my first post...I put ESB with Ursula :wink: and Dorkstar with the Beast :twisted:.
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Well, in an Evil Bitch kinda way, Ursula's human disguise was pretty hot...

Uh, I guess... :?
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Sonnenburg wrote:Alice (once she's legal obviously) from Alice in Wonderland.
Reasoning: Would probably be the most willing to experiment. :o Doesn't seem to be fussy about what she puts in her mouth either.
Hadn't thought about that.

As for how I'd do a mermaid, let me get back to you on that. :wink:
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I'm gonna have to go with Jasmine, as I'm not familiar with the others.
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Zaia wrote: If we wanted to really get nasty, we could get into a discussion about Pinnochio's nose and its various potential uses. Shame it's a bit thin, though... :twisted:

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Darth Yoshi wrote:
Sonnenburg wrote:Alice (once she's legal obviously) from Alice in Wonderland.
Reasoning: Would probably be the most willing to experiment. :o Doesn't seem to be fussy about what she puts in her mouth either.
Hadn't thought about that.

As for how I'd do a mermaid, let me get back to you on that. :wink:
Probably similar to how people do dolphins...

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Gonna have to go with Ariel. Plus she's a redhead.

With a little work, she could be made to look like my number one desire...WWE's Lita.

But let's talk all animated (as in anime too) characters. I'd have to go with Ryoko from Tenchi and Lina Inverse from Slayers.
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Ariel has a mouth, and she obviously doesn't use it to breathe air. Am I the only one who's noticed this?
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